r/nottheonion • u/ddx-me • 10h ago

Brazil's Flávio Bolsonaro and family will get US visas after election loss, State Department says

apnews.com

3.0k Upvotes

412 comments

r/nottheonion • u/everythingistaken500 • 5h ago

It started with a joke about gold decor—now two presidents are fighting over the cheesecake factory

chron.com

1.3k Upvotes

119 comments

r/nottheonion • u/laybs1 • 18h ago

Ohio pastor reveals he’s had 2 wives for 3 years: Having only 1 wife is 'unbiblical'

christianpost.com

10.9k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/nottheonion • u/Skychu768 • 2h ago

'If not punished, mother cows will go extinct': Gujarat court sentences 3 to life imprisonment in cow slaughter case

deccanherald.com

335 Upvotes

87 comments

r/nottheonion • u/SnoozeDoggyDog • 7h ago

AP investigation: Documents support claim ICE has detained a mentally ill US citizen since January

apnews.com

704 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/CzarDM • 12h ago

AI models describe humans as a bunch of amoral sheep

theregister.com

1.6k Upvotes

519 comments

r/nottheonion • u/wds1 • 2h ago

Federal judge rules top US prosecutor in Los Angeles isn't legally serving

apnews.com

210 Upvotes

9 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 16h ago

AI safety expert stops saving for retirement because he believes AI could wipe out humanity within a decade

techspot.com

1.8k Upvotes

417 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Street_Anon • 17h ago

Canadian 'tremendously sorry' after spending stolen crypto on Lamborghini, BMWs, jewelry

cbc.ca

2.1k Upvotes

158 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DaGreat49 • 1d ago

Lawmaker urges South Korea's president to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4, citing North Korea threat

mbiz.heraldcorp.com

3.7k Upvotes

214 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Holiday_Document4592 • 3h ago

Lamar Odom becomes first NBA player to join Only Fans: "I've always been an open book"

basketballnetwork.net

63 Upvotes

19 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Kokoro0000 • 17h ago

Is There a Reason There Are So Many Dan Sullivans in Alaska? An Investigation.

washingtonsun.com

601 Upvotes

84 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 13h ago

Putin orders search engines to prioritise ‘social support’ sites when users look up abortion

novayagazeta.eu

304 Upvotes

26 comments

r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 8h ago

Raccoon causes thousands to lose power across Norfolk

wavy.com

106 Upvotes

7 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Training-World-1897 • 12h ago

Texas judge candidate accused of using AI blackface to court voters

chron.com

225 Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/the-player-of-games • 1d ago

Police Are Increasingly Pulling People Over Because AI Deems Their Driving Patterns “Suspicious”

aclu.org

3.2k Upvotes

248 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Training-World-1897 • 16h ago

Mao, memes and Mbappé: Chinese brands drop soccer star in fury over ‘dictator’ joke

nbcnews.com

353 Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Puzzleheaded-King584 • 16h ago

Anthropic files for potentially the biggest IPO ever as CEO warns of risk to humanity from AI

apnews.com

331 Upvotes

73 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 11h ago

Woman in banana costume goes viral for helping report crash at Orlando bar

clickorlando.com

110 Upvotes

8 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ArgentineBeauty • 22h ago

'Real Life Pennywise': Mum Calls Police After Her Children Fear Man Living in Sewer Near Their Maryland Home

fashiontimes.co.uk

759 Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 12h ago

BJP Minister responds to ITBP DG’s remark, says India is strong, “watch Dhurandhar”

english.varthabharati.in

65 Upvotes

4 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Efficient-Freedom517 • 1d ago

US to Nominate Viktor Orbán as UN Secretary General

kyivpost.com

14.3k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/nottheonion • u/foodie_2598 • 1d ago

Man who allegedly sent white substance to members of Congress put his address on envelopes: DOJ

abcnews.com

998 Upvotes

62 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Gorotheninja • 1d ago

Oregon school served dozens of middle schoolers pretzels contaminated with oven cleaner

nbcnews.com

749 Upvotes

58 comments

r/nottheonion • u/National-Dragonfly35 • 1d ago

An Arizona man’s cruise abruptly ended when they discovered pills bearing the Tesla logo in his luggage

nbcmiami.com

3.0k Upvotes

"An Arizona man’s cruise to the Bahamas from Miami abruptly ended before he could even enter the ship Tuesday after police say they discovered a stash of drugs, including pills bearing the Tesla logo, in his luggage."

542 comments

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