r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 11d ago
I wonder if gun manuals have a trouble shooting section?
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r/oneliners • u/LiteratureSure3738 • 11d ago
I quit being a firefighter due to constant burnout
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r/oneliners • u/Gussy_writes • 11d ago
I was eating vegetable soup last night, tasted real good until I bit into another wheelchair.
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r/oneliners • u/Internal_Drawing_460 • 12d ago
Joking about muslim fundamentalists can blow up in your face
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r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 12d ago
This field of carrots marks the worst snowman mass casualty event in history
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r/oneliners • u/ECatPlay • 12d ago
We used to have couch potatoes, now we have youtubers.
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r/oneliners • u/No-Cardiologist7640 • 13d ago
Learning Braille is so easy you can do it with your eyes closed
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r/oneliners • u/breck • 13d ago
Doc said he would be right back and told me to get undressed but never said stay in exam room.
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r/oneliners • u/CFCYYZ • 14d ago
I joined the Procrastinator's Club in university, but the meetings were always postponed.
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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 15d ago
After biting a flight attendant Selma Blair had the nerve to complain about the in-flight snacks.
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r/oneliners • u/Timberfist • 14d ago
TIL that Area 51, the top secret United States Air Force base in the Nevada Desert is so called because it measures exactly three meters by seventeen.
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r/oneliners • u/Gulfstream1010 • 16d ago
Transgender people aren’t what they used to be.
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r/oneliners • u/SlitchBap • 16d ago
It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks
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r/oneliners • u/ShaggyB • 17d ago
A hurricane and a himmicane got together and made a smaller storm and then developed post partum tropical depression
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r/oneliners • u/CrazyKZG • 19d ago
My penis may not be 12 inches long, but it smells like a foot.
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r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 19d ago
Pessimists see a bathroom stall without a door while optimists see a shit show ready to happen.
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