r/sequence • • May 08 '19

This needs no context...

12.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

The way Thomas moves is just so weird

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Don't question it, just enjoy the view

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Who said I was not enjoying it?

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u/FeebleOldMan May 08 '19

swiggity swooty

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

I'm comin' for dat booty

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u/Clorox_Bleach420 May 08 '19

So unnatural lol

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u/uyxhuhcd May 08 '19

As opposed to how trains move in the wild.

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u/Bag_Full_Of_Snakes May 08 '19

Caboose so thicc you can see it from the front

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u/BShcopt May 08 '19

I can nearly hear the music

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

Aaah, the song of our Lord

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u/TheGoldenKappa23 May 08 '19

I have dreams about this but it’s the green one

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

I think his name is Percy but tbh idk

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u/mwhite1326 May 08 '19

Buzzfeed: reddit is an awful platform Reddit: running away from Thomas the train

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

If that's not enough proof to say that we're an amazing platform, I don't know what is

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u/Balavadan May 08 '19

"Next station anal devestating"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

OwO

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u/Bigingreen May 08 '19

Thomas got some swagger.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '19

The most swagger

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u/EekleBerry May 08 '19

What game is this?

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u/fcukk May 08 '19

Looks like resident evil 2 with Mr X modded to be Thomas the tank engine

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u/uyxhuhcd May 08 '19

Jesus fucking Christ

As a little kid, I had a recurring nightmare about being chased down the tracks by a racist, expletive-shouting Thomas the Tank Engine.

Anyway, fuck you, OP!!

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u/dragonmont May 08 '19

Thomas gon give it to ya.

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u/TheSmilingTurdheap May 08 '19

Choo choo mother f**ker!

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u/pironic May 08 '19

It is times like this you could really use a rail gun.