"Does it matter that I didn't have my thing on? Yes dumbass it matters..."

You gotta listen to the most recent ep of Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. About half way through, Michael Douglas turns into theatrical director Dom DiMelo - gravelly/phlemmy voice discussing all the beautiful women he has had, producing shows, and drugs, naturally. Unfortunately no mention of the Rockettes Christmas Spectacular.

Somebody needs this for the best of countdown...

What a loss. His CBB episode was so funny and he was so talented. We will miss him so much.

We need dawgs!

Cake boss!

Jason Mantzoukas has defeated Conan O’Brien to advance to the next round of the Best Boston Comedian bracket. Thank you to everyone who helped him get this far! Please toss a vote his way to help him against Pete Holmes.

I’ve just been charmed over the last few weeks hearing the last couple stops on the tour, Threedom, and of course this week’s Scott Hasn’t Seen— Scott and PFT have effectively spent the entire summer together and Paul is still absolutely tickling the shit out of Scott. For my money, the best moments on these shows are when Scott is laughing helplessly and we have been gifted hours of that especially recently.

There’s a lot of whatnot and chicanery going on in the world these days, and certainly in my life, and I just wanted to express gratitude for something that has been a huge source of joy for me.

Is this an episode of Adam Scott Aukerman writes for Vulture?

Fact Check: The real Monster Mash has been re-recorded multiple times in the 21st century

I really really hope we get a watchalong this week for Saw 3. I'd love to hear more ALW and Byron Denniston excitement upon seeing Papier Mache Man.

Stand-up comedian of note Chloe Radcliffe is here to talk about her new YouTube special “Eyes Down Here,” as well as the challenges of clarinet comedy, and having pizza with Bradley Cooper. Then, celebrity chef Adjacent Mantzoukas returns to discuss vegetables and who is the ugliest person in the world. And coyote scarer / wrangler Jax K-9 enforces the social contract with some of our four-legged friends!