r/bertstrips • u/cyrusasu In a Elmo Cult • Sep 24 '20

Shit ★ Post How beneath him

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u/RetrogradeIntellect Sep 24 '20

"Even if you can reach it, Sam, self-sucking is not going to be pleasant."

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u/LinkUnseen Sep 24 '20

You seem to speak from a position of experience and knowledge.

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u/Lost_Pantheon Sep 24 '20

Self-sucking: The ultimate goal that is just too hard on one's own spine.

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u/NateTut Sep 24 '20

Because Sam believes Penguin Lives Matter, he hands the little guy a jar of Vaseline and unzips his pants...

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u/hornmelon Sep 24 '20

For Sam is the legal eagle

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

I thought it's because he's black!

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u/SoupIsNotAMeal Sep 24 '20

Sam The Eagle, well aware that liberals are all weirdos, sees no reason to explain, again, to the democrats why a new Supreme Court justice must be confirmed without delay.

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u/death2sanity Sep 25 '20

for some reason the penguin was harping about something something four years ago. Sam knew the electorate could barely remember what happened four hours ago.

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u/RealOzome Sep 24 '20

Seeing him next to a penguin is reminding me of Muppetvision 3D