r/shittymcsuggestions • u/CinCoutMagus • 16h ago
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/scataco • 1d ago
Clogs
New armor type: clogs. These are a type of boots made out of poplar wood specifically. They give one point of armor, and have 75 durability.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/NicoWarden • 3d ago
Minecraft gods and trades.
In my opinion Minecraft survival is very fun: you can explore, loot, start an adventure... But one of the thing I don't like sometimes it the rng. For example I was looking forward to getting the fortune three enchantment and I got it... on a wooden shovel...
So I implemented this idea: the gods of Minecraft. They are imaginary entities that you can trade with. Like you give them a full stack of diamonds in exchange of making one of your tools unbreakable or trading netherite ingots for enchantments like fortune three.
It's like a way to not feel like you cheated.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Cledwyn-E • 3d ago
Add deodorant
Your character will sweat , and the more it does the slower you become. when you sweat enough mobs will start running away from you, and players can see a green mist that goes through walls allowing them to see where you are.
you can remove the sweat by using deodorant.
If you do sweaty things like Water bucket clutching or Comboing people in PVP your character will develop a fear of Deodorant, and will throw any they see on the floor, and will never use it.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Every_Importance_843 • 5d ago
Could a full netherite player win against 10,000 silverfish?
I had a cheap getaway trap idea that spawns 10000 silverfish is it good?
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/LeapingBelief • 7d ago
FIX MOJANG BEDROCK
A blueprint for the best modpack ever
MINECRAFT 2
Sandbox + a living world that reacts to what you build + monster civilizations expand on their own + Mario/BOTW/roguelite - style structures + Terraria progression + Green Lantern constructs / Fortnite building - style combat + a story about finding the portal to Heaven + many mods = Minecraft 2.
Can anyone reading build this modpack for the Minecraft community?
⚠️DISCLAIMER: I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE AI WROTE THIS. IT DID NOT. I WROTE ALL OF THIS, BUT IT WAS TOO MESSY AND HARD TO READ, SO I ASKED AI TO REWRITE IT, ONLY TO MAKE IT EASIER TO READ; ONLY TO REMOVE THE FLUFF AND SHORTEN IT. I WILL ADMIT IM NOT THE BEST WRITER. I RAMBLE. WHY WOULD I LIE? MAYBE ACTUALLY READ IT FIRST AND SEE IF YOU LIKE MY IDEAS, BEFORE RULING IT OFF AS AI. I MEAN SERIOUSLY....YOU HAVE LOW IQ IF YOU THINK AI CAN COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS. A LOT OF THE IDEAS I SIMPLY PULLED FROM OTHER GAMES, LIKE TERRARIA. YOU DONT NEED AI TO DO THAT.
1️. STORY
Discover the truth behind the Heaven Dimension (Aether).
Story told through cutscenes, archaeology, books, murals.
Complete Trials, conquer factions, explore Main Structures, and build your civilization to unlock Heaven portal.
2️. MAIN STRUCTURES
One major structure per biome, handcrafted, and you must explore to find it.
These are huge and take over 1 hour to complete.
Examples:
Desert Pyramid
Haunted Mansion
Atlantis
Jungle Temple
End Planets & Spaceships
Inspired by:
Mario Galaxy levels (Moving/rotating platforms, dynamic obstacles, powerups)
BOTW shrines (Environmental puzzles)
Roguelites (progressively harder mobs, choose which room to enter next that affects your run, and permadeath per main structure)
Each contains:
Bosses
Unique Ores
Unique mobs (with unique drops, not useless)
Story progression
Accessories
Trials
3️. BLOCK COMBAT
Combat is built around blocks.
Players and mobs both:
Build
Mine
Create structures during combat
Think:
Green Lantern constructs + Fortnite building + Minecraft blocks.
You can switch to a "Top down" view like Baldur's gate 3.
4️. ACCESSORIES
Accessories are Mario-style power-ups.
Examples:
Gravity Shifter
Grappling Hook
Paraglider
Drill Mount
Pogo Stick
Main Structures are designed around these abilities, like Mario galaxy levels.
5️. MOVEMENT
These include:
Double Jump
Dash
Fast Boots
Main structure's parkour and combat are designed around this movement.
6️. TRIALS
Found only at main structures
Inspired by Indiana Jones and the last crusade - 3 challenges.
Riddles solved with Environmental puzzles that teach you life lessons like:
Humility
Faith
Love
Sacrifice
Complete them to become worthy to enter heaven.
7️. CRAFTING
Most loot isn't found, it is crafted.
Main Structures contain unique:
Ores
Materials
Mob drops
You cannot skip progression by opening chests.
8️. EVENTS
Terraria-style invasions.
But structures appear too.
Example:
Alien Invasion
UFOs made of blocks arrive
Mobs also use create aeronautics
9️. PROGRESSION
Inspired by Terraria.
As you progress:
Mobs evolve
New ores appear
New structures appear
New biomes appear
New crafting recipes unlock (mostly at main structures)
The world changes
10. THE WORLD IS ALIVE
BUILDING MATTERS
Building is progression.
Building is story.
Building changes the world.
When you build:
New quests appear
New structures become discoverable
Story progresses
NPCs move in
Recipes unlock
Bosses awaken
Raids trigger
You get rewarded with better building abilities
The world reacts to what you build.
11. MONSTER CIVILIZATIONS
Monster factions build too.
If left alone:
Towns grow
Raids become stronger
Resources become scarce
Destroy their settlements.
Protect your own.
Inspired by 'Civilization' games and 'Factions' Minecraft server.
NPC civilizations expand on their own.
THE END GOAL
Conquer the world by building your dream world. Find the happy ending, riches, and the truth in heaven. Enjoy the journey to get there, in this mod-pack that has everything you've ever wanted in your Minecraft world.
FINALLY
MODS:
(I can provide all the mods for these, for example, if It says "More cave types", then I probably have mods like "Alex caves". Also, remember, most mods can be heavily configured in its files to remove or tweak stuff)
➖New building blocks
➖New small and big structures, dungeons, in overworld, nether, end
➖New passive creatures and hostile mobs
➖Aether/heaven dimension
➖New overworld, nether, end biomes
➖New cave biomes
➖"Tech" blocks (like supplementaries)
➖Vehicles and mounts (like a dragon)
➖Beacon overhaul (more effects)
➖More archeology discoveries
➖Better animations (combat, player, eating, mobs)
➖Better F3 (customizable)
➖Cosmetics (hats, costumes, and some add abilities)
➖Cave dweller
➖Shaders (better sky, caves are pitch black, torch lights up on your hand)
➖Chef villager, and tons of new foods
➖Optimization mods
➖Custom NPC and Gecko-addon (for creative use only)
➖Cosmetic armor reworked mod (Wear both armor and cosmetics)
➖Crafttweaker (for creative use only)
➖Create mod
➖Create aeronautics
➖Curios accessory slots
➖Deeper oceans
➖End remastered mod
➖More enchantments (that act as abilities like double jump)
➖Better sounds (blocks, footsteps, UI)
➖More tiers above netherite (as opposed to tons of redundant weapons)
➖Gamestages/recipestages (for creative use only)
➖Gravestone mod
➖Vehicle combat controls (shoot bow while riding)
➖Music instruments
➖INcontrol! mod (for creative use only)
➖QOL mods (Jade, JEI, mouse tweaks, etc)
➖Keep some inventory (you wont lose weapon, accessories on death)
➖Mob lassos (for scooping up mounts)
➖Trick arrows
➖Randomly buffed version of mobs (More health/damage/speed, new abilities)
➖Visual texture packs and animations for blocks/particles
➖Quark mod
➖Quest log
➖Restricted portals mod (to lock aether mod)
➖Revamped wolf (armor) and more pets
➖Shield expansion mod (block in time to counter)
➖Stackable potions
➖Herobrine
➖Storage (backpack, sacks, etc)
➖Spice of life: carrot edition mod (revamped hunger/food system)
➖Food spoils
➖Dream dimension (Random chance when you sleep. A reflection of the way you lived; your subconscious. In short: Do bad=nightmare that you must escape.
Do good=happy dream where you can get rewards and even progress)
➖Physics pro mod (block physics, water flow, and items lay on the ground)
➖Environmental hazards (natural gasses, traps like terraria, cave-ins, quicksand)
➖Some more blocks have realistic gravity. Not all.
➖Weighted armor
➖Brewing potions like BOTW cooking. Throw Random ingredients in, no UI. Same with crafting. NO UI.
➖Seasons that actually add/change blocks.
➖Designate chunks to be indestructible, you will need it. It will cost you tho.
➖Advanced redstone contraptions
➖Minions (only for automating tedious tasks like tree farms, they can't do everything)
➖Weapons and armor start with random stats/affixes (like terraria)
➖Journey map mod
➖Higher world height
➖Meteors and other weather events
➖More paintings and you can create your own paintings
➖Tinker's construct mod (advanced ore forging)
➖Temperature requires correct gear/potion (cold/hot)
➖Citadel plugin (Make blocks difficult to break. When a block is reinforced, it must be broken many times before it is destroyed. Reinforce with: stone/iron/diamonds)
➖Siege weapons (cannon, catapult, mortar)
➖Secret doors (camouflaged)
➖Chisel and bits
➖Building tools (world edit mod, building gadgets, axiom), but you still need to gather all resources to build. It is not OP. It's just more fun and less tedious (must unlock)
Can anyone reading build this modpack for the Minecraft community?
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/buildercrafter • 9d ago
Svp dites moi si c’est bien
Je cherche des blocs oranges pour faire une enorme citrouille d’halloween avec une ferme a citrouilles a l’intérieur
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/M2Abrams • 11d ago
lava caves
lava caves are new biome found underground. in the lava caves you can find lava and cracked lava
if you stand on the cracked lava for. more than 5 seconds it will turn into normal lava now. there now lava ores
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/davedavedave234522 • 10d ago
The end should give jump boost and feather falling
Because of low gravity and the end looks like space
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/AllisterisNotMale • 11d ago
Add gasoline
Gasoline can be used to breed Iron Golems to make baby Iron Golems. The players can also drink the gasoline, and if they do, they turn into a car. If a player is struck by lightning after they drink gasoline, they turn into Lightning McQueen.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Low_Spirit_6262 • 14d ago
The Blub Balloon.
The Sift update is coming out in 2027! So in honor of the Sift, I think that when you kill a Blub, it should drop Blub Skin. 4 Blub skin and a lead can be crafted into a Blub Balloon, which floats and follows you around like education edition balloons. Fire idea?
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/PINKRICESAUCE • 15d ago
Breeding Iron Golems
Right-clicking an iron golem with a rose should make it explode into many tiny little mini golems, which run around non-stop. Each mini golem drops just as much iron as a big one: this is done to make iron farms even more op.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/BugsyRabbit2004 • 16d ago
add land pickles and sky pickles
the existence of sea pickles implies that there are also pickles for the land and the sky
this would
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Desert_Aficionado • 17d ago
Nether star as potion ingredient
Drinking it turns you into a being of pure light. It prevents mobs from spawning within 12 blocks, and lasts for 30 seconds.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 17d ago
Want to join or create your own nation on a server?
Hey! Want to make or join our own nation on a server? (On Minecraft) ❓
Come join AvalonEarth, our map is a map of the world with a scale of 1:326, you can build, go to war, and explore the world 🗺️
We have a friendly and welcoming community that anyone can join 👍
Our new season releases September 12th 3PM CET, 9AM EST 📰
If you are interested join our discord: https://discord.gg/wtav4PWez7 🔗
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 18d ago
Add more superman
If you press L then you can shoots lasers from your eyes which is pretty cool, but if you eat an emerald then you die
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/ReallyJustDont • 21d ago
Add mitosis
You can press Shift+M to automatically purchase an alternate account, open your world to LAN (if it is not already multiplayer), load your second account into the world with the same skin from your main account, and open a new Minecraft window on that account in split screen. This will also consume 2 hunger points
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Itchy-Decision753 • 21d ago
Remove 1 row and 2 columns from all storage UI
Inventory management is a core gameplay loop and this gives the players more of that to enjoy
Edit:
To be clear this includes the inventory
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Itchy-Decision753 • 21d ago
Add “removed herobrine” to the patch notes but don’t remove heroine
Then everyone would be like “ oh no but they said they removed him! 😩😱☠️”
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/IronLover64 • 21d ago
Minecraft should be renamed to Macau-craft because of all the gambling servers Mojang/Microsoft allow
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/Tall_Yoghurt_7105 • 22d ago
Want to join or create your own nation on a server?
Hey! Want to make or join our own nation on a server? (On Minecraft) ❓
Come join AvalonEarth, our map is a map of the world with a scale of 1:326, you can build, go to war, and explore the world 🗺️
We have a friendly and welcoming community that anyone can join 👍
Our new season releases September 12th 3PM CET, 9AM EST 📰
If you are interested join our discord: https://discord.gg/wtav4PWez7 🔗
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/11Slimeade11 • 24d ago
Chicken Jockey (Food item)
So, as we all know, because of the Minecraft movie, Chicken Jockeys have become a meme. Now they do have their own unique drop, the Lava Chicken disc, but I've been thinking, Minecraft has not had a new food item in a while, and this would be the perfect way to fix that.
Seen as both Chickens and Zombies both are food sources, and are now more than ever associated with each other, why not combine the two? I was thinking since we have meat combo foods IRL like Pigs in Blankets (Sausage wrapped in bacon), you could do something similar with this. A piece of Rotten Flesh on a Chicken.
If you eat it, you get the perks of both. It heals six hunger points (Three haunches) and gives 2 saturation at the cost of a guaranteed chance of the Hunger debuff. If cooked, it instead heals ten hunger points (Five haunches) and gives 7.4 saturation, but the odds of getting the Hunger debuff reduced to 50%.
To get this item you'd need to kill the Zombie and Chicken in a single swing, the rarity of the mob somewhat 'balancing' the food item.
r/shittymcsuggestions • u/angryghast • 24d ago
Buff ghast!
Ghast should have 1000 hp to encourage player to attack them with their fireball because ghast fireball that are inflected by the player deal 1000 hp, they should also drop 5-8 gunpowder and explode when they die,
They should also attack the player with their fireball evey 0.1 second and the explosion should break more harder block buttttt they spawn a bit rare
They should have more unique texture and can walk through wall like a ghost or vex