r/daddit • u/esocharis 1 teen, 2 tween girls • 1d ago

Discussion Things I've pulled from the washing machine in the last 2 days: A tableau

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Honestly much respect on the random Ramen seasoning packet. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

Middle schoolers, man

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u/AltonComet 1d ago

I think we should replace using a banana for scale with using ramen flavor packets instead! I know EXACTLY how big things are in this pic!

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u/esocharis 1d ago

I support this lol

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u/PetiePal 18h ago

Beef flavored laundry is a new one

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u/esocharis 18h ago

At least it didn't open....

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u/Barbossal 1d ago

Oh gosh I thought the ramen packet was something else for a moment

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u/Infinite_Kush 1d ago

MAGNUM seasoning packet for my MAGNUM ramen

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u/Phr8 1d ago

With THICC noodle.

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u/TheArcaneAuthor 1d ago

Can I offer you a nice ramen in this trying time?

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u/AdultishRaktajino 1d ago

Well first of all, through Flying Spaghetti Monster all things are possible. So jot that down. Ramen

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u/Sirhctopher024 1d ago

And what is your spaghetti policy?

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u/sparklyjesus 1d ago

My girlfriend loves my BEEF FLAVOR condoms.

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u/MrSlime13 18h ago

My wife says she likes my Shrimp noodle... šŸ„²

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u/_BlackGoat_ 1d ago

I thought "well that's a weird flavor but ok"

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u/mcampo84 1d ago

In like eighth grade my friendā€™s mom had it out with him after finding a literal pocket full of square foil packets in one of his pockets after doing laundry.

He insisted they werenā€™t his, and that he didnā€™t even know what they were.

She called his bluff and opened one in front of him to revealā€¦

A wet wipe.

He had stuffed his work pants with them so he could keep his hands clean as he bussed tables at the restaurant we both worked at.

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u/cyril_zeta 1d ago

I had the exact same thought,.ngl

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u/Fast_Try2318 1d ago

well that would've been a much different laundry day

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u/donkeyrocket 13h ago

Beef flavored condoms would be an interesting addition to the mix.

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u/weirdusername15 1d ago

Beef flavor!

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u/dickdickgoooose 1d ago

You only got four rocks? Pathetic

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u/arm0r3dd0ng 1d ago

You gotta open the seasoning packet for the clothes.

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u/NopeRope13 20h ago

For a brief moment I had questions on how the Kleenex box got into the washer. The coffee is still trying to work I guess

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u/1duke-dan 1d ago

Just be glad the duck was in the laundry machine. One of ours ended up inside one of our kid. šŸ¤£

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u/wyflare 22h ago

What about twigs??

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u/Karrik478 16h ago

This week I had my first crayon make it into the wash. I was annoyed.

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u/CommonplaceUser 1d ago

You know youā€™re allowed to check pockets before running a load, right?

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u/esocharis 1d ago

Too many damn pockets man lol

I've told them plenty that Im not responsible for anything getting wrecked and I keep any found money šŸ˜

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u/CommonplaceUser 1d ago

Yeah.. thatā€™s fair. Iā€™m just used to it because if I donā€™t check my own pockets, Iā€™d end up with a very similar smorgasbord of stuff lol. I do my best to empty them going into the laundry basket but I inevitably miss stuff still so I just check them all as I start a load now

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u/dferrantino 19h ago

"Congrats, your clothes smell like ramen this week. Don't like it, washer's in the basement."

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u/CompoBBQ 1d ago

Is that a beef flavored condom?