r/AquaJail • u/FireMarshallFuture • 19m ago
Carl Mullet Cat
Widdly widdly waahhh!
(Found this from a cat meme page but couldn’t track the original poster unfortunately)
r/AquaJail • u/FireMarshallFuture • 19m ago
Widdly widdly waahhh!
(Found this from a cat meme page but couldn’t track the original poster unfortunately)
r/AquaJail • u/RefrigeratorNo1945 • 4h ago
And so, a weeping silhouette of a man, a widow agonizing in grief over the taking of his one and only pair of nipples.
It would seem apt to surmise, in true Don Quixote fashion, the spirit of our beloved knight had died by the sword of another -- however by the cruelest unimaginable twist of fate, the blade had been wielded by his own two hands! This failed hero, a stunning defeat... tricked with evil dark magic cast by the silvertongue scamp John Kruk, Son of Duke Philadelphia and his 2 Concubine Mistresses, Crysanthemum and the B.J. Queen ! Oh what stinging humiliation as it'were! standing on the porch of a neighbor, bleeding profusely from the two grave wounds where his carnation pink , playfully hairy and ruggedly dirty nipples once were! Is there any remedy so potent an antidote for such awful poison, tricked into slicing off one's very own nipples?!? And further, to sacrifice them at the feet of indifferent ladies before being told even dogs wouldn't want them! Our hero wanted nothing more than to drink an entire keg of ale to himself atop a bed of dog dirt in a hayloft, bloated with amnesia, comatose with apathy. Penniless and nippleless and dangerously little blood flowing thru him he had no choice. Carl Quixote rolled and tumbled clutching his bloody gored bosom crying and wailing all night long! "GOD DAMNETH YOU, MARKULUS! IT IS I, CARL, GRANDNEPHEW OF KING TWO-WICKED, WHO SHALL HAVETH THE LAST FRIGGIN LAUGH!!! I'M COMING FOR YA! SOON as I get a couple bandaids and some icyhot patches, your ass is MINE! BITCH BETTER HAVE MY NIPPLES!"
He seethed with rage until morning came.
r/AquaJail • u/Premarinated_Borger • 15h ago
r/AquaJail • u/AirFriedSushi • 1d ago
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Enjoy my humble ATHF edit
r/AquaJail • u/Fun_Height_614 • 1d ago
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aqua teen edit girl reporting for duty🥤🍟🥩
r/AquaJail • u/spaceace75 • 1d ago
I’ve had this Frylock plush for a couple of years now and I’ve always thought it looked messed up with the mouth colors swapped. I can’t find any pictures of another one like this.
This is the only info I’ve found is this comment on an [AS] subreddit post:
“Blue lipped shake and orangish brown and round meatwad are the original variants if I remember correctly
They fixed them later on with master shake having black lips and meatwad being more horizontal and less round but meat shaped and more red then brown.
I could either have that backwards or be off entirely, though meatwad#2 (link to later, redder Meatwad)
Quality control wasn't exactly going too well when these were released.”
If anyone else has one or had one, please share your photos/stories of it.
r/AquaJail • u/Sappyoh • 1d ago
Ordered from the website below to support frylock voice actor but seems like there is no way to track order.
Anyone else order and anyone receive their order?
r/AquaJail • u/RonnieNeeley • 2d ago
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Hi everyone! Here is a behind the scenes clip from Those Cats, a series of five shorts I've been making with Aqua Teen co-creator Matt Maiellaro over the last year. We recorded with Dana last week for the final short in this "season" and I wanted to share a snippet here with y'all!
I'll share here when the episodes are out later this year!
r/AquaJail • u/TimeCherry1 • 1d ago
Nikki died from a drug overdose, he got access to pills thinking it was candy.
r/AquaJail • u/RefrigeratorNo1945 • 4d ago
And knowing is waaaay more than half the battle. Whoevuh started or originated saying dat dont know jack! Knowings at least like, friggin 90% on a normal day, okay sweetheart? John Kruck from the Phillies taught me that lesson. He's a total friggin freak! You wouldn't believe the things I've seen. And done. To my own ripples. Who disarmed my Home Security Pool Motion Sensors?!?!
r/AquaJail • u/TimeCherry1 • 3d ago
Me when I draw fan made lore that will never be canon.
r/AquaJail • u/Tasty-Scientist8155 • 4d ago
Aw, come here... why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time!