I have good news, as a suspect in a police drink spiking and rape investigation a DNA sample has discovered I am 0.6% African and 0.3% Middle Eastern. Of course upon learning this the police let me go straight away and now my new victimhood just makes sense to me as I always knew when I was going to that expensive white private school I was different to everyone else around me.

I am a victim of white oppression.

I acknowlege the indigenous LGBT2SIIAQABC++ community past, present and emerging.

I just wanted to share this brilliant article written by our greatest Sydney University academics. I highly recommend you read it to your school children so they understand the struggles of being LGFBTI1GA2L++ and First Nations.

TITLE: Indigiqueer health and well-being in so-called Australia: an anti colonial approach

An anticolonial lens is needed to properly evaluate your LGBTLMNOPQIA++ past present and emerging.

https://researchers-admin.westernsydney.edu.au/ws/portalfiles/portal/398633006/Indigiqueer_health_and_well-being_in_so-called_Australia_an_anticolonial_approach.pdf

Well I guess that is what they mean by a ban on conversion practices.

At risk of offending our new ASIO overlords... what is wrong with you Queensland Rail? Can barely type this out I'm shaking so much!

Asio, have I gone too far this time?

I may become a convert......

Welcome new Mod to the lands on which we learn and play, hands up, hands down, this is circlejerk ground.

We welcome all levels of experienced shit poster - past, present and emerging.

Performed in Hindi to welcome and offend Indians who have already stolen Australia

Has ASIO approved the new mod?

And free penistime

Standing proudly on the banks of the Murray River.

A powerful reminder of our agricultural superiority.

This is what inclusion looks like everyone.

If your eyes aren't moist with emotion, then I ain't ridin' with ya!

Of course, White Hetero Anglo Celtic men remain the ultimate oppressors, but let’s use their tax payer money to leverage the skills of migrant women over migrant men for #equity.