r/notthebeaverton • u/beef-supreme • 7d ago

Man arrested while ‘surrounded by boxes of potato chips’ in Hanover

https://www.ctvnews.ca/kitchener/article/man-arrested-while-surrounded-by-boxes-of-potato-chips-in-hanover/
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u/Mother-Attention2600 7d ago

"This is pretzel country."

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u/Deinocerites 7d ago

The cops said “Surrender, Utz all over!”

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u/jacafeez 7d ago

Old Dutch Mexican chili chips in a cardboard box? Two bags in a box?

You can pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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u/Illustrious_Half3588 7d ago

Sounds like something that would happen in Hanover lol

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u/LibraryVoice71 6d ago

Good thing the police were able to ketchup

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u/ProovenHedgehog 7d ago

I mean, fair enough. There's worse crimes to go down for

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u/RosieBaby75 6d ago

This was basically me when I got apprehended, but it was bags.

Good times. 10/10 apprehension. The best one yet. A cop helped me put on my socks and then selected the best choice of footwear because I didn’t know what to wear.

That’s great customer service 👌

I also learned I have a skill I didn’t know I had. The cop didn’t think I could do it, but I did. Then the other cop watched 😂

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u/bigbee1113 6d ago

Chips off the old block…