r/bertstrips • u/Mammoth_Western_2381 • Apr 15 '21

Viet Bert Smoking

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Iceveins412 Apr 16 '21

The best bertstrips are ones like this. Not overtly sexual or extremely violent. Just a brief glimpse of horror

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u/Naive_Drive Apr 16 '21

IDK if that's what combat was like but I believe it

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u/JFKeh Apr 16 '21

Good writing gets the pass over teenager levels of edge any day of the week.

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u/CanineRezQ Apr 16 '21

What about Ernie fapping while Bert retells his story?

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u/Sachyriel Apr 16 '21

Ernie starts masturbating as Bert tells his story. Bert doesn't notice, cause it's not anything Ernie hasn't done before, but he's lost deep in his memory, telling the story. Ernie isn't finished when Bert is, and he comes to and sees Ernie choking the chicken.

"Ernie they would have sent you home as a section 8" he says.

"Well Bert, speaking of eights"...

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u/Xanexia Apr 16 '21

A different kind of bertstrip, but god damn if that didn't make me feel something

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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Apr 16 '21

I couldn't even imagine that shit

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u/arunabharocks123456 Apr 16 '21

Holy fuckin shit dude....that's awesome

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

"I FUCKIN SAW GOD, ERNIE, AND I LAUGHED IN HIS FUCKIN FACE" Huey noises, screeching guitar feedback

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u/PwnasaurusRawr Apr 16 '21

Lemme download the audiobook version

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u/Novawurmson Apr 16 '21

Develop incredible Sesame Street characters voices, record them, and post them. Unlimited karma.

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u/NVM1816 Apr 16 '21

Thats exactly what its like. Except with talibans.

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u/LORDOFTHE777 Apr 16 '21

Damn this was maybe the best berstrip I’ve seen

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u/1zandzeros Apr 16 '21

“The Nam” And “The Charlies” Just Nam no article needed.
Just Charlie (it’s a non-count noun)

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u/PermanenteThrowaway Apr 16 '21

Bert doesn't know that because Bert didn't go to college, he went to The Nam.

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u/1zandzeros Apr 17 '21

Hmmmm “The Bert’s” brain did get scrambled in “The Nam” between shotgunning pcp and concussion grenades.

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u/Spadeinfull Apr 16 '21

also "blazing" and "grenades"

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Op are you...are you ok?

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u/Ratio-Fabulous Apr 21 '21

Of course he's not okay, he uses this subreddit.

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u/echo0delta Apr 16 '21

made me feel nostalgic of a war i have never been in at a time i was yet to be born

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u/Salvadore1 Apr 16 '21

I don't think you should feel nostalgic about war...

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u/CapitalistWatermelon Apr 16 '21

I don’t think this strip was trying to evoke nostalgia...

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u/LGeneral_Rohrreich Apr 16 '21

I would to, but the Soviets were using mig15s so no

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u/tommydickles Apr 16 '21

r/rs2vietnam will give you that fix