r/delta • • Jan 05 '26

Shitpost/Satire Bb first upgrade of the year

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u/stmCanuck Jan 05 '26

Initially a little confused before reading the comments.

...because I've met pet skunks before. (De-scented of course.) They're very cute actually and make remarkable pets. Dude said he had no end of trouble - they'd figured out how to open the fridge door. LOL

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

They are such cool creatures . This is a vintage taxidermy piece.

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u/S_thescientist Jan 05 '26

Do you take vintage taxidermy pieces everywhere you go?

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

No, I just happen to buy it and needed to come home with me. I was in LA, and MSP is home

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u/curlyhairedsheep Jan 05 '26

I don't always travel with vintage taxidermy, but when I do, I know better than to trust valuables to checked baggage?

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u/highlanderfil Jan 05 '26

And, follow up, if you don't, why not?

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u/agent211 Jan 05 '26

Sir, you're only allowed one carrion.

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u/HiCabbage Jan 06 '26

This comment is egregiously under-voted.

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u/Mediocre-Solution-25 Jan 07 '26

I am a retired HS biology teacher now working at Delta. I would tell an old joke about vultures travelling with a dead raccoon as their “carrion” during the ecology unit. I think of this joke often when I am checking bags.

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u/mjbibs Jan 06 '26

Magnificent

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u/MarvelGirlForever Jan 05 '26

I was so excited that someone had a cute pet skunk and that it looked so happy and I showed it to my wife and said "awww it’s a baby!" And then I proceeded to open the comments and see this one lol, it’s still a baby but a dead one

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

Forever young

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u/brainchili Jan 05 '26

Excellent use of the word "vintage" for comedy.

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u/ZoominAlong Jan 05 '26

I'm really glad you said this,  I ALSO thought this was someone's pet. 

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u/slykido999 Jan 05 '26

I was gonna say, that’s definitely not a live animal. Very cute though!

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u/rosie2490 Jan 06 '26

And you’re in first class? Oh, you fancy. I’m just picturing you looking link the Monopoly man.

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u/arkgrotto Jan 05 '26

Did they at least close the door when they were finished?

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u/Few_Ground_4933 Jan 06 '26

You can actually have skunks? My son loves them 🤣

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u/lizardgal10 Jan 06 '26

Depends where you are. They’re illegal to keep as pets in a lot of states. You could see if any local zoos have a behind the scenes experience where you can interact with one!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/JenCDarby Jan 05 '26

What an absolutely delightful story. Playing with a litter of skunk kits would be near the top of my best work travel experiences too, and I’ve done some pretty fun stuff lol.

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u/Rosie3k9 Jan 05 '26

This is so sweet, and I'm impressed that your boss apologized!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Jan 05 '26

Nice marmot

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u/Wdwdash Jan 05 '26

Ve vant the money Lebowski

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u/boojieboy Jan 05 '26

OR ELSE VE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON

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u/HipAboutTime Jan 07 '26

That rug really tied the room together

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

It’s a 🦨

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Jan 05 '26

I know, it's a line from The Big Lebowski

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Flew right over my head. I’m not a movie person- that would be my husband.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jan 05 '26

lol yet your user name is a movie reference 🫠

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Jan 05 '26

I actually work for an animal control agency and it shocked me how cute skunks are in person. They almost look animatronic at times. Especially with the black beady eyes.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

They are soft like a cat too. I was surprised

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u/HelmSpicy Jan 05 '26

They are cute, but they sure scare the hell out of you when you're walking home after dark and look down to see one waddling a couple feet from you. Thank god the ones in my city are super chill

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Jan 05 '26

Yeah, I actual have a family of them that lives under my crawl space and every once in a while I bump into them at night. lol, we both freeze and I slowly go back into the house until they go where they need to go

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u/ThirdAndDeleware Jan 05 '26

And the babies!! Whenever I run into baby skunks, it pushes my self-control to the limit because they are so adorable. I want to run and grab one.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 Jan 05 '26

Yes, they are adorable. Every year or so, I have a new litter that comes under my house and they are too young to spray but they try to bluff and stomp their little feet lol.

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u/Ziegelmarkt Jan 05 '26

Funky lookin' cat.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

It’s a stinky one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

did it get it's smell removed? how do you not have it stink

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

It’s dead.

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u/Kindaspia Jan 06 '26

Living skunks can have their scent glands removed, so they don’t spray. However, they are not allowed in the cabins of most airlines.

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u/lethatshitgo Jan 05 '26

this is the only post on this sub i care about

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

I like to bring joy into this sub.

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u/NHHunter603 Jan 05 '26

Can I pet that dog?

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

I’ve been waiting for this comment- yes of course.

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u/Affectionate_War8410 Jan 06 '26

Yes. This. YES 🤣

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u/lovestobitch- Jan 05 '26

I bet he didn’t put his bare feet up on the screen.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

No he was a gentleman

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u/TimmO208 Jan 05 '26

Grew up with a kid that had one as a pet. It was orphaned, they had it de-skunked and neutered when it was very small. The thing lived as long as most cats do.

They lived in a pretty large log cabin (N. Idaho) and the thing would just waddle around the house like a cat. It would curl up to you on the couch and they taught it to use the litter box.

It got pretty good sized, like 12-14 pounds. I think that's big for a skunk.

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u/NotDTJr Jan 05 '26

Skunks can be pretty big, I saw a little family in Wisconsin and they were all larger than I had expected

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

They get huge.

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u/OkCardiologist2576 Jan 05 '26

Idaho. That tracks. 

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u/spamella-anne Jan 05 '26

My old neighbor told me how she used to have a skunk as a pet, and it was the best pet she ever had. Unfortunately, skunks are illegal to have as pets in NY now. If they ever overturn that, I'll be first in line to get one because they are so dang cute. There's a few that live in my backyard, and I love watching them waddle around.

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u/lovestobitch- Jan 05 '26

My music teacher had a de-skunked, skunk yrs ago as a kid.

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u/Certain-List-6779 Jan 05 '26

😂 For a moment I thought this was going to a shitpost about an “emotional support skunk“ Thank you for bringing joy to this sub!

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Your most welcome.

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u/sheepthechicken Jan 05 '26

I love that they gave him suspicious eyes

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Yes, that’s why I love him.

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u/pixienightingale Jan 06 '26

I would 100% go full white woman and want to pet the skunk.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 06 '26

I would totally let you. They feel like cats, superior

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u/reallythateasy3 Jan 05 '26

This is allowed ?

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

To have a taxidermy animal? Yes.

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u/lethatshitgo Jan 05 '26

omg NO! I just fell in love with this lil guy just to immediately be heartbroken. Pain, bro. Pain.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

I’m sorry; it’s a vintage piece. So I’m saving it from the garbage.

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u/Ziegelmarkt Jan 05 '26

LOL!!! I was waiting to see how this post panned out. That's hilarious. Did TSA ask you to open your bag?

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

lol I put him in the bin with my backpack- they laughed. The TSA lady who went through my work bag (I travel for work with jewelry so I always get pulled if they have the older machines) laughed but didn’t want to touch it. The delta bag lady asked to pet it.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

It’s usually shocks the FAs. This is the third piece I’ve brought on board a flight. I’ve got 27 more weekends for shows to collect more this year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

No disrespect but this would creep me the fuck out on a flight…

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Totally understand, thankfully I don’t ever have random people sitting next to me.

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u/reallythateasy3 Jan 09 '26

Amazing lol

Can we name it Ed?

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 09 '26

We could. But I did name him Cornelius.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Should I put a service animal vest on it? Would that help?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

As a non passenger on this flight, and as a huge skunk lover, YES! If I saw this in real time, I would be concerned 🙃

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u/ZoominAlong Jan 05 '26

YES OMG PLEASE. That would be hilarious.  

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

No she’s just a lowly platinum.

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u/Monkeyhorse85 Jan 06 '26

I’m an Airbus captain, if you brought that up to the flight deck 100% getting a picture in my seat with it. Stop by next time!

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 06 '26

lol will do next time.

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u/PurrculesMulligan Jan 05 '26

“Starting in 2026 passengers will have the exciting opportunity to upgrade to our brand new Economy [Skunk Free] Seating Class for a nominal fee!” [/delta corporate]

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u/Gr00mpa Jan 05 '26

These emotional support animals are getting out of hand. I can't get it out of my nose!

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u/ThisUsernameIsTakend Jan 05 '26

Pepe Le Flew

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u/Monkeyhorse85 Jan 06 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/Successful-Poem-5928 Jan 05 '26

Smelly caaaaat.... smelly caaaat.... what are they feeding you?

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u/ZootiLaTucci Jan 05 '26

I had a pet skunk as a kid. Sweetest pet ever, loved me just as much as my dogs do. He’d be hungry in the mornings and would need to be snuggled before he ate… like he would starve in exchange for affection lol. God I miss that skunk.

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u/sffunfun Jan 05 '26

These emotional support animals are getting out of hand.

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u/Lizjay1234 Jan 05 '26

It’s a Fart Squirrel

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u/DDD8712 Jan 05 '26

Enough is enough I have had it with these monkey fighting skunks on my Monday to Friday plane

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u/TouristOpentotravel Jan 05 '26

They’re actually pretty smart too.

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u/TypicalFinanceGuy Jan 05 '26

What kind of dog is this

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u/Some-Panda7404 Jan 05 '26

I would ask for 100k miles from emotional distress if I was anywhere near you on the plane

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

I have it- because I got it at a show that I was working at- and now I need to bring it home? I don’t want it to break- so it has to be out in the open.

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u/Sheetz_Wawa_Market32 Jan 05 '26

I’m sorry, but that’s ridiculous. Of course it could be probably packed. You just don’t want to bother. (A plastic bag would do in a crunch.)

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

It’s can’t be packed at all; it would break.

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u/Yikes206 Jan 05 '26

The fact that people are defending a stranger's assertion that an old taxidermy skunk cannot possibly be covered up and must be fully on display during a flight -- might be slightly more ridiculous than the act itself.

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u/GrossUsername68 Jan 05 '26

Genuine questions:

  • Do you have the same reaction to people who wear the skin of animals? Leather gloves, shoes, belts, etc.?

  • Do you eat meat?

Because I’m really trying to figure out the consistency behind your outrage.

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u/Some-Panda7404 Jan 05 '26

Oh please… this is a false equivalence. Eating meat and wearing leather are normalized in society.. bringing dead animals on a plane and showing off is not. Full stop.

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u/GrossUsername68 Jan 06 '26

 Eating meat and wearing leather are normalized in society

And it doesn’t really make it any less strange that eating pigs is normalized whereas eating dogs is stigmatized. Hence the equivalency: your reaction is emotional, not rational. It’s just a normalized irrational behavior, allowing you to feel entitled to being judgmental instead of minding your own business when eating a hamburger next to a vegetarian. 

 bringing dead animals on a plane and showing off is not

The point was that it not be destroyed. But also, tell that to everyone wearing animal skin on their hands, and fur around their neck.

They are, literally, dead animals. Just without the ‘look’ of a dead animal. 

If I brought a mummy aboard for a historical society, or was wearing a coat of human skin, I can imagine that one might case more a row than the other.

But hey, asking for $1k in compensation from the airline, for something like this, is about all we need to know about your rational thinking.

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u/Dbzoutpost Jan 05 '26

The taxidermy is taxiing 😆

But why are we traveling with this? 🤔

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

Going home. Got it at a show I travel to, and vend at.

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u/tafbee Jan 05 '26

Oddities & Curiosities?!

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 06 '26

Yes. I’m a vendor

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u/AmieMango Jan 07 '26

Please tell me this is a taxidermy project.

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 07 '26

Not a project, but just taxidermy

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u/Knocksveal Jan 05 '26

They make great service animals for people with difficulties in getting attention

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u/chris4potus Jan 05 '26

We had a bunch of skunks each summer at my university — I don’t think anyone ever got skunked which is a miracle with how college kids drunkenly chase animals.

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u/woofan11k Jan 05 '26

Emotional support skunk

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u/MexiTot408 Jan 05 '26

I had a pet chocolate skunk when I was a kid. Her name was Sophia. Loved that little girl. 🦨🥹

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u/Outside-Pear9429 Jan 05 '26

A skunk would not even be the worst thing I’ve smelled on a flight

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u/Aromatic-Metal6550 Jan 05 '26

Did not see anything other than the picture at first and legitimately said out loud "is that a mother fucking skunk?"

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u/Tight_Couture344 Jan 05 '26

Adorable fur baby 😍 I’d much rather sit next to one of these than a screaming kid or drunk adult!

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u/Ziegelmarkt Jan 05 '26

Speak for yourself. Drunk adults put out.

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u/WiseOracle001 Jan 05 '26

I am.curious to know how they get domesticated.

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u/b0sscrab Jan 05 '26

I’m getting Pepe La Pew vibes.

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u/FooBarU2 Jan 05 '26

Ah.. thank you, Mr Le Pew.. would you care for some warmed limburger cheese and crackers?

😍

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u/YEMolly Jan 06 '26

I was sooooo hoping this was a real pet skunk! They’re so fucking cute. I’d kill to have one next to me on a flight. 🥹

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u/myirsia Jan 06 '26

I want to pet the fart kitten!!

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u/OutcomeOk6971 Jan 07 '26

Skunks are cool when they aren't spraying you. Beautiful animals. I had a friend who knew someone with an albino skunk when she was a kid. She said the thing would stamp it's front feet when it was pissed off... 🤣

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u/Please_PM_me_Uranus Jan 05 '26

What type of doggo is that

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u/Kindaspia Jan 06 '26

Silly goose, that’s a cat! Glad I could help :)

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u/ap2436 Jan 05 '26

Why the F is it out of the carrier? This shouldn’t be allowed

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u/Anticlya Jan 05 '26

It's taxidermied.

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u/keikomeowmeowmeow Jan 05 '26

I’ll never complain about an in flight meal on United again ….

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u/No-Leopard639 Jan 05 '26

Happy for you. But salty at the airline that my dog is zipped up under the seat and a skunk is out free lol.

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u/Express_Equipment666 Jan 06 '26

It’s dead lol

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u/No-Leopard639 Jan 06 '26

oh yikes.....

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u/empressM Jan 05 '26

Why is it even out of its cage right now?

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u/Express_Equipment666 Jan 06 '26

Taxidermy it’s dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

You stinker!

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u/itsjefeyall Jan 06 '26

Oookkkaaayyyttyyyyt

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u/SwimmingRaspberry784 Jan 06 '26

It’s claws though

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u/No-Pop-3765 Jan 06 '26

They look sus

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u/jourdanm Jan 06 '26

I'm sorry, what?

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u/wednesdayjx Jan 05 '26

Dawwww he is most previous

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u/dynabella Jan 05 '26

Cute. My dad used to keep vintage squirrel on his desk at work.

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u/sarahrose0413 Jan 05 '26

I’d LOVE to sit next to that little stinker.❤️❤️❤️🤣

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u/Remarkable_Public775 Jan 05 '26

Oh my god I LOVE HIM. I thought he was alive but I'd take him taxidermy too

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u/Flywolf25 Jan 05 '26

Kinda cute lmao my cats would be fighting mid filigjt they don’t do well with killable things…rip Mr rabbit

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

My dogs would do the same.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/Yousaveferris Jan 05 '26

I mean, it didn’t make a noise nor did it move unless I moved it.

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u/shartheheretic Jan 05 '26

It's a vintage taxidermied skunk.