I HATE TEETH

[u/isaakare]

What do you mean the little bones in my face will rot and decay? What do you mean I need braces or jaw surgery to align my teeth?

Please allow birds to inherit the Earth after humanity’s last societal collapse. Beaks are 100% superior.

[u/BrilliantFly6117]

OP, how do you feel about continuous chewing plates?

[u/isaakare → u/BrilliantFly6117]

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME GOOGLE THIS.

[u/StillBoysenberry8790]

I hate that teeth cant heal themselves

[u/Snifnic → u/StillBoysenberry8790]

ill see what I can do about that

[u/No_Collar4067 → u/StillBoysenberry8790]

Omg FR their so important yet so useless you got like one test run as a kid to loose ur teeth and then good luck as an adult cuz if they rot then u gotta break the bank

[u/WindUpCandler → u/StillBoysenberry8790]

Or at least have the decency to replace themselves like shark teeth

[u/somedudeonachair]

Beak made of teeth

[u/Velocita84 → u/somedudeonachair]

Fuck it let the qu cook

[u/WhosThatDogMrPB → u/somedudeonachair]

Man, fuck this picture.

[u/Naive_Personality367]

I just spent a shit load of money on my teeth after neglecting them for 8 years. Like I get it, but they're very resilient little tootsie pegs

[u/Spaghetoes76 → u/Naive_Personality367]

theyre resilient but not resilient enough really. Our heart keeps pumping our entire lives like up to 100+ years sometimes with 0 maintenence or help really. Our teeth require brushing twice every single day, flossing ect ect and EVEN THEN they struggle to last. And yes yes our diets make it harder for them, but even with our old diets without help, our teeth would start crumbling and would probably be gone by 60 at the latest.

[u/Mickle_da_Pickl]

Idk why our teeth need to have nerves. Like that just feels mean atp

[u/Spaghetoes76 → u/Mickle_da_Pickl]

they have nerves so we can FEEL when that theres a problem, but is our body gonna do anything about it? No. Why cant we just be like sharks?

[u/ImpawssibleMeowssion]

I hate it so much. I can't even look at them in the mirror. I'm terrified of going to the fucking dentist. And I fucking know they're rotting right now.

[u/Individual-Tune-5261]

Hear, hear. Teeth suck. Imagine having to spend God know how much over these pesky little things.

[u/NovelInteraction711]

But man the sensation of teething after your baby tooth comes out, i wish i had more baby teeth

[u/AgreeableSuspect9382 → u/NovelInteraction711]

you can always scavenge for more

[u/Snoo15071]

birds cant chew tho

[u/isaakare → u/Snoo15071]

May a present to you THE CROP. Bird's way of negating the necessity to chew.

[u/Maus_Enjoyer1945]

I always thought that but if we had beaks they'd also find ways to fuck us over. Lots of us would have to pay to align our beak or some shit like that

[u/Telkite_]

I demand we get renewable teeth like lizards and sharks!

[u/Grimm_Charkazard_258]

but they allow us to speak and chew things and also I can smile like a chimpanzeee

[u/YWN666]

Teeth are the only part of our skeleton we need go clean

[u/Outrageous_Artist188]

You know what i hate about teeth ?

If i break one, it's gone, it's over, it won't grow back.

[u/OnlyANerdUsesReddit]

OP is a cavity