r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • Apr 14 '21

Shit ★ Post This bertstrip is kinda cheesy

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u/cyberbeastswordwolfe Apr 14 '21

The sex was okay, it could've been cheddar

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u/chrismorre14 Apr 14 '21

ba dum tiss

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

"As soon as Telly finished, he grabbed a handful of bills from his wallet, flashing them for Zoe and Elmo.

'Eat it,' he ordered. 'Eat the creamed cheese, and I'll give you 200 bucks each.'

Zoe and Elmo looked at each other. Sure, everyone had heard that Telly still hadn't treated his syphilis. But 200 bucks is 200 bucks..."

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u/Quacky786 Apr 14 '21

I'm something of a red mo-leicester myself

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u/hodlrus Apr 14 '21

Elmo’s interspecies brie-ding program is going as planned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Elmo secretly got off looking at it all

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u/FriendlyDangerNoodle Apr 14 '21

I'm too Dutch to understand this lol

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u/VivaSpiderJerusalem Apr 14 '21

Now it's Swiss...

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u/CanineRezQ Apr 14 '21

Off camera, Ernie watched with growing jealousy, then he saw Julia. Fucking cheese was easy, try fucking a mashed potato, that took skill, strength and determination.

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u/RovingRaft Apr 14 '21

I like the strips that are just weird and absurd like these ones