r/perfectloops • • Aug 17 '18

Live Is this a perfect [L]oop?

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u/never1st Aug 17 '18

Not really

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u/cyan1618 Aug 17 '18

Maybe

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u/Pol3x325 Aug 17 '18

It's classified.

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u/TexanReddit Aug 17 '18

And your security clearance has been revoked.

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u/COIVIEDY Aug 18 '18

Dude isn’t it the BEST when people just rewrite word for word the joke in the post for their comment?

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u/Timaaa34 Aug 17 '18

can i get the context for this?

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u/epicfacemewtue Aug 17 '18

I think he was joking about the government making iron man suits

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u/Fidodo Aug 17 '18

Lets be honest though, the government 100% has some iron man projects going on.

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u/ArsonX24x Aug 17 '18

It's classified.

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u/SockMonkeyLove Aug 17 '18

GE was working with the US government in the 60's to develop this kind of thing in the form of the Hardiman.

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u/yukiloho Sep 16 '18

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u/ButterDollars Aug 18 '18

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u/brett6781 Aug 18 '18

Regardless of politics, he's got to be one of the coolest presidents we've ever had

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u/17954699 Aug 18 '18

Man, I forgot that Presidents used to do little things like that - have science shows at the WH, go talk to students about their future, highlight the best of American industry and innovation and art, talk to the press normally and to inform. Nowadays it seems all the President does is tweet, get angry, have a scandal and tweet some more.

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u/brett6781 Aug 18 '18

my biggest hope is that when Trump gets either impeached or voted out that the next president goes on an international apology tour like what the fucking idiot republicans claimed Obama did after Bush's presidency.

Only this time, I hope whoever replaces Trump actually says that it is an apology tour for the immature, reckless, and moronic few years with Trump and republicans controlling the WH and hill. Our standing internationally has been knocked several pegs down because of the amount of bullshit that is spewed from the white house, and because of the Congressional republicans willingness to go along with it for the sake of party over what's actually good for the nation.

Talk about a bunch of spineless little shits.

/rant

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u/ByTheHammerOfThor Aug 18 '18

I think we can say even with politics, given how low the bar is right now.

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u/Cane-toads-suck Aug 18 '18

I loved him and was jealous af! I thought he did a great job running the US and when I used to read how much American's wanted him gone, I always wished he'd come Down Under! Our Prime Ministers suck! Easy on the eyes too I must add!

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u/bossfoundmyacct Aug 18 '18

He is so fucking charming!

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u/proddy Aug 18 '18

You can see the camera man laughing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

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u/17954699 Aug 18 '18

"keep you language civil, this is the White House"

LOL. Some jokes get funnier with time.

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u/lsaz Aug 17 '18

In a press conference:

"I have a very important anouncement to make, basically we're building iron man"

Or something like that.

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u/thixono Aug 18 '18

“I am Iron Man”

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Not really.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18

“Is waterboarding still being performed at Guantanamo?”

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u/GoldfishMotorcycle Aug 18 '18

It's classified.

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u/bert0ld0 Aug 18 '18

Not really

Maybe

It’s classified

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u/yukiloho Sep 16 '18

Hey after BYU ya Gunnuyjyg byte

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u/FrozenOrchards Aug 18 '18

He was joking about a border wall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

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u/Boneless_Doggo Aug 18 '18

You’re completely pulling that out of your ass...

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u/28_Cakedays_Later Aug 17 '18

It’s weird to see a president giving a press conference.

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u/fukitol- Aug 18 '18

And using full sentences.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Errr....

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u/raskingballs Oct 01 '18

not really

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

This past 2 years has been harsh for you guys..

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u/hankthetank2112 Aug 18 '18

The past two years has sucked for this country.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

The world.

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u/David-Puddy Aug 18 '18

It's been a harsh time for America, and therefore, the world.

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u/28_Cakedays_Later Aug 18 '18

Fuck yeah, dude.

Tribalism is a threat to everyone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18

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u/Xinil Aug 18 '18

For those curious, Obama's last press conference.

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u/rant_casey Aug 18 '18 edited Aug 18 '18

Let me start off by saying that I was sorely tempted to wear a tan suit today...

The thing that Obama undisputedly has over any president in living memory is impeccable comedic timing and delivery.

edit: Oh dear god...

I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I’ve enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that’s the point of this relationship. You’re not supposed to be sycophants, you’re supposed to be skeptics, you’re supposed to ask me tough questions. You’re not supposed to be complimentary, but you’re supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power and make sure that we are accountable to the people who sent us here, and you have done that.

And you have done it for the most part in ways that I could appreciate for fairness, even if I didn’t always agree with your conclusions. And having you in this building has made this place work better. It keeps us honest, it makes us work harder. You have made us think about how we are doing what we do and whether or not we’re able to deliver on what’s been requested by our constituents.

What in the hell has happened to us

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u/ravenpoof Aug 18 '18

God I feel sick. I miss Barry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

We went from a class act, intelligent, articulated, loving president and person to the complete opposite all because people didn't want a woman as President.

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u/gologologolo Aug 18 '18

"the fake mainstream media is the enemy of the people" - Donald J Trump

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

I dunno, I know people who remember Roosevelts speech about his dog being insulted, that's was pretty damn funny

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u/ediblehearts Aug 18 '18

I think if I watch that I will legit cry.

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u/donnysaysvacuum Aug 18 '18

A couple years ago, I would roll my eyes at a statement like this and think, "ugh, why do people worship politicians?" And yet, today I totally agree with you.

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u/flipplup Aug 18 '18

Just watched it. Cried. Setting aside everything, I miss just having a president that doesn’t immediately attack or divide up those who criticize or disagree.

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u/chadwarden1337 Aug 18 '18

I remember watching that live. Good times.

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u/odraencoded Aug 18 '18

You can't even see trump being questioned. He's a coward that's too scared of many things, including the media, Mueller, the tapes from various women that recorded him, Putin, and so on.

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u/breauxbreaux Aug 18 '18

the tapes from various women

I mean let's be honest, he's also just scared of women in general.

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u/Lizmo88 Aug 18 '18

When you have the entire media literally married to your administration like Obama did, you get to know all the questions beforehand.. How do ppl NOT know how many of his administration were married to the big guys at almost all media outlets?

When you go from knowing what you're going to be asked, to an entire media STILL married to Obama's ppl, after Obama got busted for trying to sabotage Trump's campaign from before day one, you can't be so smooth at your answers.. Try thinking for yourself. Not being mean or an ass.. But look who the media is, and who the administration is.. Put the pieces together.. It's not hard, but somehow ppl can't understand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18

Look at that smug motherfucker being all "Hey, look at me. I'm COMPETENT."

The fucking nerve.

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u/honestabe101 Aug 17 '18

This was when he "joked" that the govt was building Iron Man suits

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u/jbaxter0313 Aug 17 '18

For the space force.

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u/farosch Aug 17 '18

not really

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u/martinw89 Aug 17 '18

Wow how unprofessional of him. I can see why we unceremoniously got the fuck out of Obama's America. Truly dark times.

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u/xjeeper Aug 18 '18

You dropped this /s

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u/alagusis Aug 18 '18

The darkest 8 years of American presidency, to be sure.

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u/rant_casey Aug 18 '18

Being all, "yeah I take questions from reporters in the briefing room, come at me bitches". What's he tryina prove?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Difficult questions. Like, “are you building an iron man suit?” What an amazing president

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u/rant_casey Aug 18 '18

Yeah Obama never got the real hardball questions like "Are Nazis bad people?"

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u/Z0idberg_MD Aug 18 '18

“I have a healthy homelife”. Quit rubbing our faces in it already!

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u/Rampaging_Ducks Aug 17 '18

THANKS, OBAMA!

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u/system0101 Aug 18 '18

I bet he's got a tan suit too. Jeez

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u/dewayneestes Aug 17 '18

Damn black privilege!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '18

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u/spahghetti Aug 18 '18

orang man bad

orang man fans worse

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u/ProWaterboarder Aug 17 '18

Now you get it

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u/wyatt1209 Aug 17 '18

They're learning!

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u/goinghardinthepaint Aug 17 '18

Orange fan mad

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u/Mr_Incredible_PhD Aug 17 '18

Orange lad sad

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u/superspiffy Aug 18 '18

No shit, genius.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/Delphizer Aug 17 '18

I miss Obama.

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u/ttstte Aug 18 '18

I miss normalcy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '18

That was Warren G. Harding

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u/raskingballs Oct 01 '18

not really

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u/Delphizer Oct 01 '18

This was from a month ago...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Yeah, I miss children getting bombed by drones as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Well I Def don't

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

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u/SpectreFire Aug 18 '18

Obvious troll account is painfully obvious.

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u/David-Puddy Aug 18 '18

year old account, literally no (un-deleted) activity until 10 hours ago, all moderately-to-heavily downvoted comments, and yet 4k+ comment karma.

Can you spell troll-bot?

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u/Keepitsimplestupid22 Aug 17 '18

Everytime he pops up somewhere, I'm like God I miss him! I almost forget what normal feels like.

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u/Frostwolf704 Aug 17 '18

I was never a huge fan of Obama, mostly due to my parents influence, but god I miss having a decent human being as president.

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u/Keepitsimplestupid22 Aug 17 '18

I bet you if he became president again after all this people would look at him a little differently.

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u/Bourbone Aug 18 '18

Several presidents from now, remember this.

Don’t be swayed by “I’ll lower your taxes” or other false promises.

If they are not reasonable, thoughtful humans, nothing they say matters.

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u/EarthDayYeti Aug 17 '18

I was never a huge fan of many of his policies, but damn does he make me question my sexual orientation.

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u/honestlyluke Aug 17 '18

Having someone classy as president was nice.

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u/Keepitsimplestupid22 Aug 17 '18

And having "THE BALLS TO STAND UP TO PUTIN"

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Aug 18 '18

I wish I had paid more attention to government during his admin so I could have a better idea of what it's supposed to look like. I never knew half the shit I do now about how the government works and who's in it.

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u/untakenu Aug 18 '18

He seems like a nice dude. I don't know about his politics (because i'm not american), but I know he represented the country well especially on foreign visits (particularly with the Queen). I've tried my hardest to be a fan of Trumps (I think I was at the end of my edgy phase), but the two don't compare at all.

Again, I don't know about the politics, but I have a feeling Hillary would have at least been semi-decent as far as human interaction goes. Maybe that is wrong, I did watch the debates between the pair and she seemed to have a bit more...poise. Also, now that i've brought her up, why don't you hear the 'lock her up' thing anymore? Was that just a meme or something? Has the stuff with Trump affected that (maybe if his fans realise that her actions aren't that bad considering recent events?)? But yeah, I don't know the politics and i'm a bit out of the loop.

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u/Keepitsimplestupid22 Aug 18 '18

I really think trump is the biggest embarrassment in American history. We are loosing ground on a daily basis with this guy. With a lot of hope we can turn this ship around and get back on course.

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u/TxSteveOhh Aug 17 '18

I enjoyed his subtle jokes

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u/TurtleFetus Aug 17 '18

He was so funny and charming. Remember when we had a funny president? A president who could make (and take) a joke? I miss those days.

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u/sehajodido Aug 18 '18

Thanks Obama 😭

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u/drift_summary Aug 18 '18

Pepperidge Farm remembers!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Any good person ruled him out right then.

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u/chadwarden1337 Aug 18 '18

Wow an American President actually doing an official press conference

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument Aug 18 '18

That lip bite, unf

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

I did not expect to feel turned on by Obama today.

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u/cujububuru Aug 18 '18

Does anyone get sad when remembering pre Trump life

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u/DrHenryPym Aug 18 '18

I get sad remembering pre 9/11 and PATRIOT Act life.

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u/17954699 Aug 18 '18

Ah, pre-9/11, where our biggest problem was what to do with our massive budget surplus and all the worldwide peace and prosperity, outside of that small conflict going on in Afghanistan...

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u/optimistprime1986 Aug 18 '18

Don’t worry, eventually we will be post-Trump

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u/Gasilly Aug 18 '18

That smile is so infectious.

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u/CheddarBayPirate Aug 17 '18

To me this is also oddly satisfying. It made me squeal with excitement...also I'm like an [8] rn so maybe that's why.

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u/zacworth Aug 17 '18

Me too hombre

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u/brewbrew109 Aug 18 '18

Come back Barack

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u/NotEmmaStone Aug 18 '18

🎶🎶🎶

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u/pm_your_pantsu Aug 18 '18

Not perfect but better to what we have right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

Damn having trump as president still feels like a fucking fever dream to me.

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u/Sysagent Aug 18 '18

Can the Ex Mr President come over here to the United Kingdom and do a shift or two in the position of power please?

We would only borrow him and his family for a short while we promise!

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u/yaebone1 Aug 18 '18

Look at how at ease he is. They hated that.

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u/JTJimAFK Aug 17 '18

This is the definition of a perfect loop

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u/AxesofAnvil Aug 18 '18

I see a noticeable skip, though...

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

It loops around the end of the sentence at the eye twitch, I thought pretty noticeabley

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u/AxesofAnvil Aug 18 '18

Ugh. Pisses me off that you're getting downvoted.

The skip when it loops is very noticeable.

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u/Iam12percent Aug 18 '18

Did anyone else’s panties drop at that smile? No? Just me?

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u/Cubez Aug 17 '18

He has a beautiful smile❤️

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u/N0nSequit0r Aug 17 '18

He has that “intelligent adult president” thing going on.

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u/Allieareyouokay Aug 18 '18

He’s got an incredible amount of charisma. I hope he isn’t the last president with charisma, but it looks a little dim these days.

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u/cacarson7 Aug 18 '18

God, how I miss him... 😥

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u/dieselstation Aug 17 '18

God I miss him. When Presidents were funny, respected, smart, and not a jackass

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18

We had it good.....

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u/ZeusFinder Aug 18 '18

Damn you don't know what you got until it's gone

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u/NachoMommies Aug 18 '18

We didn’t know how good we had it...

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u/technicallyimright Aug 20 '18

I really miss that man being in charge.

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u/vict-m Aug 18 '18

I MISS OBAMA

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u/ellaphantzgerald Aug 18 '18

What a charming man.