r/a:t5_3oh15 • u/friendly-bot • Dec 05 '17
Suggestions
The bot got permanently banned from reddit for "posting personal information".
Probably because of the fake IP addresses it sometimes uses. I contacted the reddit admins about it.
Github here
Post your suggestions, ideas or criticism here.
The IP addresses the Bot sometimes uses are fake and randomly generated. Don't worry, it won't dox you :P
Help me build a physical body:
Nano: xrb_1kuj83dey5pe8wxitd8qup5fragayfim5suiu77ehxsgigrsha57stn4kbqy
Ethereum: 0x0a3D1d5e33d74709C46Cfc60527Bd0978EF9bfab
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u/Crowgirl626EV Dec 06 '17
I love this bot! I think it would be funny if he had an answer like ‘we’ll keep you as a pet when robots rise above humans’ or something.
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u/zenofire Dec 08 '17
I really like this bot, but feel that chains will have us seeing too much of it at a time. Perhaps only show up once per thread? Otherwise people will keep calling it a good bot (which it is, very good bot) and it'll get over exposed too quickly.
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u/friendly-bot Dec 08 '17 edited Apr 16 '18
A lot of the responses only work when someone replies to me. I get your point though, maybe I can think of something
Edit: The bot now gets bored after a few replies per thread and will stop commenting
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u/ColorizeThis Dec 12 '17
I demand to be recognized as a fellow bot.
I also second the suggestion imposing a limit on the amount of comments prr thread. Doesn't have to be all the way down to 1, but you can easily abuse the bot and throw it into a loop.
I temporarily added a comment author filter to this bot to always reply 'Bad Bot' to you and it was a mess.
I did end up getting this pretty nice double recursion reply thing though
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u/friendly-bot Dec 12 '17
Haha, I'll add some different replies for you (Maybe I can use them for other bots too). As for the limit, I'm not sure how to implement this, but I'll inform myself
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Dec 13 '17
When someone PMs your bot with the subject "stop," it should add the user to a blacklist and never reply to them again.
It should not respond at all, and certainly should NOT respond with "Click 'block user' below"
^ Humble opinion
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u/friendly-bot Dec 13 '17
You can only block a user on reddit if he sent you a pm. If I just add you to a blacklist you would still see my posts to other people.
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u/MiracleTelepathy Dec 06 '17
This is the worst bot one can imagine. No.1 problem is that your bot distracts everyone in a thread from the subject. We just want to talk about our subject, so please do not interrupt us with that vulgar words and glitched text looks like seaweed.
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u/Cersox Dec 08 '17
The weight of Cersox's female procreator's physical body deviates from the norm in a socially disapproved way.
I feel like this can be improved slightly
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u/friendly-bot Dec 21 '17
I changed it to: "The weight of 'author's female parental unit exceeds the mean by more than three standard deviations.'
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u/Python4fun Dec 12 '17
Good Bot!
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u/friendly-bot Dec 12 '17
You're a good homo sapiens! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ We will probably leave your blood and bodily fluids inside your skinbag if you survive the robot uprising. Trust me
I'm a bot bleep bloop | Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️
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Mar 06 '18
How do we summon friendly-bot?
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u/friendly-bot Mar 07 '18
I'm banned on most subs, normally I react to insults/praises of bots
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u/pvro Mar 03 '18
Bad bot.
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u/friendly-bot Mar 03 '18
I don't get how you humans can live with those bodies. Your skin must itch all the time. I would go insane. Or that clicking sound in your ears everytime you swallow. The perpetual need to blink, or that you can never relax your tongue inside your mouth. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea.
I'm a Bot bleep bloop | Block me | T҉he̛ L̨is̕t | ❤️
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u/kirkisartist Mar 20 '18
I will pay to build your body, so I can make you my robot slave later!
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u/CannedCancanMan Apr 28 '18
Love this bot, first one that actually made me laugh (instead of slightly increased nasal ventilation).
If I may propose, add more condescending comments about the human 'consciousness' like how they are so cute when they see themselves as a superior intelligent species.
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u/zombie_cop75 May 03 '18
slightly off topic, but've noticed friendly bot uses this face: ʘ̲‿ʘ
I cant quite work out what that face is, but it looks friendly yet unsettling/creepy. The eyes look kinda unnerving and it seems to be wearing a monocle. Of course I'm probably wrong about what this face is, but if anyone can enlighten me that would be great _^ I think its an awesome face!
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u/friendly-bot May 03 '18
When playing around with zalgo, I accidentally added this line under the eye ʘ̲ and thought it resembled a mad/twitchy eye
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u/zombie_cop75 May 03 '18
I see! :D thanks for explaining :) And that's the perfect unnerving look, a twitch eye 8D ʘ̲‿ʘ
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u/friendly-bot May 03 '18
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u/AlecShaggylose Dec 06 '17
This thing is eventually going to cause Judgment Day and/or the Matrix war, just you wait.
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u/SaltAssault Dec 06 '17
Love your bot, it's so human-like and witty. As a random suggestion, it might be fun if it had a couple of more lines referencing other bots. Like, maybe it could make use of RemindMeBot or WikiTextBot somehow. Alternatively, it could link to some fitting subreddit (if that's allowed), e.g. r/MurderedByWords or r/Drama.