r/AnarchyChess • u/a6e • 32m ago
MURICA
I had a profound realization while drinking morning coffee
Italian Game is the most American opening and I mean this in a good way, Iroquois constitution Adam Smith free markets type opening. Paul Morphy is American and may be the only person single-handedly and posthumously giving me hope for my country.
Caro Kann is an opening for people who go to college, get married (VERY HETEROSEXUALLY) in their early 20s, have 2.5 children, and work in middle management. Perfectly good and respectable opening but also I hate you.
French defense is for people who tell you not to get them a Christmas present and then get you one and are upset that you didn't get them anything. French defense is for coworkers who pick up your shift and then get mad when you don't pick up their shift later when you never agreed to any of this. French defense is for whoever Chester Bennington from Linkin Park was writing songs about.
