r/onejob • u/Complex_Sherbet2 • 12h ago

Bitcoin treasury company Datavault shares fall 40% in a day. They revealed that haven't had access to their Biconomy wallet with $150 million since June 2026. Their 8-K SEC filing says they can no longer legally consider it part of the company assets.

169 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/kby07 • 11h ago

This 7up machine sells sprite instead of actual 7up

88 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Krossphyre • 1d ago

I don’t like the taste of buses anyway.

500 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/cjgist • 4h ago

CNN apparently doesn't understand DVR series don't record when the names are changed at random

2 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/jmmrph • 1d ago

No pickles to extra pickles

118 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/jco23 • 1d ago

Why bother cutting it if you can't cut it close to the center?

49 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/kaisermikeb • 1h ago

A single U of Michigan shipper was errantly sent to a Columbus grocery store in the heart of famed rival Ohio State's turf. Rather than redirect the display to the Toledo store it was intended for, they just put it out.

• Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Responsible_Train_90 • 2d ago

A restaurant in my town

829 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/NathanPatty08 • 2d ago

CVS put an image of what looks like a loofah for cheesy puffs

62 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/mkw1342 • 1d ago

Built in Dallas? Homezone, you need to learn what your hometown looks like!

0 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Tfoster100 • 1d ago

Why do my saw blade teeth cut an arch?

0 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/I-HATE-foodusernames • 4d ago

It's not that hard to match the colours

1.0k Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Connect_Rhubarb395 • 5d ago

The imprinted year has the 6 upside down

408 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/YourWinterWonder • 6d ago

This stop button on my bus is inserted upside down

284 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/EvilGreebo • 5d ago

To prevent unapproved traffic

9 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Extra_Log9712 • 4d ago

It is literally one number

0 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/TheDigitalBuilder • 6d ago

To find them guilty

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233 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/BotafumeiroGaming • 7d ago

Ok, this one hurt me because the place looked nice until I noticed

1.3k Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Impressive_Stress808 • 7d ago

It gets worse the more you look at it...

123 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/hazy_spirit23 • 7d ago

The lock didn't lock

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591 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/unlikely-section-282 • 7d ago

The worst temporary speed bumps (they aren’t even bolted down)

278 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/mortified_pride • 7d ago

The translator must have been off the day the signs were printed.

108 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/iamadirtymop • 7d ago

San Pellegrino did a typo with the URL on their new bottle, so someone bought the domain to mock them

227 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/JordieLeBowenDOTcom • 7d ago

Close enough, Disney.

99 Upvotes

r/onejob • u/Dizman7 • 9d ago

Really Pizza Hut? Really?!

618 Upvotes

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