r/radiohead • The King of Limbs • Sep 14 '26

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u/MindTheEdge Sep 14 '26

My computer is not OK

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u/nolongermakingtime Sep 15 '26

Hey this guy is Losing his edge. Radiohead, we love you, but you're bringing us down.... under.

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u/gormared Sep 15 '26
  • googles how many people can fit in RAC arena *

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u/bingethinkingsallow Sep 14 '26

i can't tell if i am hungry, nervous or i need to take a shit

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u/Bromance_Rayder Sep 14 '26

I think you've just described the human existence. 

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u/prophilaxis Sep 15 '26

Very Mark Corrigan coded šŸ˜„

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u/SpaceGuy_01 Sep 15 '26

After a cup of coffee

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u/th3flam3r Sep 14 '26

Afraid to do any movement, including bowels, until I have a result.

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u/TheStoneRev Sep 15 '26

Maybe you are hungry. But the stomach needs to make room for food, so you need to poop. But the pre poop feeling is making you nervous. Vicious loop really

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u/Content_Independent9 Sep 17 '26

Vicious poop loop

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u/DesperatePlantain148 Sep 14 '26

They say great art is all about the way it makes you feel

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u/Homoaeternus Sep 15 '26

Stop drinking coffee

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u/devilsmusic Sep 21 '26

You just described my every mushroom & LSD trip

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u/No-Blacksmith-3259 Sep 14 '26

It’s like waiting for my ATAR all over again 😭

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u/Strong0toLight1 Sep 14 '26

more nervous for this tbh

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u/The_Ultimate_Ginge Sep 14 '26

Only this is more important

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u/NoCarrotsForYouu Sep 14 '26

even ATAR anticipation was less stressful i feel like all the hair off my scalp has fallen off

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u/BroccoliWoman Sep 14 '26

The panic the vomit

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u/Dangerous-Hour6062 Sep 15 '26

God loves his children

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u/Strong0toLight1 Sep 14 '26

me trying to understand axs . also where the fuck is our seating map

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u/bingethinkingsallow Sep 14 '26

you won't see the map until 9

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u/sharkbiscuit101 Sep 14 '26

Managed to get 2 tix for their opening show in Melb .
For all of those waiting, once the little man reaches the end of the progress bar the message changes and will say its your turn. Mine was stuck on this screen for a while, do not refresh or close your browser. After selecting my GA tickets another loading wheel came on screen saying 'fetching your tickets' or something like that. That too seemed stuck for several minutes but i hung in there and it worked itself out.

Wishing everyone good luck! Hang in there!

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u/chr0m Sep 15 '26

2 GA for the first show? Nice. I got 3 GA for the Wednesday Melbourne show, didn't dare try for the opening night :D

I must have got lucky, I was in the queue for 3 minutes and got my purchase confirmation email at 9:05. Smooth as.

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u/Graconbay Sep 15 '26

I was the same for Wednesday. Was definitely the night to aim for.

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u/sharkbiscuit101 Sep 15 '26

Yes! I was queuing for Friday and opening day and I the opening day queue went really fast in comparison. I recieved my confirmation email by 9.11AM!

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u/tj_is_da_man Sep 15 '26

I was in queue for 50min. GA was sold out for every night but still got seats

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u/New_Tap4159 Sep 15 '26

I was in the queue for 50 mins. Still managed to get 3 GA for Wednesday. A mate tried for Thursday and ended up with nose bleeds. The obscure Wednesday show was definitely a clever choice to go for.

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u/yellowbricks505 Sep 14 '26

how long was it on the "its your turn" screen. mines been 5mins...

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u/sharkbiscuit101 Sep 15 '26

Probably around 5 mins for me. Hope you managed to secure some tickets?

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u/normie_girl Sep 14 '26

I've given birth twice, I've got advanced degrees, I have climbed mountains, but this is literally the hardest thing I've ever done

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u/Same-Turnip3905 Sep 15 '26

Don't do a knock down rebuilt. That was painful.

Also, getting Ghibli Museum tickets was no fun either.

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u/normie_girl Sep 15 '26

My friend is trying to do a rebuild from a crumbling 120 year old house, that's even worse lmao. Unless you enjoy spending 100s of thousands of dollars and arguing with tradies.

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u/Same-Turnip3905 Sep 15 '26

Yes, we lived in our house for 16 years before deciding in the knock down. I understand that too. 

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u/FrungyLeague Sep 15 '26

Lmfao outstanding

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u/FrungyLeague Sep 15 '26

Lmfao outstanding

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u/Bromance_Rayder Sep 14 '26

I'd love to know the rationale for opening ticket sales on a weekday at the time a lot of people have to start work, school etc. 

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u/Tequi_LaMockingbird Sep 14 '26

I took the day off

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u/Son_of_Atreus Sep 15 '26

I got a friend to cover for me while I took 50 minutes off to buy these. Holy shit, it was stressful as hell.

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u/brutalgash Sep 15 '26

Well played

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u/Son_of_Atreus Sep 15 '26

Hey! First to the Floor! I’m still rocking the Walshy singlet from you guys.

Did you get tickets?

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u/tthrrooowawayyy Sep 14 '26

my boss was kind enough to let me change my shift for this!!šŸ˜‚ it’s 4:30pm for me

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u/BenjaMeek Sep 14 '26

I would have quit my job if the boss was not okay with taking the day off

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u/swoopybois Sep 14 '26

I’m running at workshop at 9 🫠🫠  Going to test out how good my multitasking is lol. 

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u/Uzorglemon Sep 14 '26

When Taylor Swift tickets went live, our entire office shut pretty much shut down as more than half of us were all glued to our computers in the queue. It was like a national sport.

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u/aussiegoon Sep 14 '26

I had my entire office queuing up for me šŸ˜‚

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u/jcrb32 Sep 15 '26

Taylor didn’t have a queue. It was a randomised lottery style waiting room, which is why some people never got through. Ticketek didn’t want to use the queueing feature.

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u/normie_girl Sep 14 '26

I had to drop my kid off at his friend's house to take him to school

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u/brutalgash Sep 15 '26

I reached the front of the queue during a really important meeting, then had 3 payment methods fail for no apparent reason and the timer ran out.

Thankfully was able to rejoin the queue and eventually got tickets but fuck me I think I aged 10 years.

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u/bingethinkingsallow Sep 14 '26

thats literally every show ever that goes on sale lmao

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u/existential_virus Sep 14 '26

Radiohead is for the unemployed, Coldplay is for the employed 😤

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u/Nervouspigeonnn Sep 14 '26

It’s totally so that the website isn’t as bombarded as it would be if they opened at like 6pm or something.

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u/Admirable_Garlic5456 Sep 15 '26

I'm actually half dead with the flu and have been out of commission for days. This gave me something to look forward to.

Yes, that's how ordinary the last week has been.

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u/Bromance_Rayder Sep 16 '26

You know you're not feeling well when ticketing hell is a nice distraction.

Wishing you a speedy recovery!

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u/Environmental-Bank68 Sep 15 '26

yeh my partner was wondering the same thing - people are commuting at this time - it's really really unfair

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u/Most-Drive-3347 Sep 14 '26

Oh shit, I gotta go to work!

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u/frforreal Sep 14 '26

SOMEHOW I GOT SYDNEY SATURDAY GA TICKETS

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/TiredSaladDressing Sep 14 '26

any shows sold out yet from what you could see?

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u/frforreal Sep 14 '26

Nope, couldn’t tell

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u/HotThanks2630 Sep 15 '26

I just got kicked out after choosing my seats - none are sold out as of about 15 minutes ago.

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u/pandabunzxx Sep 15 '26

ME TOO YAYAYAY

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u/neonkrabs Sep 15 '26

see you there buddy :))

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u/Fbean01 Sep 14 '26

Me trying to juggle a busy work day and getting tickets to my fav band:

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u/Fbean01 Sep 14 '26

I GOT TICKETS

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u/Appropriate-Basil392 Sep 14 '26

I know right. Keep trying to avoid getting called into office for today’s tasks from manager

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u/withcorruptedlungs Sep 14 '26

WALK FASTER LITTLE AXS MAN

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u/ehhbuddy Sep 14 '26

I think mine is moon walking.

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u/withcorruptedlungs Sep 14 '26

Lmao, that would explain it.

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u/croissantpig Sep 14 '26

Just go the call from the wife.

Were going to Melbourne šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ˜Ž

Good luck all.

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u/Teverish Sep 14 '26

8.45. Waiting room threw up a captcha. Entered once. Used caps. ā€˜You failed the captcha 3 times’ kicked me out. Keep an eye on it!

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u/Teverish Sep 14 '26

Got the second one right. Expect everyone will get one before their queue ballot back end code (Sydney)

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u/discopantsandhaircut Sep 15 '26

I failed capcha twice apparently, didn't even see it pop up. Kicked me back to the end of the line

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u/Quaz5045 Sep 14 '26

Yup I got one of these !

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u/chimpinsocks Sep 14 '26

Melbourne AXS we just see a bloke taking a casual stroll while we suffer the stress.

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u/vanillahoneychaitea Sep 14 '26

I swear he is slowing down too

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u/saltyboy125 Sep 14 '26

Buying from new zealand i was obsessing over making sure i had the right times

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u/ojsimpguilty Sep 14 '26

Same. Taking the earliest lunch break ever so I can buy them in peace lol

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u/Jianadaren21 Sep 14 '26

You should try it from here!! šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ Heart still thumping.

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u/Expensive-Object-830 Sep 15 '26

USA checking in, sure was a wild ride when my code came in a few mins late!

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u/ojsimpguilty Sep 14 '26

First time in the waiting room…….kinda shyyyy

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u/drunk_haile_selassie Sep 14 '26

We're all looking at you.

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u/alien_overlord_1001 Sep 14 '26

What have I done. Got the fast track ticket. OMG. YEEESSSSSSS

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u/discopantsandhaircut Sep 15 '26

What is the fast track ticket? I saw the price and didn't bother to read

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u/RedDeer505 Sep 15 '26

I read the info and didn’t understand.

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u/petevstheworld Sep 15 '26

We hope that you choke/enjoy the show!

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u/ZealousidealCurve849 Sep 14 '26

The site is screwing up - i picked the tickets and its been 'finding tickets' for 10 mins, then tellingh me my connection is unstable. Utter bullshit.

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u/redavado Sep 15 '26

I got that 3 times! When it finally looked like it was working, it said my session expired. Lol. Took an hour of re-queueing several times to snag 2 obstructed view tix

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u/Glorfindel_78 Sep 15 '26

Absolutely the same experience! I panicked and jumped out of the ticket purgatory three times before I clicked on tickets that appeared to be available and hadn’t sold. My cortisol was at all time levels!

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u/4seasonsin1day Sep 15 '26

Same thing happened to me (for GA). I rolled the dice and refreshed and GA was all gone. Managed to get two seated. Cost me an extra $300. Maybe I shouldn't have refreshed but that error message really threw me.

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u/reallifeminifig Sep 14 '26

Sweet. Position 53,003. I’m sure this will be greaaaaaaaaat

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u/what_the_heck____ Sep 15 '26

I started out at 26,000. Did you end up getting tix?

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u/Quaz5045 Sep 14 '26

Not saying I'm going to be sick, but not saying I won't be

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u/Illustrious_Eye5899 Sep 15 '26

We got the tickets but the overall experience of buying tickets was soo bad. I hate Ticketmaster but the experience to buy there is much better.

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u/tthrowawayy4456 Sep 15 '26

GOT MY TICKETS, vomitted once and had 2 panic attacks!!!! LETS GO RADIOHEAD

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u/Optimistic_But_Not Sep 14 '26

"Fans ahead of you in the queue: 35187"
If everyone could jump off and let me through that'll be great, thanks.

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u/Notbadlurking Sep 14 '26

Might be time to start a rumour that refreshing your browser lets you jump the queue.

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u/Charpar919 Sep 14 '26

Anyone else having issues with the "hold tight as we find your tickets page" on AXS?

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u/Charpar919 Sep 14 '26

Eventually let me progress past after I refreshed, GA were gone at that point but got 4 seats and it went thru quick, you can refresh from that screen and it lets you enter your code again, and pick seats

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u/Next_Land_2873 Sep 14 '26

yes im stuck on that too

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u/j0eyj0ej0eJnr Sep 14 '26

hasnt moved in like 10mins....

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u/grace_lizabeth Sep 14 '26

yes bro it’s not fucking loading i’ve refreshed deadass three seperate times and selected tickets but it’s saying the same shit

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u/Charpar919 Sep 14 '26

Every now and then it tells me my connection is not secure, then it just keeps going on the 'Just a sec!'

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u/JimmyLizzardATDVM Sep 14 '26

A truly shitty purchasing experience.

Honestly I prefer the old days of a free for all.

Every time we were checking out with standing tickets, ā€œsorry these are no longer availableā€

I am still very thankful we got seating, just an actual ticket, but I honestly don’t like sitting at a gig, it feels weird and too formal but bands continue to book venues that are mostly seating. Annoying but hey, we’re going.

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u/Balt603 Sep 15 '26

That was an awesome experience - I say that as someone who went through the pure hell of 2011 and ended up getting totally reamed by a scalper for a single seated ticket.

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u/GlenelgGunner Sep 15 '26

Totally agree. Terrible experience. Took the day off work. Did everything before hand as suggested. As soon as I got in picked 2 GA tickets went to pay and waited 25 minutes while it said ā€œJust a secā€ didn’t dare refresh or have other tabs open as they suggested only to lose the tickets and end up scurrying for a seated ticket for an extra $160.

Like you said extremely thankful to be going but hate sitting at a concert.

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u/JimmyLizzardATDVM Sep 15 '26

Sucks man, I just don’t understand why bands, rock bands especially; play a majority seated venue.

But yeh exactly the same thing for us - waited 15 mins woth GA tickets, only to be told right at check out sorry gone.

Dumb.

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u/VertsAFeuilles Sep 15 '26

I GOT TICKETS!!!! I got a rejection email but thankfully we were smart and a bunch of us registered.

Sydney 25th May!!!!! I’m so excited.

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle Sep 15 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

For anyone wondering, still seems to be plenty of tickets for good seats for a fair few dates (sydney at least). Just paid myself after having to queue from 40K twice.

I got to the tickets from 36K in queue when it opened, chose the tuesday Sydney June 1st date, dallied a little choosing seats, google pay failed and burned a few minutes of my time more, couldn't enter CC details in time and got booted.

Went back in queue, was at 40K. Waited again and bought tickets pretty much the same as before.

All 4 seats together. Cat A in the middle (closest) section.

Guessing the weekend dates/GA wont be that free though. Didnt check those.

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u/Appropriate-Basil392 Sep 15 '26

I got 4 tickets, partially obscured view but beggars can’t be choosers

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u/schmeowy Sep 15 '26

I've been to multiple concerts with partial obscured seats and honestly, they're fine. You have a good view still.

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u/LostGirl1903 Sep 15 '26

Got our tickets for Tuesday in Perth! Thrilled is an understatement!

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u/Deep-Cantaloupe3292 Sep 15 '26

$350 for the worst seats in the place. Madness

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u/wiggyiam Sep 14 '26

I’d say most fans are middle age persons with full time work so I’d have to agree that a weekday sale at 9 seems bizarre

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u/Low_Humor_3780 Sep 14 '26

you are gonna be surprised when you see 21,000 naarmcore teens pull up to the concert

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u/syth_blade22 Sep 14 '26

I mean office workers are probably a core of that... so we just have it on our 2nd monitor..

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u/MindTheEdge Sep 14 '26

WAITING ROOM ACHIEVED!