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u/somesthetic Apr 20 '24
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u/psycho_dog33 Apr 20 '24
I might be really stupid, but I don’t get it.
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Apr 20 '24
Navy Captains outrank Army Majors. Army Captains however are below Army Majors.
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u/Reddingbface Apr 20 '24
Wouldn't everyone in the navy outrank everyone in the army? Tf are they gonna do about it? Swim into the ocean and shoot at the hull of an aircraft carrier?
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u/RegentusLupus Apr 20 '24
I mean, they got missiles and shit. I'm sure they can do something with that from terra firma.
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u/leoleosuper Apr 20 '24
The US Navy has the world's second largest airforce. The US army has the world's fourth, with Russia Air Force being number 3; Russia is probably lying about their size, though. So it's a bit of a close fight in who wins; land is army, sea is navy, air is close.
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u/Suspicious_Use6393 Sep 02 '24
He is from the navy, you just need prove him you are the alpha or he will mate with you!
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u/Rara3995 Apr 08 '26
Alright, i just spent 30 or so minutes of my time studying army ranks. Thanks, random original
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u/CzarTwilight Apr 20 '24
I prefer Admiral Crunch
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u/DefNotBenShapiro Apr 20 '24
I'm guessing I don't have to turn my Crunch Berries "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.
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u/Throwaway46676 Apr 20 '24
Actually he goes by “Cap’n” just to trick us into thinking he was in the military (that’s called “Stolen Valor”)
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u/bibblygiggums Apr 20 '24
I don't get the original and I don't get the edit
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u/BigBlackCrocs Apr 20 '24
Original: army captain is below army major. But navy captain is above army major.
Edit: captain crunch is actually a colonel. Which again. Outranks army major
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u/RileysBerries Mar 18 '25
Captain Crunch finally making his move in the chain of command. This is how cereal diplomacy works. 😂
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u/Rara3995 Apr 08 '26
Wouldn't that guy TECHNICALLY be in the wrong if he just called to fight with a lower rank?
I know there's a lot of army abuse, but wouldn't the joke make more sense if the captain was just meaning to reprimand a major?
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