r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 9d ago

Whoever said technology would replace paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their ass with an iPad.

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u/Tcloud 9d ago

Swipe up.

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u/Psyqlone 9d ago edited 9d ago

Whoever writes an iPad app to run the bidet is gonna be rich!

... addendum: There seems to be a few of them. ... some of them FREE!

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u/PeterPook 9d ago

"The paperless office is about as likely as the paperless toilet"

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u/Bigbanghead 8d ago

You don't know the 3 Seashells?!

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u/my1stComputerWasC64 8d ago

This is the only right answer.

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u/Gotbeerbrain 6d ago

Maybe they used a program on that Ipad to design a bidet?