r/shittyfoodporn • • 1h ago

can't use the stove past 11pm so microwaved mince meat it is

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401 Upvotes

Currently 3am.

Also my sister robbed the dish I usually use so I had to use this jug.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 4h ago

I eat this for dessert when I want something sweet

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 5h ago

POV: FIL last supper meal

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35 Upvotes

Father in law eats like this everyday. Looks like a last meal request for someone on deathrow


r/shittyfoodporn • • 3h ago

Japanese beef curry, toasted lemon/garlic rice.

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1 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

Open Face Bean and Cheese Burrito

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20 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 17h ago

Today's work lunch.thought it would be bricks of wood instead of Veggie Cevapcici as launched

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8 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

I am baking gingerbread cookie

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3 Upvotes

I would normally put cocoa powder too, but wanted it white 🙃


r/shittyfoodporn • • 12h ago

Breadzza

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159 Upvotes

Jalapeno deli bread, garlic pizza sauce, kraft easy melt mozzarella with cream cheese, thick cut pepperoni


r/shittyfoodporn • • 9h ago

Threet Potato (Sweet Potato 3-ways)

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12 Upvotes

Made with scraps in a cave (lacking greens)

Two savory, one sweet

Eaten over sink

The sweet one stands out


r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

Today's ration: egg salad sandwiches

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399 Upvotes

Possibly the least expired thing i posted here.

The mayonnaise was new, the bread is new (both bought a few weeks ago). The mustard is old as it expired in 2021.

The eggs have been sitting on a windowsill to age for 3 weeks and are finally ripe enough to use.

I also biked out in freezing temperatures to get ice cream in the next township over, though legally it can't be called ice cream. I was violently shivering when i got home and ate it, probably didn't help with the mild hypothermia i got from biking out to get it, finally cold enough weather to bring ice cream home (20f at night, peaking at 50f this afternoon, was still 28f when biking plus wind-chill).

Probably 2200 calories for today, 50g protein, burned at least 800 calories for that bike trip.


r/shittyfoodporn • • 11h ago

salt and vinegar kettle chips + pico de gallo with a spoon

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23 Upvotes

moving/packing a house and didn’t want to use my fingers. already packed the cutlery


r/shittyfoodporn • • 7h ago

This croissant kebab kit from german Lidl 🔥🔥🔥🥙😋😋

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588 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 44m ago

Quesadilla (just need to fold it)

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• Upvotes

Hard as a rock Whole Foods tortilla + sharp cheddar


r/shittyfoodporn • • 14h ago

Ham and Bananas Hollendaise.

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69 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 13h ago

crunchy pb english muffin + sausage and strawberries

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11 Upvotes

is this more apt for this group? my last meal was deemed pretty ok but this is what i made 5 minutes before i clocked in at my work from home job. shitty ?


r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

salmon fried rice and turkey

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5 Upvotes

i tried to do that thing where you have hot rice cook an egg and i just had soggy egg rice so i said fuck it and just tossed it all back into a pan

its actually pretty good


r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

My dinner almost every week. Brother thought it belonged on here.

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275 Upvotes

Ukha/Fish Soup. I don't think it looks bad, but everyone around me is saying it does. Even better if the broth is prepared with fish heads and tails, but I just settled for salmon chunks today.

Edit: Since others are actually asking, I think this recipe is a good starting point. You can sub in whatever fish you want or other veggies:

https://momsdish.com/recipe/708/fish-soup-aka-ukha


r/shittyfoodporn • • 7h ago

Cheddar cheese slices with sriracha

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24 Upvotes

Surprisingly good


r/shittyfoodporn • • 10h ago

Cake

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26 Upvotes

Work made a Chocolate cake with caramel sauce, golden raisins, regular raisins, coconut, chocolate, red, white, and blue sprinkles, pecans, skittles, and chocolate pieces
Yes i ate it


r/shittyfoodporn • • 21h ago

I improved my frozen Margherita with frozen meatballs.

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757 Upvotes

All you Italians can eff off!


r/shittyfoodporn • • 3h ago

Friend made canned chicken cheese bake with... lettuce.

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55 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

sardine pâté

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13 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 14h ago

Crown Roast of Frankfurters.

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141 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

Leftover Taco Bell and leftover Mexican soup

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103 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn • • 6h ago

Mushroom pâté was good; leftovers not so much

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34 Upvotes