wilds is my first monster hunter. call me a scrub and an idiot for not playing the old ones I DONT CARE im having fun until the 2nd zoh zhia fight. 35 minutes in, i KNOW he is about to die, and this fire attack kills me and the game has the audacity to show me a PICTURE OF ME GETTING HIT and the fire isnt even touching me bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and this attack did 2/3 of my health bar and killed me instantly and i wasted 35 minutes of my life getting skill issued and filtered.

WHO. THE. FUCK. DESIGNED THESE ABOMINATIONS

You'd think that after 4U, with it's coleric monsters (forgot what they are called) and Apex monsters the team at Capcom would standarize that sort of thing, but no, they made something far more shittier than those with the Hyper monsters

These fuckers are bloated with HP, can now charge attacks that will atomize you no matter your deffense and are horrible to fight, BORING in concept and TEDIOUSLY BORING in practice, at least the license monsters are unique and have flair to them while also being overly broken things that will one shot you if you have shitty armor or don't time properly your dodges

BUT WHY ARE HYPERS THE WAY THEY ARE, I DESPISE THEM I HATE THEM THEY'RE JUST BORING AND STUPID WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORON DESIGNED THEM??????