how can i find like a local plug on snap chat or smthing?

My family is not on the pre approved list of N word users.

Please help, I am very hungry.

T or F: A rolling stop does not count as a complete stop at a stop sign.

Closet bi guy here, Need advice on how to talk my long time best friend in letting me suck his cock.

How should I celebrate?

I’m so bored of my job. I really think today is going to be the day that, as soon as it gets really quiet, I’m going to scream. Pretty sure it’s beyond my control by this point

I want to make the most of the moment, so I’m trying to decide what to scream

I’m leaning towards the classic “Allaha Akbar”. Any better ideas?

Should I dress like Dolly deParted this Halloween or is it too soon?

I have a bunch of random snail shells and some old snail books lying around. My roommate is super gullible. I want to convince them that I'm some kind of expert snail trainer and that I'm working on a top secret project. I have a few snails in my terrarium but I'm not actually doing anything with them. I was thinking of just putting up some fake snail training certificates on my wall and maybe making some snail themed decorations. Is that enough to sell the whole thing or should I take it further?

Screw Tina! The little hussy thinks I am a bad person just because I did a hit and run. Well Tina, it is YOUR own fault considering I was speeding to get to YOUR wedding on time, you hepher.

Anyway, I want to show that BEEEAAATCH whats what by completely turning my life around and being a "compassionate," "altruistic," and "selfless" person, but in a way that lets her know I am doing it to piss her off. How should I go about this?

So i have a friend named Cleveland brown and he seems like he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family? but im just not sure i mean theres old friends and new friends and also a bear? and through good times and bad times is it true love they share? and so he found a place were everyone would know that his happy mustached face it is the cleveland show so what do yall think about this?

Advice doesn't have to be safe, ethical or helpful

HELP

Hit me with the absolute most diabolical fantasy football punishments for whoever loses- also applicable for march madness next year.

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We’ve known each other for a year, met online, and met in person 10 months ago. We had sex. He refuses to meet again or let me visit him, but continues calling and texting for hours, sometimes even sleeping on the phone with me.

Initially, he love-bombed me, used pet names, and talked about me moving to Germany. He later said he didn’t want a relationship because he needed to fix himself, but continued chasing my attention. He calls me his best friend and values that I’m always available to listen to him, yet rarely asks about me or my life.

He has narcissistic traits, which he admitted to. He has also screamed at me, threatened to block me after I booked a ticket to see him without telling him beforehand, then apologized and refunded me.

Recently, he’s been working out, tanning, quitting drugs and alcohol, and talking about getting nose and eye surgery. I mention it because he has been doing drugs every weekend since I know him.

He’s also excited about a month-long work trip to Mallorca, where he’ll live near the beach. This family he works for apparently is flying him to Mallorca and he will paint house for them. He lives in Germany.

Month before that he mentioned he wants to learn Spanish...

He also bought a new king size bed from Hammilton, expensive but I guess its irrelevant to the story.

He never seemed to be f..boy type because he told me he didnt sleep with anyone after he broke up with his ex 4 years ago.

He used to tell me about women staring at or flirting with him, seemingly to provoke a reaction(like women staring at him on the train)

Next week, he’ll visit our home country to see his kids and get expensive dental implants, but has already told me he won’t see me.

I asked whether he was seeing someone else. He denied it, but when I asked where I stood, he said he didn’t know what to tell me and agreed that we should just be friends because he doesn’t want a relationship.

I feel like he’s keeping me around for emotional support while remaining open to other options. Do you think he might be trying to attract someone else and lying about being single to avoid looking like the bad guy?

I’m moving on regardless, but knowing would help me find closure. I know I have enough reasons to leave, and I’m done accepting this treatment. Thank you

So basically i am meeting my girlfriend parents today and I have really bad fart. So bad that they turn the most religious people into atheists and the most hardcore atheists have cried out to God for help when they smell it. So basically I need to make a good impression and I had this great idea to try and blame my farts on my girlfriend (genius I know). They can't get mad at there daughter if they think she is the one ripping them.