r/shittyfoodporn • u/JamieHBrown • 1h ago
can't use the stove past 11pm so microwaved mince meat it is
Currently 3am.
Also my sister robbed the dish I usually use so I had to use this jug.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/JamieHBrown • 1h ago
Currently 3am.
Also my sister robbed the dish I usually use so I had to use this jug.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/GameBoySteve • 5h ago
Father in law eats like this everyday. Looks like a last meal request for someone on deathrow
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Due-Manufacturer-706 • 3h ago
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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Healthy_Big_4803 • 6h ago
I would normally put cocoa powder too, but wanted it white 🙃
r/shittyfoodporn • u/SaltyBoyBeanz • 12h ago
Jalapeno deli bread, garlic pizza sauce, kraft easy melt mozzarella with cream cheese, thick cut pepperoni
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Youngjord • 9h ago
Made with scraps in a cave (lacking greens)
Two savory, one sweet
Eaten over sink
The sweet one stands out
r/shittyfoodporn • u/elonmusktheturd22 • 10h ago
Possibly the least expired thing i posted here.
The mayonnaise was new, the bread is new (both bought a few weeks ago). The mustard is old as it expired in 2021.
The eggs have been sitting on a windowsill to age for 3 weeks and are finally ripe enough to use.
I also biked out in freezing temperatures to get ice cream in the next township over, though legally it can't be called ice cream. I was violently shivering when i got home and ate it, probably didn't help with the mild hypothermia i got from biking out to get it, finally cold enough weather to bring ice cream home (20f at night, peaking at 50f this afternoon, was still 28f when biking plus wind-chill).
Probably 2200 calories for today, 50g protein, burned at least 800 calories for that bike trip.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/catfoodonmyshelf • 11h ago
moving/packing a house and didn’t want to use my fingers. already packed the cutlery
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r/shittyfoodporn • u/Fun-Preparation-3234 • 44m ago
Hard as a rock Whole Foods tortilla + sharp cheddar
r/shittyfoodporn • u/stankdawg_ • 13h ago
is this more apt for this group? my last meal was deemed pretty ok but this is what i made 5 minutes before i clocked in at my work from home job. shitty ?
r/shittyfoodporn • u/scattered-and-lost • 10h ago
i tried to do that thing where you have hot rice cook an egg and i just had soggy egg rice so i said fuck it and just tossed it all back into a pan
its actually pretty good
r/shittyfoodporn • u/pomplemice • 10h ago
Ukha/Fish Soup. I don't think it looks bad, but everyone around me is saying it does. Even better if the broth is prepared with fish heads and tails, but I just settled for salmon chunks today.
Edit: Since others are actually asking, I think this recipe is a good starting point. You can sub in whatever fish you want or other veggies:
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Individual-Ninja735 • 7h ago
Surprisingly good
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Breezyspandaman • 10h ago
Work made a Chocolate cake with caramel sauce, golden raisins, regular raisins, coconut, chocolate, red, white, and blue sprinkles, pecans, skittles, and chocolate pieces
Yes i ate it
r/shittyfoodporn • u/CompetitiveSleeping • 21h ago
All you Italians can eff off!
r/shittyfoodporn • u/flyjum • 3h ago