r/woooosh • u/Dragonogard549 • 18h ago
r/woooosh • u/ialsolikeoranges • Jun 02 '26
Mod Post Mod Applications open
There has been minimal moderation for a while now and I apologise for that, so I’ve decided that it’s best to open applications as I’m unable to maintain the subreddit anymore.
Very informal but send me a DM and we’ll talk about it, I and the other mod will consider you.
18+ (contradictory yes but it’s for the best).
r/woooosh • u/UnityJusticeFreedom • Jun 14 '25
Seal of Quality Censor Username Rule
We mods have decided that we remove the censor usernames rule
r/woooosh • u/Evening_Task956 • 2d ago
I'm gonna gouge my eyes out to THIS!!!
K so basically, there was this post that said "Nsfw" as the title and body text (it had no image) and everyone was pretending it was NSFW, so I played along, and some guy replied with "tf was it" but THAT WAS THE JOKE 😭🥀 guys I'M NOT PROMOTING NSFW AND THERES NO ACTUAL NSFW 😭🥀
r/woooosh • u/M3gabyteD3v • 3d ago
When people online act smarter than they actually are:
Context: Commenter was talking about Christmas products being made in October
r/woooosh • u/False-Collection-606 • 5d ago
Is this allowed on here (it was a shrink wrapping video)
r/woooosh • u/Separate_Key_6304 • 5d ago
A post i made for “relatable thumbnails” and it was about punching babies
r/woooosh • u/weneedclosure • 6d ago
This has to be one of the greats and most of the population didn’t get it.
Not knowing the truth doesn’t make you ignorant,
Not wanting to know the truth is what makes you ignorant.
r/woooosh • u/ContemplativePebble • 9d ago
An MRI would certainly be the quickest way to remove them
r/woooosh • u/memeaficator • 12d ago
I don’t know how wooshy it is but damn if they are fr
r/woooosh • u/Unusual-Jicama9619 • 15d ago
woo fucking oosh snowflake
yall can't understand r/DontTypeLikeThis shouldn't be taken seriously 🙏
r/woooosh • u/quinnthebin100 • 17d ago
That is definitely spelt wrong he just is bad at reading
r/woooosh • u/TransportationOk6302 • 18d ago
"YOU DON'T SAY?" -Actual comment on this post
r/woooosh • u/FloraTheFlowerElf • 16d ago
Take your shot
they thought that the other guy didn’t get the joke, but really they were the one that didn’t get it lol
EDIT: Thought I'd make it a tad more clear, nowhere in this image shows my user, and I am not saying rukasu1130 didn't get it, I'm saying datboi_inspace4643 didn't get it, they started the reference, I just think it's funny that they didn't get rukasu1130's continuation of the joke
on another note, if you're going to describe me or my interests with "chud ass" make sure that your account hasn't been around for as long as mine, and make sure that you don't have more karma and contributions than me, plus don't refer to redditors as if you're not part of that group, yes you are, you're on reddit now aren't you? and yes this is targeted to a specific person
r/woooosh • u/Subject_Feed9875 • 18d ago
no way it's the "He took a bite of a boneless wing" guy. (joke)
r/woooosh • u/Darkwing78 • 18d ago
Yes, I know what Trans-Tasman means. Do you not understand satire?
I thought my choices of emoji were enough to spell out the obvious low brow joke to even the most simple minded clod out there. I thought wrong.
r/woooosh • u/BenjaminKTennyson1 • 18d ago
I totally missed this joke this time.
Translation:
Bratstvo_Jedinstvo:
I'm asking because I don't know: is there a legal/penal difference between premeditated intentional homicide and committing this act 'against an ascendant' (a parent/grandparent)? Also, I noticed it was specifically mentioned. Would the verdict be different if they had killed someone else?
yebiryeb:
I think there's a sentence increase when it involves an ascendant or descendant.
Me:
Is there any difference between an ascendant and a descendant then?
yebiryeb:
For ascendants, they give the maximum sentence limit; for descendants, they give the minimum.
Me:
That makes no sense.
Sulo1719:
He's joking.
Me:
Ah fuck, r/whoooosh
For those who missed the joke due to the translation: 'ascendant' means 'ÜSTsoy' in Turkish, while 'maximum sentence limit' translates to 'ÜST ceza sınırı' (upper limit). On the other hand, 'descendant' means 'ALTsoy', and 'they give the minimum' implies giving the punishment from the 'ALT sınır' (lower limit).
r/woooosh • u/Sidohmaker • 20d ago
For context, this was on an image of a Facebook post in which a guy found his gf’s OF, logged in as her dad, and started giving her tips.
The first decent Wooosh I’ve fine in the wild in a long time. Thanks Kalos!
r/woooosh • u/Badassostrich • 21d ago
On a post on r/learnuselesstalents. OP was basically asking where to learn some useless talents
r/woooosh • u/ihatmylifedotcom • 23d ago
The doubling down is crazy just admit you didn't get the joke
r/woooosh • u/Critical-Objective92 • Sep 27 '26
Someone Clearly Doesn't Know What A Joke Is
This was in the Deltarune subreddit, lol.