r/woahdude • • May 08 '15

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u/keirbrow May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

I remember when 2022 seemed like the distant future--but it's closer than 2007 now.

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u/Sir_Jeremiah May 08 '15

Woah

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u/Pufflekun May 08 '15

It's mindblowing that it's 2015 right now, and our phones and computers are more powerful than the ones in most famous sci-fi universes.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/messenger_boy May 08 '15

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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u/chironomidae May 08 '15

What's mine say?

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u/Kiloku May 08 '15

Check out this neat subreddit r/woahdude

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u/bertos55 May 08 '15

Sweet. What does mine say?

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u/JohhnyDamage May 09 '15

Roll credits.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

We're closer to 2040 than to 1980.

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u/Sir_Jeremiah May 08 '15

1980 was 16 years before I was born so that one doesn't have the same effect

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u/stanley_twobrick May 08 '15

ITT: redditors consistently unaware of the passage of time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/mtoxiicg May 09 '15

This meme is truly ahead of its time.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

Shut up. The 90s were a few years ago and 1980 was ~ 20 years ago and that's final.

edit: I can't word.

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u/drocks27 May 09 '15

exactly, it was so much easier to figure out how far back things were in 2000 which is why I guess my brain is stuck there

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u/AnEpiphanyTooLate May 08 '15

DAE LE OLD XD

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u/stanley_twobrick May 08 '15

omg u guise, high school musical was NINE YEARS AGO.

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u/sbutler87 May 09 '15

Don't think you need to narrow it down to this thread. Or redditors.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/voyetra8 May 09 '15

Are the years going to seem like hours when i'm an old man?

As a 41 year old: The days are long, and the years are short.

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u/zondwich May 08 '15

You think will have hover cars by then?

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u/Wopsle May 08 '15

I think we will have them by October of this year! I saw a documentary about it once called "Back to the Future".

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Woah, heavy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Yeah but everyone knows they won't work over water....... Unless you have power.

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u/kp305 May 08 '15

Oh definately. It'll basically be like the jetsons by that time.

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u/Torgamous May 08 '15

Just be happy with our hover trains.

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u/DownvotedTroll May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Holy crap, that's insane lol, time moves so damn fast

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u/Amoebasaurus May 08 '15

Yea, about 24 hours in a day.

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u/clown-penisdotfart May 08 '15

Well, whose day are we talking about and how is the observer moving?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This is like the geeky form of being edgy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/Rikplaysbass May 08 '15

What? I'm 25 and born in 1989. Or am I wrong and actually 35? You just shattered my world.

WHAT IS MATH?!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

WHAT IS GAME NIGHT

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u/zomb-omb May 08 '15

You almost had me.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This scared me until I realized I was born in 94 and I'm only 21.

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u/eaglessoar May 08 '15

This is a year old, it's 26 now

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u/ThePickleAvenger May 08 '15

I didn't know I was about to turn FUCKIN THIRTY.

MY TWENTIES SURE FLEW THE FUCK BY, DIDNT THEY.

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u/vORP May 08 '15

Bro..

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u/LoneRanger9 May 08 '15

Sigh, excuse me while I tie a noose

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u/MiffyAvon May 08 '15

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!?!!

Oh 1 in 7?

Yeah 1 in 7.

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u/HamsterBoo May 08 '15

WRONG!

The original date in question was 2/2/2022! The chances of that being a Tuesday are 1 in 7.

HOWEVER

That isn't a Tuesday. 22/2/2022 is a Tuesday. That's a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DATE!

So the chances of EITHER 22/2/2022 OR 2/2/2022 being a Tuesday are 2/7.

Someone who has taken statistics and thinks they are smart might say there's a 13/49 chance, but when was the last time a Wednesday happened 20 days after another Wednesday?

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u/CoolGuySean May 09 '15

“What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? A thousand to one!”

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u/TotesMessenger Oct 04 '15

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u/Pand9 May 08 '15

I'd say ~2/7, because 2-2-2 isn't that much worse than 2-2-22.

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u/kalebt123 May 08 '15

In this picture it has two different dates. In the original comment, it says February 2, 2022. In the google search, it is February 22, 2022. February 22 is a Tuesday. Which makes more sense anyway because it has an extra 2 than the original comment. Feb. 2 2022 is a Wednesday.

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15

Fun fact:

When Sonic 2 was released on the Mega Drive in the US and Europe on November 24th 1992 the day was dubbed Sonic 2's day, because the day was a Tuesday. This began the trend of games being released on a Tuesday that still carries on today.

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u/skyman724 May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

And that game introduces Sonic's sidekick, a fox with two tails.

Twolluminati confirmed.

Edit: y'all need to learn about syllable cadence. "Illtwominati" doesn't work.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Half life 2 confirmed.

wait

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

That ship has sailed.

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u/architect_son May 08 '15

November 16, 2004 is the 321st day of the year 2004 in the Gregorian calendar. There are 45 days remaining until the end of this year.

That day of the week was... Tuesday.

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u/CrackerJackBunny May 09 '15

Firefly season 2 confirmed

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15

And there were 2 bosses in the final stage. There were 2 endings. It introduced 2 player mode to the series.

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u/SMarioMan May 08 '15

Not just to the series. No game before this had ever had split screen multiplayer.

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u/downhillwalrus May 08 '15

Illtwominati

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u/carsausage May 08 '15

Ill-2-minati confirmed.

FTFY.

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u/industrialwaste May 08 '15

Woah, I haven't played sonic in a really long time, but I never realized tails had two tails. wow. I was a dumb kid.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Illtwominati

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u/AATroop May 08 '15

Games are released on Tuesday so that the sales from the entire week can be reported the next Monday. It has nothing to do with Sonic, and everything to do with reporting the largest sale numbers.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

Neither of you sourced anything but this seems like the more likely answer... The other explanation means that businesses are being sentimental with their release dates, which I don't think anyone actually cares about in business.

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u/chiliedogg May 08 '15

Well, that and the fact that videos had come out on Tuesday for decades and the stores restock/reorganize on Tuesdays, and it was largely video sections of retailers selling/renting games for most of gaming history.

Putting out a new product in alphabetically organized section of a store requires a lot of work, as everything past the new release has to be moved over. So they started restocking on the least-busy shopping day of the week, and the publishers moved the release to match.

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u/j-mar May 08 '15

Halo 2 came out on a Tuesday, and that day in math class me and my buddies made all of our 2's really large when we put up our homework problems on the chalkboard. The teacher (a nice quiet old lady) called us out on it, and we explained that some game was coming out. That night she read up on it and the next day she told us to call her Master Chief. It was fucking sick.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

how high 2 to be confirmed

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It took me way too long to figure out you were talking about Sonic the Hedgehog and not Sonic Drive-In. I just kept reading the first sentence over and over until I gave up and read the next one.

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u/PeriodStain May 08 '15

TIL whenever it is Tuesday in NA it is Friday in EU

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u/Harperlarp May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

We get all the big releases here in the UK on Tuesdays.

Source: I booked time off to play Skyrim, GTAV, and soon MGSV ok the day of release, which was Tuesday.

Edit: My memory isn't that great.

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u/TyeWin May 08 '15

Sadly, 2/22/2222 will be on a Friday :/

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u/bravo90 May 08 '15

We will all be dead anyway

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

2bad

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u/JarlaxleForPresident May 08 '15

Maybe y'all will, I'm investing in a sexy robot tiger body

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Me too. Maybe without the sexy tiger part.

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u/boringdude00 May 08 '15

You, maybe. And With that attitude almost certainly.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Ali G - "So what is the chances that me will eventually die?"

Surgeon General - "That you will die? 100%. I can guarantee that, 100%, you will die."

Ali G - "Right, but you is being a bit of a pessimist though."

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u/Solipsis4 May 08 '15

That makes it all better :)

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Why 4? Why not, 3.14159?

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi May 08 '15

I think we're talking about 2022, which is a Wednesday anyway

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u/tooterfish_popkin May 08 '15

I think we're talking about 2022, which is a Wednesday anyway

You looked at February 2nd. February 22nd is a Tuesday.

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u/NOPE_NOT_A_DINOSAUR May 08 '15

Nope, it's a Tuesday, this website is wrong. I just dug through my phone's calender and the 2nd of February 2022 is a Tuesday.

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi May 08 '15

Yeah my bad, I was looking at 2/2/22, like in the text of the OP which is wrong

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u/NOPE_NOT_A_DINOSAUR May 08 '15

I think the first line say the 2nd (which is a Wednesday) but the second line say the 22nd which makes more sense for a "two's"day.

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u/tooterfish_popkin May 08 '15

Nope, it's a Tuesday, this website is wrong.

No it isn't. You are looking up the wrong date. That's Feb 2nd 2022 which is a Wednesday.

The date we want is 2/22/22 which is clearly visible in the search box of this submission and indeed is a Tuesday.

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u/NOPE_NOT_A_DINOSAUR May 08 '15

Wow, now I'm the one that goofed and didn't read everything, I googled the 22nd, must of found a result for the 2nd.

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u/zjaws88 May 09 '15

My calendar says Wednesday??

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u/evilbrent May 09 '15

Apologies I didn't notice you wrote 2222

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Not today

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u/evilbrent May 08 '15

Look closer.

You need to look at the box with the number twenty two in it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/evilbrent May 09 '15

Oh.... No I didn't notice that

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u/kyoung1989 May 08 '15

According to google it is a Saturday

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u/TyeWin May 08 '15

Hmm, google told me it was a friday... Weird.

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u/basilarchia May 08 '15

2/2/2202 is a tuesday. It's pretty close. Maybe it's the closest. If so, we could make that 2's day.

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u/mattybreit May 08 '15

Wrong. It will be a Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/TyeWin May 08 '15

Yes... I'm speaking of the Feb 22nd 200 years past that. When the year is made up of all 2's. Hence 2222.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

This is going to be a big deal in seven years.

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u/DevinKills May 08 '15

That's what I thought about 12.13.14 but nope I was the only one excited :l

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u/dagway_nimo May 08 '15

10:11 12/13/14

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u/hhunterhh May 08 '15

Well that kind of combination did happen every year from 2003-2014.

11/12/13 10/11/12 09/10/11 etc

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u/Flangis May 08 '15

Yeah, but to be fair it was the last one for quite a while.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

Pi day was kind of a big deal this year.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I'm assuming you don't have a Facebook then?

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u/DevinKills May 08 '15

You are correct, reddit is as close to social media as I have

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u/PotatoFruitcake May 09 '15

I remember when it was 11:11 11/11/11, that was the most intense minute of my life.

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u/ToxicFyre May 08 '15

YOU MEAN IN 2+2+2+2/2 YEARS AMIRITE!?!!

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u/mattybreit May 08 '15

Wrong. It will be a Wednesday. 2/22/2022 will be a Tuesday.

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u/Quayleman May 08 '15

Maybe the world will FINALLY end, geez.

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u/R3divid3r May 08 '15

...for you.

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u/Zimaquibi May 08 '15

Finally a day to celebrate all the second bests and sidekicks. I can see it now: a Nordstrom parade with massive balloons of Luigi, Tails, Robin, and more. Sponsored by Pepsi of course.

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u/Napoleon98 May 08 '15

Sponsored by Pepsi of course.

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

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u/Xok234 May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/HypnoticPeaches May 08 '15

I love all this faith that Reddit will still be a thing then. However, in case it is...

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day"

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u/GaussWanker May 08 '15

Reddit's already just under 10 years old, it'd have to make it to ~16.5 years old.

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u/_beast__ May 08 '15

No, you'd have to make it on here another 6.5 years. Not just the web site, but your user account.

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u/SMarioMan May 08 '15

I wonder what state r/thebutton will be left in.

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u/SUCKLE_MY_BUTTHOLE May 08 '15

RemindMe! 21 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day. This reminder was set in 2015. Take a second to reflect back on the life you've lived there. The username you picked for instance. I mean really?"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I wonder what the next content sharing 'thing' will be...

Reddit is just a few years away from basically turning into the Youtube comments, and I imagine most of us will have to find somewhere else to post our shitty puns and memes but still be picky about our grammar.

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u/Jasonbluefire May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day"

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u/BLEEEKERS May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "Tuesday 2's Day"

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u/dwmfives May 08 '15 edited May 08 '15

RemindMe! How the bot doesn't work anymore.

EDIT: I'M WRONG

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u/SuperWolf May 08 '15

It doesn't? like it doesn't remember any new requests? or it doesn't work at all and all the remindme's in the past are now lost?

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u/ToxicFyre May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/ShabShoral May 08 '15

RemindMe! Sudo !!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/DukeCounter May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/theruchet May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/thedoctorisfab May 08 '15

"Today's Tuesday! Today's Two's Day! Today's Tuesday is Two's Day!"

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u/xHussin May 08 '15

RemindMe! 22 Feb 2022 "tuesday 2's day"

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u/killerwarpig22 May 08 '15

2/22 is my birthday. So this is fucking awesome.

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u/mac_got_fat May 08 '15

Will you be 2?

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u/BecomingSentiENT May 08 '15

Or alternatively 22?

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u/mac_got_fat May 08 '15

maybe even 222

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u/HardcorPardcor May 08 '15

OP pls deliver

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

I'll be 33... dammit.

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u/Bleeeeee May 08 '15

Hello fellow birthday sharer of George Washington and Robert Wadlow.

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u/Vivi0_o May 08 '15

Haha! I'll be 32!

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u/L0BST3R May 08 '15

ME TOO hello twin

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u/_Mclovin_ May 08 '15

Hey me too! So is George Washington!

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u/sewsnap May 08 '15

It's also mine. 2/22s unite!

They don't say its George Washington's observed birthday where I live anymore. They can go to hell, I grew up with his birthday, and it will be the same as mine until I die.

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u/theunnoanprojec May 08 '15

And lord Baden-Powell, the founder of Boy Scouts!!

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u/Snapplecap94 May 08 '15

Me 2!

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u/brianohioan May 09 '15

Hey me Too! Happy birthday to us and George Washington!

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u/Dudeinab0x May 08 '15

Hey that's my daughters birthday!

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u/The-Dudemeister May 08 '15

I bet the club is really going to go up that day.

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u/TheVeryReverend May 08 '15

Club goin up

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u/xerberos May 08 '15

As a backup to RemindMe, I added it to Google Calendar with a link to this thread. On 2's day, let's all come back here and talk about the good ol' times.

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u/vegardn May 08 '15

Thread will be archived though, so read only. Edit spelling

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u/Killsranq May 08 '15

It will be archived. Can't comment.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

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u/CrokeBollegeKid May 08 '15

You wanna fight about this?

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u/FAcup May 08 '15

Fight? You mean liberate.

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u/thehnasty May 08 '15

Go home America, you're drunk.

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u/CrokeBollegeKid May 08 '15

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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u/Occamslaser May 09 '15

It's Friday night, most of us are.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

Username checks out

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u/Bristonian May 08 '15

I just tell people it's like ordering at a restaurant. People say "burger with a side of fries for lunch"... Nobody says "side of fries with a burger for lunch"

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u/murtimuz May 08 '15

In a restaurant you say "burger with a side of fries for lunch" because burger is the main dish (thing that will make you full) and fries are side dish (will enhance taste). But in calendars you should say in a specific to general order or vice versa. Year is the biggest one, month is the middle one and day is the smallest one. No need to place month first unless you want to create confusion.

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u/BananaTurd May 08 '15

It's more like saying "May 8th" instead of "the 8th of May."

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u/shiftymate May 08 '15

Well, the fact that we do that means we get to celebrate pi day every year. I'll take pie over logic.

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u/Hermosa06-09 May 08 '15

Europe/other places celebrate it on July 22nd instead, because it's 22/7 for them.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It still works with 22/2/22...

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u/Finaltidus May 08 '15

months = 12

days = 365

years = shit load

makes sense to me.

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u/BestGhost May 08 '15

seconds < minutes < hours < days < months < years < mayan longcounts

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u/mick4state May 08 '15

The international standard is YYYY/MM/DD, which is the one that makes the most sense. I fail to see how moving the year to the end makes less sense that doing the exact opposite order.

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u/Zwemvest May 08 '15

2002/06/29 16:33:45.89. Makes sense.

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u/nimieties May 08 '15

See I use mmm/dd/yyyy

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u/scogun May 08 '15

Expect to see this on Buzzfeed soon.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

ah but 2/22/2222 is a Friday

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u/[deleted] May 08 '15

It's a Friday though, which is nice.

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u/JaviAir May 08 '15

I'll be alive to witness it! Maybe.

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u/messenger_boy May 08 '15

I two-two-two's you.

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u/tggt00 May 08 '15

TIL Tuesday is the second day, I am a jew for the protocol but still I didn't know christians were counting days with monday as the first day.

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u/etherag May 08 '15

I remember in 2009 having this conversation:

Him: Something cool should happen at 11:11 on 11/11/11.

Me: I wonder what day you'd have to be born to be 11,111 days old on 11/11/11.

Him: yeah, that would be neat.

... 10 minutes later...

Him: Hey, isn't your birthday 6/10/81?

Me: yeah, why?

Him: Its you. You will be 11,111 days old on 11/11/11.

Me: !!!! Holy shit!!

I threw a huge party. It was awesome.