As though we needed MORE reasons to hate Outlook. (Users know.)

Frustration edit: I wrote a quick example sentence during my lunch at work, including a second "of" which I'll admit sounds a little awkward in context.

But Outlook suggests this EVERY TIME. It could say "Look at all of those chickens." 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 Full stop. Still tries to change EVERY instance of "all of" to "all," context notwithstanding.

For those curious, the exact mechanisms behind the sound change from pie *dw- into old armenian erk(u)- are still fairly heavily debated

But a possible path is *dw- > *dgw > *rgw- > *erg(u)- which makes it seem at least a little less crazy lol

Made this at like 4am so if I messed something up, may Yuri Knorozov forgive me

Wednesday everyday baby

I’m selling some consonants if anyone is interested. DM me if you want one.

/t/ $5.49

/d/ $7.99

/m/ $5.99

/n/ $6.99

/x/ $29.99

Who invented these figures of speech and why do they all sound so unfriendly??? Oxymoron, hyperbole, onomatopoeia, circumlocution. It all sounds so complex 😭