I’ll start, BIG BLUFF CITY (BBC)

Each of players played 5 or less games. All played in Memphis (no Vancouver). Some of them I couldn’t even find pics of them in Grizzlies jerseys.

Rules are simple: Name a player in the comments to get them knocked off the board.

EACH COMMENTER CAN ONLY NAME ONE PLAYER PER DAY.

The board will be updated daily until we are down to just one guy on the board who will subsequently be named THE MOST OBSCURE GRIZZLY OF ALL TIME.

PharaohTy.png courtesy of u/Welcum2Heck

Long Live Jitty

Zach Edey posted this on his Instagram story yesterday and I feel like we are gonna need this as a reaction for things for this upcoming season.

Miami has moved on, Minnesota is saying they don't want him, and now New Orleans is saying nawdawg as well. Kings and Nets are set to likely draft their PGs of the future tonight, so who is left? Who has the cap space and need for a starting PG? The Memphis Grizzlies, that's who!

Call your boy Tee to get the Redemption hoodie back in production! Brunson was the FMVP and Trae secured a $212M bag, so small guards are back on the menu!

(check the flair before y'all start calling me delusional and diagnosing Stockholm Syndrome)

Just like the title says. Gimme anyone in the draft this year and I'll tell you why they can't cut it in the NBA

It’s Christinith! You idiot!

Love to see someone buying in from the ground floor.

Idc if all the players from that beef are off the team, I’m not letting the hate go

Boozer-Edey Duo nickname idea: BOODEY 💪🍑💯

WHOOP EM

Lemme just preface this with the fact that I’m a new dad and I haven’t gotten more than 3 hours of sleep at a time for the past 3 weeks.

I’m not a conspiracy theory believer (except for when it comes to what the CIA did in Memphis on April 4, 1968) but I’ve always been a conspiracy theory enjoyer.

I generally have just kinda laughed off the injury history of the Niners and took their blowout loss to the Seahawks last week as a consolation prize for Sam Darnold shitting the bed for me in my fantasy league’s Super Bowl this year.

But then, after the Kittle injury, I read about how after nearly 10 seasons of being cursed by injuries, their front office was investigating everything they could to find the source of their shit luck, including a viral conspiracy theory from a sketchy looking guy on twitter about an electrical power substation nearby their stadium being the cause.

I continued on about with my day, but following yet another Ja Morant re-evaluation report as I changed yet another diaper, it hit me: WHAT IF THERE WAS A SUBSTATION NEARBY FED-EX FORUM CAUSING THE GRIZZLIES TO BE THE MOST INJURY RIDDLED NBA TEAM I’VE EVER WITNESSED?!

I rushed to Google Maps and lo and behold I found a power substation just a few blocks away from the Forum.

Armed with this newfound cope, and delirious from sleep deprivation and diaper fumes, I leapt right down the rabbit hole.

IDK if I actually believe this, but the copium was just too good to pass up. I’m tired of the same old lines of training staff twisting ankles or pace of play being the cause for our injuries. This is just the schizophrenic reasoning I needed during this dogshit season.

I welcome any real scientists, electricians, and armchair doctors to “um, actually” this theory in the comments, but it still won’t stop me from propagating this conspiracy everytime we get a bad Grizz PR injury report.

This is actually his tattoo. He just reposted it in his stories.

nuff said

(Image credit to u/Welcum2Heck)

The Jonah Complex is a psychological term used to describe the fear of grasping one’s own greatness even when it’s sitting right in front of you.

what pain