r/freebottomsurgery • u/LadyK789 • 1d ago

Testing a broadsword

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u/valerielynx 1d ago

i use the sword to defeat the sword

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u/PuzzleheadedPage8379 1d ago

That tears it, I'm getting one of these and bringing a whole new meaning to the term "Sword Lesbian"

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u/valerielynx 1d ago

scissoring suddenly makes a lot more sense

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u/Sir_mop_for_a_head 1d ago

I’d accept his broadsword as a method to disarm me of my broadsword.

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u/louisa1925 1d ago

Can we still test the sword on my swiss army knife? I wouldn't call my thing "sword" worthy.

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u/PwNT5Un3 22h ago

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never
encountered automatic weapons.
-Douglas MacArthur

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u/Bobsiclebob 9h ago

I’m available now if he wants to practice on a slightly smaller target…

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u/Doomfox01 6h ago

I didnt read this correctly initially and wasnt paying attention to what was being sliced. Specifically, I misread it as "the sword is mightier than my peen is", and had to reread it a couple times to see it correctly and register it was pen is, like you write with. I then thought, "pen? what pen?" and then I looked at what was being sliced and realized my first interpretation was basically correct.