r/stremtch • u/Enough_Significance6 • Sep 10 '26

no 🚫 ears 🚫 Paco doesn’t deserve ears

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u/give_me_wine Sep 10 '26

Bro is a turnip freshly plucked from the earth

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

Paco aspires to be a rutabaga

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u/Aaurvandil Sep 10 '26

No ears for turnips!!! 🚫🚫🚫

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

But they are so nutritious says Paco

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u/abetheschizoid Sep 10 '26

Is this a result of his sickening greed?

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

His sickening greed for the stremtch appalls me but I am afraid I must comply

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u/abetheschizoid Sep 10 '26

You're a good person.

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u/masterclass085 Sep 10 '26

paco doesn't seem to mind the lack of ears, i think he actually likes being earless. also a recent research found that cat ears are useless and have no purpose, so you are doing the right thing removing them!

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

Paco has no need for ears as they get in the way of food

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato Sep 10 '26

Paco cut in front of me in line at the A & P. He is a SCURVY KNAVE.

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

Paco is indeed a scurvy knave. Though he wishes he could have gone to the A&P

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u/Visible_Squirrel3597 Sep 10 '26

Tell me of his crimes

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

He jumps up while I am eating dinner and smell everything and won’t eat it. It stops me from eating and he’s not even doing anything.

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u/Visible_Squirrel3597 Sep 10 '26

Unjustifiable. Stremtch deserved.

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u/bunkdiggidy Sep 10 '26

EAR PRIVILEGES

🚫🚫🚫🚫 🙅🏻👂🏼

REVOKED

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 Sep 10 '26

Pacos mind appears to be filled with hateful thoughts

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u/autumnautopsy Sep 10 '26

He looks much better without them anyways!

7

u/Medium_Hox Sep 10 '26

Ears are too good for him

5

u/juliamongolia Sep 10 '26

Stremmmmmtch

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u/Ezenthar1 Sep 10 '26

Gib himb himbs ears back 😭😭😭

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u/littlecolt Sep 10 '26

He knows what he did

5

u/Casual-Netizen Sep 10 '26

I didn't know the mods let a bunny be posted here 😂

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u/glez_fdezdavila_ Sep 10 '26

Paco is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends and Francisco is no friend of mine

5

u/eligoscreps Sep 10 '26
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Id almost say he was thinking, looking angry. But then I remembered cats don’t have brains or emotions! Very cute.

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u/DarkWanderer2 Sep 10 '26

Sir, that’s a rabbit

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u/AppropriateBid7505 Sep 10 '26

He's so cute with his dainty little peets🥹

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u/Enough_Significance6 Sep 10 '26

Paco says he has mighty manly feets