r/icast • u/JustModdie • Mar 21 '26

Foul Sorcery 💀 Try enjoying it!

Post image
151 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

140 comments sorted by

1

u/qualityvote2 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 21 '26

u/JustModdie, this cast is approved by the council!

7

u/Sunnye_says_hello Mar 21 '26

WELL I ONLY DRINK ICED TEA SO FRICK YOU

6

u/Sunnye_says_hello Mar 21 '26

wait. unless you mean.. unsweetened ice tea..

3

u/JustModdie Mar 21 '26

Your fate is sealed!

19

u/TelperionST Mar 21 '26

But I don’t put any sugar in my tea as it is. So, what? The spell turns tea into vinegar?

16

u/PotentialConcert6249 Mar 21 '26

Joke’s on you, I don’t put sugar in my tea!

10

u/KudaTua Mar 21 '26

Black tea is best tea. Sugar is for the weak

4

u/PotentialConcert6249 Mar 21 '26

I love a strong tea with breakfast

3

u/No-Establishment5213 Mar 21 '26

Yes no sugar and milk is the best way

1

u/dimensionalbleed97 Mar 21 '26

I add some half/half with my earl gray. Highly recommend trying it for yourself.

2

u/Famous-Remove-2764 Mar 21 '26

I have spoonfuls of unsweetened cocoa powder

1

u/wilp0w3r Mar 22 '26

I prefer Green Tea but I can respect Black Tea

8

u/SkysEclipse Mar 21 '26

My tea was never sweet to begin with!! You have failed wizard!!

4

u/anametouseonreddit Mar 21 '26

Thanks I overdid it.

4

u/DrJoshWilliams Mar 21 '26

Such tomfoolery ahh spells don't work with my whole-unsugared realm lol

4

u/BluecoatCashMoney5 Mar 21 '26

JOKES ON YOU I DRINK IT UNSWEET, IT HAS MORE BENEFITS

3

u/TiePhantom9 Mar 21 '26

Angry southern noises

3

u/Snowbunny42 Mar 21 '26

You single-handedly incapacitated every southern state with one spell. Well done!

2

u/ElainaVoughn Mar 21 '26

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

2

u/Chef_BoyarTom Mar 21 '26

I drink mine unsweet and room temp 🤷‍♂️.

2

u/Impossible_Theme3876 Mar 21 '26

I cast im asian so that has no fucking effect on me other than being a minor inconvenience

2

u/whomesteve Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you, I don’t sweeten my tea

2

u/cursedflask99 Mar 21 '26

Really you guys guys clearly have never had hot tea It's better for you than all that SUGAR

2

u/Such-Comparison5636 Mar 21 '26

Thems fightin words.

2

u/its_ya_boi777 Mar 21 '26

Time to ice it

2

u/KingIdog1 Mar 21 '26

As a Texan I mean this with my entire soul

Comment Image

1

u/Legal_Possibility246 Mar 21 '26

Fool, I don't drink tea.

1

u/beytullah166 Mar 21 '26

jokes on you i dont drink tea

1

u/InvestigatorNo730 Mar 21 '26

I ain't even gonna counter spell im pulling out the switch

1

u/Affectionate_Bird127 Mar 21 '26

Now it taste like pee!!

1

u/Mcalister77 Mar 21 '26

That's fine i got lemons

1

u/Common-Charity9128 Mar 21 '26

I like either anyways

1

u/WolverineWolfGaming Mar 21 '26

makes another glass of tea

HA you didn't specify witch tea of mine gets unsweetened so I had made another!

Foolish wizard I have now a brand new uncursed cup of sweet tea! MUHAHAHAHA

1

u/Graveyardigan Mar 21 '26

My favorite green tea is Oi Ocha, which adds no sugar at all -- and I'll cut anybody who tries to add some to mine.

1

u/BrilliantPermit7364 Mar 21 '26

JOKES ON YOU WIZARD FOR I DRINK COFFEE!

1

u/lilacdaisy2 Mar 21 '26

Counter spell: I DONT DRINK TEA!!

1

u/OrdinaryPeanut3492 Mar 21 '26

JOKES ON YOU!! I have been drinking unsweetened tea for years now!!!

1

u/B1RD6 Mar 21 '26

Ineffective, I don't drink tea

1

u/BetterNature4896 Mar 21 '26

I CAST: paper cuts and lemon juice.

1

u/No-Independence9093 Mar 21 '26

Thank you. I have been meaning to cut back on my sugar.

1

u/DJ_Spark_Shot Mar 21 '26

If only it was that easy. (Iced tea was one of my biggest pet peves when I lived in southern USA).

1

u/MrattlerXD Mar 21 '26

I will just sweeten it again

1

u/Hoodrat_Recon Mar 21 '26

You’ve gone too far this time!

I cast both sides of your pillow are always warm

1

u/Imnotimposteryouare Mar 21 '26

Who the hell sweets theyre tea

1

u/forcedreset1 Mar 21 '26

OP has obviously never learned to enjoy black tea...

1

u/ConfidentAwoo Mar 21 '26

But I'm drinking coffee and who's to say I can't just re sweeten my tea. pulls raw honey from out of no where

1

u/No-Establishment5213 Mar 21 '26

HA! The joke is on you I don't take sugar or sweetener in my tea

1

u/trapped_in-reality Mar 21 '26

I drink my tea without sugar. Sometimes with some whiskey.

1

u/Orcanation716 Mar 21 '26

I like it bitter anyways

1

u/LegitimateYesterday9 Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you, I don't drink tea, so your spell wasn't very effective. 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26
Comment Image

1

u/Sasya_neko Mar 21 '26

goes on adding sugar in tea after the spell is cast

1

u/EstablishmentCold398 Mar 21 '26

Make it raspberry tea that’s all I ask

1

u/Mental_Ninja_6461 Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you! I dislike sugared tea

1

u/DuzShaggard Mar 21 '26

I spit on your crotch sir. Ptooey!

1

u/iwishitwaschristmas Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you. I drink unsweetened.

1

u/Fluffinator44 Mar 21 '26

Cool, thank you. My blood type is T, and I have a high risk of diabetes.

1

u/afanofmanythingss Mar 21 '26

Good

Sweet tea is abysmal

One of the worst beverages human kind has made

1

u/Nick-C-DuFae Mar 21 '26

Refreshing! Thank you!

Comment Image

1

u/Agreeable_Coconut693 Mar 21 '26

jokes on you i dont drink tea !

1

u/dimensionalbleed97 Mar 21 '26

Why would I sweeten my sun tea? I brew it from the Crack of dawn til duck in direct sunlight. Add some dried lemon zest and orange peel too. Then let it sit in the fridge til the next day and you got some of the best sun tea around.

1

u/ShipAdministrative92 Mar 21 '26

ACK! ACCCKKKKK! AS A SOUTHERNER I CURSE THEE, CASTER OF SPELL!

1

u/unemotional_mess Mar 21 '26

You sick bastard

1

u/emp800 Mar 21 '26

I don't drink a tea, I don't what Unsweeten mean.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '26

*sips ahh wtf ahhhh damn it

1

u/Theratsmacker2 Mar 21 '26

I don’t like sweet tea anyways

1

u/GarbageContent1183 Mar 21 '26

but I put 4 tablespoons of white sugar in mine

1

u/MouseBotMeep Mar 21 '26

Hold on. Need to make it first

1

u/MouseBotMeep Mar 21 '26
Comment Image

Alright, here it is

1

u/MouseBotMeep Mar 21 '26

Could be better. Not sure if sugar or honey is the solution, but this tea could be better

1

u/fuckybitchyshitfuck Mar 21 '26

Thanks dude. I prefer unsweetened tea

1

u/bowtiesrcool86 Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you, I had no tea so the target fizzles

1

u/Connect_Adeptness235 Mar 22 '26

Joke's on you. I don't drink tea.

1

u/Electrical-Wasabi325 Mar 22 '26

*me drinking iced sweet tea* disgusting

1

u/Tooty_Thy_Turtle Mar 22 '26

Come on, you can’t just give people poison…

1

u/Adragontype Mar 22 '26

YOU FOOL! I dont like Tea. Plus all my Mom has to do to sweeten it back up is to put her finger in it

1

u/maple-moth Mar 22 '26

No please. Sugar is all I’ve got in this economy!

1

u/BrucellaD666 Mar 22 '26

I drink tea That's naturally sweet.

1

u/Medium_Hawk7703 Mar 22 '26

Oh yeah!?

Casts Never ending Beginning and End Loaf pieces

1

u/Danielwols Mar 22 '26

I CAST ONLY COFFEE DRINKER

1

u/1ShotByQueenEveylnn Mar 22 '26

JOOES ON YOU I ONLY DRINK WATER

1

u/Blaze_Flair_Blitz Mar 22 '26

I don't put sugar on my hot and freshly brewed tea?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

I put sugar but normal tea is great too

1

u/Echospaws43 Mar 22 '26

Jokes on you, I dont drink tea

1

u/RWQFSFASXCW Mar 22 '26

I don't drink sweet tea, pure leaf water and milk (cuz I'm Irish🇮🇪🇮🇪🥔🥔)

1

u/Ros02 Mar 22 '26

I like tea without shugar or honey

1

u/Moist_Bumblebee_6464 Mar 22 '26

Thank you for making my tea taste better. I owe you one.

1

u/springscrap3 Mar 22 '26

Hmmm needs more salt

1

u/PlanetEaterMD Mar 22 '26

I don't drink tea

1

u/KrystalKit1 Mar 22 '26

Well I’ll just throw some lemonade in it then easy. Or if it’s black tea then I’m fine just get me some milk.

1

u/aimilym Mar 23 '26

God bless you - I fucking hate sweet tea!!

1

u/D1v4d4y00 Mar 23 '26

I HATE SWEET TEA

1

u/Chu_Pushistov Mar 23 '26

HA-HA I don't put sugar in my tea!

Comment Image

1

u/Tall_Order78 Mar 23 '26

I drink unsweetened tea by default...

1

u/ZombieHunter5230 Mar 23 '26

Whoever likes bitter tea in this comment section, you’re a fucking monster

1

u/8CraftedChaos8 Mar 23 '26

Hey thanks it was too sweet (adds lemon)

1

u/Squirrel656 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Jokes on you, i love unsweetened tea ✌️😏

1

u/Substantial_Tax3398 Mar 24 '26

Y'know what fuck you

1

u/Vladimir_Mortenstein Mar 24 '26

FOOL

IT WAS ALREADY NOT SWEET YOU JUST WASTED MANA

1

u/GokuBlack77777 Mar 24 '26

I'll heat it up and add a lemon.

1

u/elbarato10 Mar 24 '26

i cast!! an itch between your shoulder blades

1

u/ElyxMova Mar 24 '26

I would totally cast that on my roommates bubble tea.

1

u/Single_Fudge924 Mar 24 '26

Uhhuh. I already have my tea without any sugar or sweeteners.

1

u/tea_consumer_0 Mar 25 '26

You are fooool! There was NO sugar! MUAHAHHSHSHSHHSHSHSHAHAHHA

1

u/logannev Mar 25 '26

Me when I moved from Florida to New York 😔

1

u/I-am-the-mad-lad Mar 26 '26

Jokes on u I like it unsweatened

1

u/Humble-Tailor-7238 Mar 28 '26

I'm not drinking tea

1

u/Tugboat81712 Mar 28 '26

Im fat and trying to fix myself so thanks :)

1

u/Atreigas Mar 21 '26

straight up fucking dies

2

u/United-Technician-54 Mar 21 '26

RIP 

Tea Wizard

the British got them first

1

u/squishmallowdude Mar 21 '26

*sweetens it again*

2

u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime Mar 21 '26

I cast: deactivate all sweet flavor receptors in your tongue!

1

u/squishmallowdude Mar 21 '26

*drinks a sparkling water*

1

u/big7inches115 Mar 21 '26

Jokes on you Wizard

3

u/big7inches115 Mar 21 '26
Comment Image

1

u/big7inches115 Mar 21 '26

No one messes with my sweet tea from mcdonalds

0

u/Deebolution Mar 21 '26

You monster!