r/bertstrips • u/Captainwumbombo • 29d ago

Low Effort This sub needs more Cookie Monster bertstrips

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 29d ago

Good thing most of those orphans haven’t eaten in a while

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u/bellowing-bruce 29d ago

POV: for some god forsaken reason Cookie Monster is actually taking Elmo's side and is lecturing you about why and how Rocco isn't alive.

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u/Wonderful-Hat-8071 29d ago

Cookie Monster's guidelines should include all living things including microbes by defining things that are alive by determining if they have cells or not.

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u/ReaperofLightning872 28d ago

New target: the mold on my sandwich

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u/MadJohnFinn 29d ago

It is The Stallion if:

1: It can drink.

2: It gets groomed.

3: It goes for a walk.

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u/peng503-NCN 28d ago

it took me a while to realize that it said "it is alive if" instead of "it is alive it", which was enough for me to wonder what the fuck the original context was

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u/Doitforthecringe 14d ago

This is the beginning of Roccos training as a infiltration agent. So far Elmos the only person suspicious of him

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u/skull62835 2d ago

Not a rock can do those things