r/bertstrips • u/JonJonesCrackDealer • May 02 '19
Viet Bert MISSION UPDATE
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r/bertstrips • u/Thewrongbakedpotato • Jul 27 '22
Viet Bert And You Can Take or Leave it if You Please
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r/bertstrips • u/dankbob_memepants_ • Jul 22 '20
Viet Bert Bert whips out his kitchen knife and pants pistol
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r/bertstrips • u/Valladian • Oct 27 '20
Viet Bert Bert's memory gets blurrier with each bottle of Monte Alban his liver recycles.
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r/bertstrips • u/Lays4Lyfe • Feb 19 '20
Viet Bert Ernie was adamant that they play Fortunate Son nonstop for 24 hours.
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r/bertstrips • u/Remove_soy • Apr 22 '21
Viet Bert Mr. Snuffleupagus couldn’t eat steak anymore
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r/bertstrips • u/TarantulaPets • Nov 06 '20
Viet Bert You can chase that dragon forever, Bert, but it won’t block out the atrocities you committed in ‘Nam.
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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • Sep 16 '26
Viet Bert Bert has a warm and fuzzy Vietnam flashback
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r/bertstrips • u/Captainwumbombo • 2d ago
Viet Bert I read the book this is based on in high school, so I apologize for any inaccuracies.
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r/bertstrips • u/Glad-Ranger-1436 • Sep 13 '26
Viet Bert Don't by weed from a Chuck E Cheese.
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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • Jun 26 '26
Viet Bert Finally, somebody did it.
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Everyone's sick of your shit, Ernie.
r/bertstrips • u/Plethorian • 23d ago
Viet Bert With the acid flashbacks, PTSD, and untreated sleep apnea: Bert's a handful.
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r/bertstrips • u/Lots42 • Feb 24 '17
Viet Bert The night after the visit to the electronics store.
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r/bertstrips • u/Fun1k • Nov 25 '16
Viet Bert "Bananas can be found in other colors, including red. Bananas contain a lot of potassium, making them more radioactive than other fruits. Bananas float in water, as do apples and watermelons. The Ugandan word matooke means both 'food' and 'banana'."
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r/bertstrips • u/Kvazimods • Aug 03 '26
Viet Bert Bert paints the wall with his favorite shade of red
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