r/baseballcirclejerk • • Jul 14 '23

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u/soonerman32 Jul 14 '23

Better chance of winning a world series in Japan than in New York

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u/king_meatster Jul 14 '23

That applies to both the Yankees and Mets.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 14 '23

Lol mets

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u/elqueco14 Jul 15 '23

Open up the world series to the entire world Manfred you coward

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

LMAO

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u/jfrglrck Jul 14 '23

You know an antifascist when you see one.

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u/TripleThreatTua Jul 15 '23

Ohtani is already disqualified from being a Yankees pitcher due to the fact that he is not a domestic abuser

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '23

hi from japan

I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher

summary

1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one

2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball

details

about 1

a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder

if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break

some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong

about 2

Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different

(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)

1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective

2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective

and he has also so fast ball around 100miles

so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball

That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"

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u/EmeraldEmperorJ Jul 14 '23

Already a true Red Sox 🥹

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u/polkadotjerseyy Jul 14 '23

This just in: Gross

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Imagine going from the one of the most universally respected currently active player to one of the least. That’s what pinstripes would do to him.

On the flip side, he can’t grow a beard for shit so the shave rule wouldn’t matter for him.

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u/king_meatster Jul 14 '23

He’d grow a beard just to get himself kicked off the team.

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u/wingsofthygiant Jul 14 '23

This man is spitting straight facts

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

In other news the sky is blue lol

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u/Meyhna Jul 14 '23

Turn it up it's my favorite track

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u/TurboMacho Jul 14 '23

junior has already said something similar I believe

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u/Stonetoothed Jul 15 '23

Damn didn’t realize Ohtani was so wise

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u/jaron_b Jul 15 '23

Hate the Yankees and would rather retire from the MLB than play for their team. Sounds like Griffey. Mariners signing confirmed.

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u/JiveChicken00 Jul 14 '23

Luckily he will never be faced with that choice.

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u/ZeroEnrichment Jul 15 '23

If this is true I’m naming all my children Shohei

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u/AutoModerator Jul 15 '23

hi from japan

I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher

summary

1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one

2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball

details

about 1

a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder

if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break

some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong

about 2

Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different

(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)

1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective

2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective

and he has also so fast ball around 100miles

so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball

That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"

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