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Personal Experience Die Mythen. Chapter 63: Natural Selection. I wrote this chapter under the strong—and undeniably traumatic—influence of furniture shopping together. Of course, my significant other is by no means a demoness…
Chapter 63: Natural Selection
I wrote this chapter under the strong—and undeniably traumatic—influence of furniture shopping together. Of course, my significant other is by no means a demoness… though after hours of wandering through a furniture labyrinth, bickering over the right shade of beige, and trying to survive the home decor aisle, I'm beginning to suspect that certain circles of Hell were modeled directly after big-box furniture stores. Any resemblance to ancient night terrors and dark entities is, of course, entirely coincidental. Probably.
A Saturday late morning in the sprawling furniture showroom on Aleja Krakowska had all the makings of a textbook disaster. For ordinary pairs of mortals, weekend home furnishing shopping was already a survival test for relationships, but today it took on a completely new, apocalyptic dimension.
The moment a flame-red-haired woman in a perfectly tailored leather jacket walked through the automatic sliding doors, holding the arm of a young man in a loose hoodie, all movement froze within a fifty-meter radius. Shoppers—entire families previously choosing TV cabinets, married couples arguing over shades of grey, and elderly people testing the firmness of mattresses—abandoned their activities in a fraction of a second. A muffled, nervous rustle of jackets, the quiet cry of a panicked child, and the hurried patter of shoes heading toward the emergency exits echoed down the aisles. Someone dropped a paper coffee cup in haste, which rolled with a dull thud across the gleaming floor. In less than three minutes, the vast sectional sofa display was completely deserted.
Only from behind a tall rack of lamps protruded two tense silhouettes of Bureau of Paranormal Entities agents in dark suits. Through their walkie-talkies, in trembling whispers, they reported to headquarters that the target was apparently merely conducting a “modernization process of the relaxation area.” They stood as if their presence could change anything…
“Seriously, this one is actually fine… Naamah?” Michał sighed quietly, scratching the back of his neck and pointing at a massive, modular sectional in bottle green. “We’ve been sitting on it for ten minutes. It’s soft, it has a wide armrest—though it could be a bit softer—it has absolutely everything you could ask for from a piece of furniture.”
“Stop whining, Michał. We’re buying a sofa for our wing in the villa, not for some government office hallway,” the demon snorted quietly, casting a critical glance of her emerald eyes over the fabric. She took two springy steps toward a neighboring model in the premium section. “Wiktor and Elżbieta furnished their part with those heavy, suffocating antiques. It smells of museums and mothballs over there, despite Tas’s presence. We are going to have an oasis of comfort. Come here. Let’s sit on this one too.”
The young man walked over obediently, pulled the fabric handle, and with a soft click unfolded the right side of the couch. Naamah sank onto the seat with feline grace, instantly pulling her knees to her chin and testing the springiness.
“Oh, see? Like this, it’s definitely better. And a bit shallower when folded up,” she assessed approvingly, running her hand over the upholstery. “In human form, I’m barely over a meter sixty tall, and on that first, deeper one, my feet didn’t reach the floor at all. I looked like a little girl waiting for a carousel.”
“Because you’re used to lying across, with your head exclusively on my lap,” Michał muttered under his breath, crossing his arms over his chest with practiced patience for her, while the agent in the distance tripped over his own feet, trying to pass for a store mannequin. “Though this one is admittedly firmer when unfolded, in my opinion…” He placed his hand down and pressed.
Naamah clapped her hands, the dry sound echoing off the high ceiling of the hall.
“Hop on, we fit without any problem!” she purred, patting the upholstery right beside her hips. “Look, it has much larger cushions, which offsets the firmness when unfolded. You can literally sink into them.”
Michał lay down beside her, leaning his back against a cushion and raising an eyebrow.
“Once on it, though, I don't see any difference,” he said, shaking his head. “Zero, absolute zero. Although… you have to give it credit, the armrest is definitely softer, from what I checked. On the previous one, it dug right into the bone.”
“A fair point, my dear,” the demon smiled, running her fingers luxuriously over the velvet. “See? You’re starting to think practically and appreciate the comfort of our shared space.”
Standing five meters away, the young saleswoman in a company red vest with a nametag reading “Klaudia” looked as if she were about to faint at any moment. Her fingers clenched onto a clipboard with order forms so tightly that the plastic creaked in the sterile silence of the showroom, and her teeth chattered in a rapid, nervous staccato. She heard their every word. She knew perfectly well who she was dealing with—everyone recognized the face of the red-haired demon who had appeared on television years ago. The girl trembled all over, praying in panic that this change of decor would not end in catastrophe.
“And what about the color?” Naamah asked suddenly, looking directly at the girl.
The saleswoman flinched as if struck by an electric shock, then swallowed hard, unable to squeeze out even a single syllable.
“These are the options, Naamah…” Michał cut in quickly, taking pity on the shell-shocked employee. He pointed a finger at the fabric swatch hanging loosely over the edge of the backrest. “They have grey, beige, graphite, and this dark brown.”
Naamah narrowed her eyes, slowly trailing her fingertips over the swatches.
“Hmm… Definitely this darkest one. In the event of blood spills, stains will be least visible.”
Klaudia’s knees buckled. A short, choked squeak escaped her throat, and the clipboard with papers nearly slipped from her hands onto the polished floor. In her horror-dilated pupils reflected a vision of slaughter, dark rituals, and gore dripping down luxurious furniture in the Pułtusk villa of the damned. She began to tremble so violently that she backed away two steps, nearly crashing into a shelf of decorative pillows.
Michał immediately raised both hands in a placating gesture, blushing furiously to the tips of his ears.
“Relax! For heaven’s sake, relax…” he blurted out hastily, waving his hands nervously. “It’s purely because I was popping a pimple on my face in front of the TV in our living room the other day, and then I mindlessly lay down and stained a light pillow. That’s what she means. Relax, nobody’s going to die here, I swear… A purely human, stupid thing.”
Naamah burst into a guttural, melodic laugh that carried down the empty aisle, magnifying the surrealism of the entire situation. She rested her chin on Michał’s shoulder, fixing amused emerald eyes on the hyperventilating, trembling girl.
“My dear speaks the truth, my good lady,” the demon purred with predatory courtesy. “Today, as it happens, I am not eviscerating anyone. We’ll take this dark graphite. Please write up the slip, we’ll pay by card. And have them deliver it directly to the address in Pułtusk, to our wing, by the end of this week. If the couriers are late… only then will I think about blood. Right, Michał?”
“Stop scaring her, I beg of you…” the resigned boy groaned, burying his face in his hands, while the deathly pale saleswoman tried with a trembling pen to hit the first field of the order form.
Half an hour later, they were standing in the middle of the textile department.
“Michał, search for the pillow! A second one just like it, with the exact same idiotic gnome pattern,” Naamah demanded in a tone that brooked no argument, pointing a fingernail at a plump, holiday throw pillow.
Michał sighed heavily, leaning with both hands on the rim of a huge wire clearance bin.
“There isn’t one, I told you. This was the last. I ransacked this entire coop from the bottom up.”
“What do you mean: there isn’t one?” the demon bristled, narrowing her eyes menacingly. Before the boy could protest, she rolled up the sleeves of her jacket and, with absolute determination, dove into the pile of pillows with both hands, flinging them aside with an energy worthy of a starving terrier. “I’m digging out the whole container. Help me instead of standing there like a statue.”
“You can see with the naked eye that there isn’t one,” he groaned, half-heartedly grabbing the corner of another pillow. “Why do you need two that are identical? Take this other one, it’s from a similar series. It’ll match.”
“No. Search…” she muttered fiercely, tossing more pillows behind her at dizzying speed. Stars, reindeer, and geometric snowflakes showered onto the floor. Suddenly, she froze, fixing a disappointed gaze on the bottom of the emptying bin. “To hell with it… There really isn’t a second one.”
Michał shook his head in pity, straightening his back. He had harbored a fragile hope that this consumer marathon was coming to an end, but Naamah’s gaze traveled straight to the neighboring aisle with porcelain. Her eyes flared with a fresh, dangerous gleam of covetousness.
“Oh. I want this teacup too,” she declared with satisfaction, stepping up to a glass shelf and picking up an elegant, richly gilded vintage cup.
“Those are bought in sets, Naamah,” he noted in an exhausted voice. “Look at the tag. This is just a display item; the saucers and the rest are probably boxed up in the warehouse.”
“I don’t know, I couldn't care less! It’s on display, so from now on, it’s mine. Search, Michał, find the saucer for it! Move it.”
The boy covered his face with his hand, taking a deep breath so as not to lose what little hard-won patience he had left.
“But why do we need another teacup or mug?” he blurted out in quiet despair. “There are already loads of mugs in the cupboards. We literally have dinnerware for an entire company of soldiers! From those idiotic ones with little hearts, through your favorite giant mug that says ‘I AM A DEVIL’, all the way to the one with ‘Mój najlepszy barman’ that you bought me as a gift yourself about two weeks ago. The shelves are bowing; physically, nothing new can fit in there.”
Naamah tilted her head sensually, and in the corners of her lips blossomed that cool, disarmingly carefree smirk that usually made the skin on ordinary mortals’ necks crawl.
“Then I’ll toss out a few of the old ones,” she remarked with icy calm, as if planning a selection of souls. “We’ll do a little cleaning. The uglier ones will go in the trash, and this gold one will take the place of honor. Well, what are you waiting for, darling? Find the saucer, because the couriers with our new sofa won’t arrive before us anyway.”
Three hours later, having returned home, Michał began thinking aloud about the logistics of the whole endeavor.
“Look, we arranged the new sofa, even with carry-in. But what about our old one? I have to take it apart into smaller pieces and haul it to the dumpster. In a few days, the municipality happens to be collecting bulky waste in Pułtusk.” The boy pulled a set of Allen keys from a cabinet, as if mentally bracing himself for the work ahead.
Naamah looked at him with genuine pity.
“You must be joking, my dear, thinking you’ll wrestle with that huge piece of junk alone. What do you have me and my claws for? I’ll slice it into tiny pieces in a minute, and you can carry it out in bags.”
Michał shuddered, remembering all too well what things looked like after being subjected to her infernal strength.
“No, Naamah. The point is not to tear everything to shreds. If you strike the upholstery, dust, foam, and old splinters will scatter across the entire living room, and then I’ll spend hours running around with a broom and vacuum, wiping and sucking those scraps off the floor.”
“Trust me, my dear. Trust me,” the demon purred, moving closer and taking hold of his arm.
“Don’t do it your way,” Michał insisted, looking at her with growing unease. “And don't open any damn portal just to dump it into the Abyss. I'm being careful with my soul as it is… You told me yourself recently that it blackened even further because of your portals and our return from vacation. It made me feel strangely cold inside. Don’t open it, please.”
Naamah’s eyes flared a deep, predatory emerald. She laughed low, snuggling into his arm, delighted by the fact that darkness was slowly yet inevitably eating away at his human nature. But seeing his stubborn expression, she sighed conciliatorily:
“All right. Have it your way. I’ll slice it smoothly, with a clean cut, to make things easier for you without unnecessary labor on your part. I won’t open a portal, I promise. Satisfied?”
At the same time, in the stifling, iron- and sulfur-scented corridors of Lucyfer’s palace, time passed to its own brutal rhythm.
Lucjanhir stood in the darkness of his own chamber, methodically and in absolute silence attempting to piece together Emma’s consciousness. What Naamah had left behind were not wounds. It was a catastrophe. Emma’s consciousness resembled a web shredded into microscopic fibers rather than a coherent entity. Her kera vessel, though regenerated, was in tatters, thoroughly stripped of any pride after enduring over a hundred years of unimaginable, methodical torment and pain at the hands of the Mother of Nightmares, in which the slow peeling of strips of skin was merely innocent fun.
Now, at least, she was no longer attacking him in the blind, roaring frenzy of a fallen kera. She was quiet. Catatonic.
“You are Emma Jones…” Lucyfer’s bastard repeated in a weary, calm voice, infusing her ruined mind with his authority and her own memories, rebuilding the ruins of her identity brick by brick. “You are Emma Jones…”
Using his power, he adjusted his subjective perception of the passage of time, enabling himself to enter her bubble of active time. His hands were shaking. Never before had he seen anyone so utterly broken…
When the fallen one finally managed to blink, regaining a shadow of her former spark in her eye, Lucjanhir exhaled heavily and left the chamber. He needed air. Even if the air here reeked of sulfur and scorched earth.
The lofty, ornate corridor pulsed with the heavy aura of the palace. He passed massive pillars and caught sight of Lilith. She walked with a calm, swaying gait, holding a crystal goblet of dark wine in her slender hand. She was talking about something with Marquis Ronove, breaking into quiet, rich laughter that naturally curdled the blood of lesser demons.
Lucjanhir felt his jaw clench. He approached her with a springy, firm stride. Ronove bowed slightly and prudently slipped into the shadows, sensing the impending collision.
“You left her to Naamah’s mercy…” Lucjanhir snapped harshly, stopping right before the demon.
Lilith slowly took a sip of wine, lowering the goblet. She looked at him with an icy, black abyss in her eyes.
“I don't have to explain anything to you, Lucjanhir. She called me a harlot. A ‘whore’, to use that modern, earthly slang. For wanting to help her through it—zero gratitude… She got what she deserved.”
“And for that single word you left her there to Naamah’s mercy?!” the archdemon snarled, leaning over her until the air around them began to burn with the clash of their powers. “I saw, touching her mind, exactly what she was doing to her… Why did it last over a hundred years? Why didn't she stop the moment she realized that Emma wasn’t growing stronger under those tortures, that her blood wasn’t thickening?!”
Lilith smiled mockingly, and her indifference was far worse than anger. She did not raise her voice by even half a tone, yet the walls of the corridor began to tremble to their foundations.
“Take it up with Father,” she replied smoothly, lazily twirling the goblet in her fingers. “He was the one who tasked Naamah with it, and since she took a liking to it, after a long break caused by her stay on Earth, she had some extra fun once I left her alone. But I will say this to you only once, Lucjanhir: right now, I don't want to see either you or Emma anywhere in my space in the near future. And I advise you to reconsider the way you’re looking at me right now. If that tone full of grievances and that glare repeat themselves even once, you’re in for a time similar to what Emma spent. With the difference that you will be howling under my claws.”
Lucjanhir’s eyes narrowed predatorily. Infernal pride would not allow him to yield.
“I am an archdemon now, Lilith,” he rasped slowly. “Since that clash, through my father’s doing, I have become far stronger.”
“Oh, I know that full well,” she laughed with genuine amusement, placing a cool hand on his shoulder. There wasn't an ounce of warmth in her touch. “You might scratch me a little, desperately fighting back against my fun. But not even Father will help you, because you know perfectly well he would never dare refuse me. And I can promise you one thing, my dear bastard: after my flaying, you won't grow stronger in the slightest. Quite the contrary. You will weaken so much that you'll begin to resemble an ordinary mid-tier. And you know I can do it. You wouldn't be the first high-ranking fool condemned by Lucyfer to being diminished. You know that I can do it myself even without his permission, simply because I feel like it.”
Lilith’s long claw tapped warningly against Lucjanhir’s chest. He understood, staring at the relaxed, wine-sipping demon, that in the ruthless hierarchy of the Abyss his newly acquired power was merely a meaningless illusion when it came to the favorite, the former first concubine of the Ruler himself.
He stepped back in silence, slowly lowering his tone and allowing her to leave. Lilith’s shadow danced across the corridor stones, painfully reminding him who really called the shots here.
An infernal hour of objective time later, Lucjanhir stood in the middle of his father’s monumental chamber, fixing his eyes on the figure seated upon the throne of black basalt. Lucyfer, absolute Ruler of the Abyss, before whom heaven trembled, sat sprawled in it with his legs casually crossed. In one hand he held a goblet of dark liquor, while with the other he lazily stroked the throne’s armrest. He looked like an entity who, after eons of managing an endless chaos of screams and grievances, had finally achieved long-awaited peace.
“Ruler, Father… tell me, why…” Lucjanhir choked out, clenching his fists. Sharp frustration bled through his voice, mingled with ultimate, icy desperation.
Lucyfer sighed heavily, took a hearty draught, and closed his eyes with an expression of blissful relaxation.
“You know why, Son. Lilith surely told you already. I wanted to see whether a kera could grow stronger. In the future, do not provoke Lilith, or you'll get what's coming to you,” he answered in a calm, almost fatherly tone, though deep beneath it vibrated the ancient terror of the First Inhabitant of Hell.
“You are the Ruler,” the archdemon blurted out, unable to keep his composure. “With a snap of your fingers, you could cut her arrogance short. You could remind her of her place. The same applies to Naamah. Why did she torture her, knowing she wasn’t growing stronger… It was pointless…”
“I am the Ruler,” Lucyfer agreed mildly, opening one eye. “Which by no means makes me stupid, my son. She is my absolute favorite. And ever since she’s been with that Stanisław of hers… she finally leaves me in peace. Which, I must admit, pleases me immensely. You know full well she can force certain things out of me; she can throw such a fit in the palace that even the oldest residents hide in corners, barking in terror—myself included. But as for Emma? I don’t argue with her on that matter. She left her, so she left her, and Naamah had her fun—end of story. And I advise you: be glad it wasn’t you who ended up under her claw.”
The Ruler of Hell smiled at his thoughts, slightly shaking his head, and then topped off his wine from a levitating carafe.
“Besides, I finally have peace from Naamah too, ever since she settled down for good on that earthly vale,” he continued, and in his bass voice resonated the authentic, immense relief of a weary monarch whose most troublesome concubines had finally let him live. “She came, did her business in the chambers, flayed your friend while having a grand old time doing it, and went right back to that Michał of hers on the mortal coil. Do you know what kind of peace I have in the Abyss now? Honestly, practically like Heaven… Nobody nags over my head, nobody demands anything, nobody screams at the palace butchers, no groans are heard, there's no chaos over laws in the capital and other zones. Perfect, absolute silence aside from the torments decreed by Heaven. My subjects adore me; the chain keeps growing longer.”
Lucjanhir froze. He stared at the entity before whom demons trembled, yet saw only an all-powerful, yet mortally exhausted old man. A father who was willing to sacrifice literally any subordinate, any soul, and even his own son for the luxury of having no arguments with his two most volatile exes.
“As for Emma…” Lucyfer turned serious for a fraction of a second, tapping a fingernail against the crystal goblet. “With your help, she will eventually recover; you'll put her back together. Though I don’t deny that I am deeply disappointed in her. I assigned it to Naamah because I wanted to test your friend’s hidden potential. So many decades beneath the claws of the Mother of Nightmares, and she didn't grow stronger one bit. Not in the slightest.”
An icy claw of ultimate, cosmic dread slowly closed around Lucjanhir’s throat. He realized that in the brutal, absurd politics of Hell, neither his rank of archdemon, nor his newly gained power, nor even his close blood ties to the Ruler himself could protect him. He was completely on his own. The Sovereign would rather sip his wine in peace, watching indifferently as his son was skinned alive by Lilith, than risk even a single day of domestic squabbles in the palace. In the realm of the damned, there was absolutely no higher justice—there was only a father’s blissful peace, purchased at the cost of the unspeakable torment of others.