So we all know how it goes right, lol?

I just got accepted into a nursing program in Texas. Yay! They drug test, damn! Now I knew this in advance and I actually stopped taking eds a few months ago, but I’m still pissin dirty, I think my body’s just screwing with me. I’m totally sober and plan to never take anything again, but I’m going to have to cheat a bit in order to at least get in the gates of this school.

So I’m looking for people who have either used test clear or Urinetheclear recently and how that’s worked for them. They have the highest results so those are the two I’m sticking with. Bad or good experiences, I’ll hear it all, preferably on Urinetheclear since that’s the one I ordered first.

Try not to be judgy! As I’ve said- I’m sober now and I plan to stay that way lol.

I have to do a drug test by the end of the week the only thing I’m nervous about is about ten days ago I hit a cart twice before that I hadn’t had anything for about a month which was also a one night thing before that 3 months probably. This is my second time doing this drug test because I took a mask to be safe for the first time which was last Friday, but they said my pee was too diluted so I have to come back. I took a Walgreens home test and nothing came back, but I’m aware that there are different levels of detection. I also know alcohol consumption impacts it and I do drink a lot. I have to do it either tomorrow or Thursday at the latest will I be ok?

Hi everyone, ima bit nervous I never tried the certo method until last night. Heres what I did.

I had 2 Gatorades 28FL

1 Certo box containing two packs.

2 bottle waters

Creatine Monohydrate

2 B complex pills

I didn’t have the creatine until the day of test. The night before around 2am I drunk a cool blue Gatorade mixed with one packet of Certo, I chugged it down and one bottle of water right after then belly started to hurt. It felt like I was going to burst. I end up vomiting about 15 minutes later, everything came back up. The next morning I had 2 scoops of creatine powder with my water bottle around 10am. At 12pm I chugged my second Gatorade (lemon lime) mixed with one Certo pack and 1 scoop of creatine. I took 2 b complex pills 20 minutes after. I noticed the first pee was yellow the second was CLEAR and the third was a little bit yellow. I had 3 at home drug test. First was positive second was very very faint line i instantly thought positive and the third test the faint lint was more visible. I took the third test before going to my appointment which was at 3pm. I gave the sample around 3:15pm. I gave them the 4th pee! I don’t know how that one tested because I held the pee for about an hour in a half before I gave the sample. I’m neevous I didn’t have the creatine until the morning of and I heard you was supposed to at least do it days before or 24 hours in advance. Will the test most likely fail or pass? I know they will check for creatine levels and I’m not sure if I’ll have any that show up on the panel.

How did it go and how did you do it?

Hi everyone! This might be a bit different of a post, as I wasn't able to find anything in particular regarding this. I am 6'2", 265lbs, male who has used cannabis/THC products semi-frequently (4-5x/week for about 1 year with 3, 21 day breaks spread across this period of time). I am 10 days clean and plan to stay that way for the foreseeable future (trying to find a job). I haven't heard bacj from any job applications yet, but could in theory hear back in about 3-4 weeks and it is unclear if I would need to do any pre-employment drug testing. All of this said, I know that alcohol can impede the processing of THC metabolites and being a larger guy I know that I will likely test positive longer than others and don't want to "reset" my bodies THC metabolic clock by drinking alcohol. I wasn't able to find much literature regarding this and thought I would turn to you guys! Any and all insight is appreciated!

I have to use a friend’s pee for my drug test tomorrow. The only concern I’m having is if she pees for me at 5:30 in the morning and my appointment is at 8 how am I supposed to keep it warm enough??

Just passed a pre-employment drugs test today and am still a little anxious about lighting up if they’ll need a new test or anything. I know a negative is a negative but has anyone had a call back after being given the all clear?

So for context, I was a heavy smoker every day, I am now 13 days clean, I have a pre employment drug test coming up on Wednesday (Quest labs), I have stuff like certo, q carbo, jazz cleaner. I work out regularly and hit sauna every night. I drink lots of water too.

I’m 5’8 155lbs, 10% body fat

This is a DOT urine test. Will I pass?

**Pic is a test I took at home, this was a test taken without the detox drinks**

Hi everyone, just a frustrating question, and kind of the reverse order you’d probably expect.
Briefly, last consumption of THC was on 9/05, 5’11 male, 230lb, sedentary. Smoked/gummies 3-4 times a week maximum.

On 10/6 I personally paid for a private 7 panel through Quest diagnostics (THC was my only concern, but a 7 panel is closer to what I’ll be facing and prices were very similar). Attached is a picture of my THC results and even confirmatory testing (getting conflicting reports that Quest runs confirm tests on all out of pocket testing).

Unless I’m interpreting wrong, I was completely clean coming up on a test coming up on 3 weeks old.

I had spare at home tests so I had been going through them and I continue to only see the faintest line and sometimes I feel I’m halfway convincing myself. (I know any line is negative). These were a combination of uTest and easy@Home brands.

Well just now today. I bought through some equate brand 50ng/ml tests and the and today the line just simply isn’t there. I CANNOT wrap my head around this. I know heavy weight loss can release stored THC but uhh guys.. trust me
that ain’t it. Maybe fluctuate 2-5 lbs.

My test is Wednesday (mayyybe Thursday if I stretch). And now I’m officially stressing. Does anyone have ANY insight how I passed a confirmation test 3 weeks ago but seemingly failed a at home test? First thought is probably user error but I have a medical background, I would be embarrassed if I can’t follow simple steps.

Attached is my quest report, a strip from yesterday, and today’s strip. This is a high stakes test for me so more than anxious.

Doesn’t look like I can upload photos or I would show my quest results and recent strips.

Just left Labcorp, used a monkey flask. The temperature reader was a bit high (reading 102) so I dipped the edge of the bottle in the water which did the trick. Everything seemed to go well, I’ll post an update if and when it all passes.

Hey all, I've got a drug test for a really good job in about a week, without drinking water im getting a faint line on 50 ng THC tests, after about 4 glasses of water the test line is equal to a urine strip soaked in water, will I be able to pass a lab without the dilution if I'm passing a 50ng test, and will 4 glasses of water test as dilute? Thanks

Hello Redditors. I have a drug screen likely this week for a job offer I got over the weekend. I last smoked last week, have been smoking maybe every couple days for the past few months. I have been most recently smoking concentrates/dabs. I used to be a much heavier user but slowed down my use once I moved from Denver to Atlanta a year and half ago. I am 31yo, 5'6", 140lbs. I am weighing my options and trying to decide what the best course of action is to pass the test. I'm not sure yet where I have to go to do the drug screen and I am assuming it will be a urine test.

When I had to pass drug test in Denver, I used the Certo method and it worked, but I had stopped smoking for about a month before the test. I was still testing positive before trying the Certo method, and then tested negative for a window of time after taking the Certo.

So here are my options.

1. Try the Certo method at home before the test and use at home tests to see if they come up negative, and then do the method for the actual test. I take creatine and vitamin B complex to make sure the color is right and doesn't appear diluted. I also have 14-step urinalysis strips to test everything before the test.
2. Qcarbo either on its own or on top of the certo method? I am wondering if anyone has done both and what the results were. I've heard Qcarbo can make your pee a green color and doesn't work all the time. I tried Qcarbo on its own before and the at home tests were coming back negative.

3. Use someone else's sample. I feel this is risky but am willing to try if I know how to ensure the right temperature. I also wonder if it matters if I get a sample from the same gender as myself.

4. Quick Fix. If anyone can help ease my worry with using synthetic urine, I might go this route. I’m also worried about keeping the right temp.

What I'm grappling with is what is the least risky option. If anyone has any suggestions or advice, I would greatly appreciate it. I know I should have stopped smoking a while ago knowing I was applying to jobs, but I am here now and trying to figure out a solution. I'm very concerned about failing the test and having my offer rescinded.

Thank you for reading, and best of luck to everyone else trying to pass a drug test.

Smoked weed 10+ years in spliffs approx 0.5g of flower and half a cigarette with the occasional eddible / thc vape. I've read that when mixed with tobacco THC is absorbed at a higher rate than pure which I find hard to believe

Usually go through about 7gs a week I'm just curious if anyone else smokes or smoked this way and how long it took to get clean urine

Approx 92 kg / 200lbs - 5ft 10 medium build

hey redditors, im posting this for anyone who gets drug tested. if you are fully testing clean, and havent smoked in a while, i can confirm that if you take one single hit of wax, you can be clean in 5 days, at least i was. im 5’10 and 125lbs.
google and other posts dont make it too clear, just recommendations, suggestions or guesses.

but heres a post confirming personally that i was clean within 5 days of taking one hit of dab.

I did coke Friday night and Saturday night into Sunday morning of last week. (less than a g both nights) while drinking, since then I haven’t done any drugs in the past 7 days, will I be good? Should be testing 150ng/ml

I have taken delta 8/9 edibles on and off for the past 3ish years, taking months long breaks, but really heavily this past year. I have always varied in the amount of mg I’ll take. I have never taken them every single day, maybe 3-4 times a week max and go around 2-3 days without anything and my tolerance will drop like crazy. I had taken an 200mg edible on October 12th and 13th. I’ve recently received a job offer and do believe they test for THC. I took a Utest today, October 25, and am still showing positive at a 300,200,100,50,15 cut off. I have always had a quick metabolism, and recently have lost a lot of weight. I am now about 105lb and 5’6 and do not work out really ever. I don’t believe my test will be for another 2 weeks, and at that point I’ll be 30days without anything. How screwed am I? What can I do to speed up getting this shit out of my system? I think it’s total BS to even test for this shit when it’s totally legal.

i ate an everything bagel at 3 pm and have a drug test at 8 am Tmrw OMG! am i screwed

So I recently relasped after a long time in sobriety and I think I did 1-1.5g of meth from Wednesday until last night I have a probation appointment on Tuesday ive never given them a positive before and I just got a new po in a different county but my old one tested me every month during my appointment what can I do to make sure its negative?