r/smallstreetbets • u/ExotiquePlayboy • 29d ago
r/smallstreetbets • u/BulldawgTrading1 • Sep 17 '26
Shitpost How many still living like kings????
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • 11d ago
Shitpost Nike you have a chance here to do something epic
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • 19d ago
Shitpost Susan Dell pledges $6.25 billion to help American children
Susan Dell showed up at the White House with a $6.25 BILLION pledge to help American kids…but all I could think about is what the hell is going on 😂
I have two young kids, they are too old to get the free money (to my knowledge) but I will def look into opening these trump accts for them, seems like a decent idea either way.
But this screenshot embodied how I feel about this whole thing 😂
A lizard person looking over…well him.
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • Sep 13 '26
Shitpost Trump with some words for Zelensky
In a recent appearance Trump let’s Zelensky know that he is the only one allowed to cause a global diesel shortage. 😂
r/smallstreetbets • u/isdjtantichrist • Jun 22 '26
Shitpost why is no one talking about this?
r/smallstreetbets • u/MarketRodeo • Jun 17 '25
Shitpost "LOL" Elon Musk Just Posted His Drug Test Results - Completely Clean
Elon dropped his full drug panel results on X and everything came back negative. Lab tested for everything from cocaine to cannabis to opiates - all clean.
The test was collected on 06/11/2025 and shows he's not on anything stronger than his usual Twitter addiction.
Will this affect TSLA stock? Probably minimal impact, but it does remove any lingering concerns about regulatory issues or fitness to lead the company.
Interesting timing for him to voluntarily share this kind of personal medical info publicly.
r/smallstreetbets • u/Force_Hammer • 11d ago
Shitpost Find yourself a partner like this
r/smallstreetbets • u/BulldawgTrading1 • Sep 10 '26
Shitpost Trump giving out money again?????
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • 26d ago
Shitpost What in the hell happened to Nike? 😂
At this point, Nike should change its slogan from “Just do it” to “Just sell it” 😂😂
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • Sep 22 '26
Shitpost What part of the winning cycle is this? 😂
Soooo let me get this straight, the move now is to ground all Iranian planes starting today.
I have so many questions lmao.
What does this do exactly?
How does this help exactly?
What is even happening 😂😂
r/smallstreetbets • u/llamacornsarereal • Oct 27 '25
Shitpost 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't have any skin in this game except the popcorn I've been having to buy in bulk for this
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • Sep 27 '26
Shitpost Yea? lol
I meannnnn I’m not saying he is lying, but sure doesn’t feel like this is true lol
r/smallstreetbets • u/cryptic_mang • Sep 15 '26
Shitpost Mitch is fine…I swear 😂
Over/under he is cold to the touch lol
Kind of crazy how American politicians have become nobles that hold their seats in government until they literally die…and then some apparently.
r/smallstreetbets • u/Some_Dog4126 • Apr 22 '26
Shitpost Made a game where you time-travel back in time to trade your way to a billion dollars
Second Chance at a Billion.
It's a roguelike trading game where you travel back in time with knowledge of future market events. Pick a starting year (2000-2023), trade real historical stocks using real price data, and try to hit $1 billion before the SEC catches on to your suspiciously perfect trades.
Some highlights:
- Real historical stock data: trade through the 2008 crash, COVID dip, dot-com bubble
- SEC attention system: the better you trade, the more suspicious you look
- Unlock increasingly illegal activities: insider trading, ponzi schemes
- Roguelike progression: earn points, unlock upgrades, try again
- 8 quarterly targets from $15K to $1B: miss one and you're fired
It's coming to Steam in May . Would love to hear what you think!
r/smallstreetbets • u/Dazzling-Simple9865 • Jun 12 '26
Shitpost I’m gonna short this shit
I’ll short this fuckery, there is no way this shit is work 160+