r/Asterix • u/Mace_Da-Ace • 19h ago
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Warning: Excess consumption may result in petrification.
Do not consume without druidic prescription.
Romans and anyone who fell into it when they were little are ineligible (THIS MEANS YOU, OBELIX!)
Ask your druid if Magic Potion is right for you.
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