r/cats • u/Haulin_Oates23 • Jun 25 '26
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My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.
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u/BlazeWolfYT Jun 25 '26
Sin biscuits. Is he neutered? If not, do so.
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u/Haulin_Oates23 Jun 25 '26
Been neutered for 7 years now. Apparently has just decided he wants to get freaky the last few months.
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u/SchmackAttack Jun 25 '26
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u/jnovel808 Jun 25 '26
My neutered fella loves to do the sin biscuits on his favorite blanket while staring at me dead-eyed.
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u/Delicious_Bobcat_419 Jun 25 '26
Oh jeez my old male cat I used to have as a kid would do this on a extra large blue Pokémon pillow I had. And yes always making eye contact while doing so🤦🏻♀️
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u/Krijali Jun 25 '26
Is there by chance a chair in your hotel room near a bed because it seems he really needs you to know exactly what he’s doing.
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u/Not-That_Girl Jun 25 '26
My rescue got neutered at approx 8 years old, he like to stand on my shoulder while I lie in bed, and do the biscuits. I won't think about if there's any sin involved, it would be too weird.
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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess Jun 25 '26
My cat used to do sin biscuits on my arm with his claws out while I was asleep. Woke me up, of course.
I realized it was because I was babying him too much. I stopped picking him up and holding him, or baby talking to him, and he stopped the sin biscuits.
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u/j33 Jun 25 '26
So does mine. I bought this cute little ten-dollar throw from Ikea, and my cat instantly fell in love with it and makes sweet love to it while staring at me regularly. Needless to say, I wash that blanket a lot and have accepted it as my cat's blanket/sex toy.
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u/foxyshmoxy_ Jun 25 '26
okay but what is up with the aggressive eye contact?? it's so disturbing lmao my neutered guy always tries this on my bed and gets mad when i shoo him off my pillow
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u/Misseskat Jun 25 '26
Got a text from my mom about our older neutered male attempting a go at it with our 10 month kitten- absolutely not!
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jun 25 '26
That was dominance, it's common for neutered older cats, both make and female, to do that when a kitten comes around. They're teaching the kittens how to cat.
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u/Manbeartapir Jun 25 '26
My 10 year old lady void attempted this with my (at the time) 6 month old idiot boy. She quit after a few attempts, as he is too fucking stupid to be dominated.
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u/testtdk Jun 25 '26
I mean, neutered males still sometimes go for it. Especially if they learned bad habits before the surgery.
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u/Misseskat Jun 25 '26
I see. He's never done that to our other males, we also have a young outdoor kitty that I'm not aware has done that to? But our older male is very protective of our kitten too and almost like an adoptive father to him.
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u/xhoranx Jun 25 '26
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT RUG!? Seriously - I have been shopping for MONTHS for a rug with all those colors for my mid century modern themed living room!!! (Beautiful kibby cat by the way!)
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u/SchmackAttack Jun 25 '26
I wish I could say but its 20 years old 😭 Try using the image to find the rug
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u/carriegood Jun 25 '26
I once asked my vet why our neutered cat was doing that and he said, "I dunno, because it feels good?"
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 25 '26
My two boys have been neutered for years and still do sin biscuits on any soft blanket lol
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u/Deathwish-Dena Jun 25 '26
EVERY DAMN NIGHT for mine
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u/Timely-Cry-8366 Jun 25 '26
My favorite sleeping blankets ALSO happen to be their favorite sin blankets
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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jun 29 '26
What breed of dog is that? It looks exactly like my brother's beloved dog and I would like to know the breed if possible
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u/dragon34 Jun 25 '26
Mine never did that until he was neutered. We joked that he might have an undescended third testicle or something
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u/Impala1967_1979_1983 Jun 25 '26
Mine has been neutered since 6 months old. He is five now and started this a few years ago. He started doing it on MY blanket, so I gave it to him and got myself a new one lol it's his official masterbating blanket now and he knows better then to get himself off on my new blanket
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u/laceygirl97 Jun 25 '26
My neutered cat did this to fuzzy blankets- especially when I was under them unfortunately lol
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u/MyFavPortmanteau Jun 25 '26
My cat screams at me when he’s doing that. It’s amazing. And so fucking loud.
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u/Haulin_Oates23 Jun 25 '26
Yeah he screams too usually. Just didn't catch it in the clip. Incredibly loud haha
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u/Suspicious_Swim_1948 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
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u/NightshadeX Jun 25 '26
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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 25 '26
Every other post on this sub is of cats humping the air. It's high key disturbing
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u/Kluke_Phoenix Jun 25 '26
33% sin biscuits, 33% loss posts, 33% posts that should be obvious signs to take them to the vet, 1% normal cat posts
At least the sin biscuit comments sections are funny?
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u/SirErgalot Jun 25 '26
You missed people discovering cat nipples. That’s gotta be at least 5%.
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u/MistressMalevolentia Jun 25 '26
Wait till they discover NIPPLE ZITS. Kitties nipples can fill up with natural oils and become a black head like thing with white gunk in it.
Explaining that to my husband when he saw me checking my orange long haired idiot was a riot. I had to get my vet tech friend to confirm on speaker phone that yes it happens and it's simply a nipzit.
His only answer at first was 'I KNOW they have nipples but WTF they don't go in?! They can't be a zit!' while I'm casually holding the fur separated showing him yes, yes it does happen lol.
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u/Mediator-force Jun 25 '26
You also missed the "are they fighting?" posts, and showing cute playing cats :)
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u/LumpyAssumption5357 Jun 25 '26
😂 for real! Can we pin a post at the top that explains sin biscuits?!
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u/RozemynesLessy Jun 27 '26
Would maybe be a good idea, my male cat often does that and I didn’t know what he did but he is strange. I then did realised it considering he only did it when looking at my other cat (who is most likely his sister).
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u/Lady_Brynnevere Jun 30 '26
I wrote a whole post about how I was sick of seeing this shit and it got hella downvoted. People love their cat porn.
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u/Ok-Visual-6675 Jun 30 '26
Idk why it got down voted. I totes agree with you. Most of us know what they are doing and they don't need to post their cat doing it on the internet.
For the VERY few that don't know. I get it, it's odd.
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u/brklynbrwlr Jun 25 '26
thems is the
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u/StoneWolf1134 Jun 25 '26
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u/chicky_nuggy_7 Jun 25 '26
When a daddy cats loves a kitty toy very very much … and that’s basically where kittens come from.
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u/rosepetalsandkisses Jun 25 '26
I‘m sorry this is quite a weird question but I don’t want to Google it… I just don’t quite understand what the cat gets from it? Is it just the imitation of the act, similar to how some people (or animals) dry-hump pillows etc?
Like the part that doesn’t make sense to me is how that’s pleasurable, is it just the making biscuits part? This cat isn’t rubbing on anything so it just… I don’t quite understand. Dogs humping legs holds a logic but this doesn’t.
I have two kitties but I’ve never seen them act like this in any way. They’ve both been neutered very young but they’re also (mostly) outdoor cats, so who knows what they’re doing behind my back xD
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u/Vespaeral Jun 25 '26
in this video I don't think he's got it quite figured out yet indeed 😆, but my cat used to mount a cube plushie... and we could see a tiny lil bit of liquid on it afterwards so it must have been pleasurable. 😵
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u/Suspicious_Sorbet196 Jun 26 '26
I think it’s It’s just a need to even act it out. Like in some way it’s fulfilling.
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u/qayinie Jun 29 '26
Well, honestly the answer is probably two-fold, at least. The biscuit-making in itself is rather innocent, probably reminds the cat of nursing on its mother with its littermates; it's a common way for cats to cuddle, either with other cats or with their owners.
As to why the cuddles turns sinful, the snuggles release dopamine and euphoria within the cat which floods the body and activates other parts. Then, what does the cat "get out" of the sin biscuits if they're actually not stimulating anything? Cats are EXTREMELY sensitive. It's most likely just the stimulation from the sheath itself that is enough for them. Since they are so sensitive more pressure anywhere on the body might be too much for them; hence why cats who tend to sin biscuit on their owners tend to get upset if you touch them too much in the process.
Cats don't really want active participation in lovemaking, which is why a male cat mounts and hold down the female and also one of the reasons you should neuter cats.
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u/mortalkombatboot Jul 01 '26
It's not really that the cat is "getting" anything from it. It's because they are literally sexually frustrated and trying to alleviate that. It's more biologal than it is gratification, like humans. Even if an animal is doing it frequently, it's not for satisfaction. It's because it alleviates what is basically a problem for them. They're intended to mate, that's where the instinct comes from.
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u/BuddingCannibal Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26
Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin
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u/Vespaeral Jun 25 '26
err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol
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u/5herl0k Jun 25 '26
idk what dogs you've been meeting but my girlfriend's aunt's dog has to wear a vest so he doesn't bite his balls until orgasm... and the leg humping..
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u/stormyw23 Jun 25 '26
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u/Valuable_Wasabi6820 Jun 25 '26
You’re fooling yourself if you think the bars will stop some fuckery from happening 🤣
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u/federkrebz Jun 25 '26
jerkin it
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u/bitterlittlecas Jun 25 '26
This is one of those comments that just strikes me stupid funny and I’ll be snickering about it while I’m trying to fall asleep tonight lol
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u/DegenNabalu Jun 25 '26
This is the cat form of a guy banging his waifu pillow.
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u/Bitter-Associate-458 Jun 27 '26
OMG I heard a Reddit story of a man's son doing this. Is this really a thing!?
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u/pandapants92 Jul 01 '26
You should watch Big Mouth on Netflix. Lol
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u/Mission_Fart9750 Jun 25 '26
Tell him he needs to get a room by himself, and give him a box of tissues.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Jun 25 '26
I had to quickly hold my breath before I guffawed and woke up my husband 💀 WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 🤣
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u/ChoiceRush6219 Jun 25 '26
My childhood cat would actually want an audience, he would bring his toys out whenever we had guests over, meowed so loud during, and would make eye contact.
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u/LeDestrier Jun 25 '26
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u/3720-to-1 Jun 25 '26
You know what I'm down to these toys it's time for business. That's why they call them business toys
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