r/astrologymemes • • Sep 09 '26

MOD “Can we ban ai???” (Read description)

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First, thank you for speaking your mind. You didn’t just ask a question. You asked for changes. And honestly? That’s really brave.

LOL JK 🤪

Okay so this is our number one most requested rule. And while we always try our best to listen to and accommodate your concerns- respectfully I don’t think y’all understand how much work this would be for us.

Don’t get me wrong! We also loathe ai slop!!!

But we work for free lol. And we’re already drowning in birth chart posts (among other things).

Having to play Sherlock and investigate whether or not a post is AI (and then arguing with the OP if they claim it’s not) is a can of horrors we’d rather not open.

We DO encourage you to shame obvious ai posts in the comments though!!

I’ve also made an “ai slop” post flair. So if something is blatantly ai, myself or my other mods will POSSIBLY switch the flair to that (at their desecration. Again we’re working for free lol with bigger fish to fry).

Please feel free to custom report slop with “ai” and we’ll try to change the post flair (REPORTING FOR AI DOES NOT MEAN THE POST WILL BE REMOVED).

We love you! And appreciate you understanding <3

Xoxo,
Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes • • Sep 03 '26

MOD ✨Rule Reminder no. 358✨: BIRTH CHART POSTS ARE AN AUTOMATIC 7 DAY BAN! (Read Caption)

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I hate to be a broken record but birth chart posts are going to be our 13th reason.

You may think “I barely see chart posts” and for that: you’re welcome!

We were lenient for a while and simply deleted posts that violated rule 1, but it’s gotten to the point that we will now be enforcing a 7 day ban.

In addition to this, repeat offenders or accounts in violation of rules 2&3 are subject to a permanent ban.

What’s Okay ✅
- Celebrity Natal Charts
- Meme Posts Describing Personal Placements (“My Sun Sign be like”)
- Broad Placement Discussion Posts (What’s your X sign and how do you do X)

What’s NOT Okay ❌
- Personal Natal/Transit/Synastry Charts (yours or someone you know)
- Chart/Placement Questions (What does it mean if I have an X Sun and X Moon)
- Selfies

We have our sister subs listed in our “About” page that are more than happy to answer these questions!

As always: This is a community and while our Mod Team does their best to remove these posts, we also rely on YOU to report them!!

Xoxo,
Your Shit Mod Team 🖤

(If you have any questions or concerns you’d like to express privately or if you feel like you’ve been banned unfairly, please reach out through Mod Mail. Mods will not respond to direct messages)


r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

OC ✨ Your Venus sign is snitching on how you act when you like someone 😭

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Okay so we all know our sun sign is the public personality but your venus is who you turn into the second you catch feelings and she is NOT subtle. Nope.

Venus in Aries is the one who texts first, plans the date, and then pretends to be shocked when the other person is moving slower than her. You want the chase but you also want it to be over by Thursday.....max

Venus in Taurus will say nothing for weeks and then show up with your favorite snack, a blanket, and a ten year plan. Love language is feeding you and being physically in your space.

Venus in Gemini flirts through memes and voice notes. If someone sends you a random reel at midnight you're already halfway in love and you won;t admit it.

Venus in Libra is in love with being in love and will ignore a red flag if the vibes are pretty enough. Aesthetic/pretty dates are your weakness and honestly mine too....I'm a Libra moon.

I’m not doing all twelve because I wanna hear from you. Venus in Capricorn, Pisces, Leo, I see you lurking.

So here is the game. Comment your venus sign (and the house if you know it, bonus points) and tell me one thing you do when you like someone that you wish you didn't. I'll reply to as many of you as I can and tell you what your placement is really saying about your love life <3. My laptop is broken and I'm using my sister's....be patient with me baby

Also be honest, who here has a venus in the 8th and understands why they feel everything at 1000%? Just me? Okay 😭


r/astrologymemes • • 7h ago

Meme Hope amidst all the retrogrades 😭🧚

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r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

Meme Venus retrograde be like

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r/astrologymemes • • 18h ago

Meme why is this so accurate 💀💀💀

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r/astrologymemes • • 3h ago

Meme Trying to get my 12H Cancer Jupiter to send me lottery numbers in a dream

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I got one number last time. 🥲🥲🥲


r/astrologymemes • • 9h ago

Question Who’s your favorite musician or top 3 and put your moon sign ⬇️

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I am a aqua moon my top 3 rn is⬆️


r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

OC ✨ 😅😂

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r/astrologymemes • • 16h ago

Art Notes on the Cardinal/Fixed/Mutable system

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Hi there! These are my personal notes on the Cardinal/Fixed/Mutable system that I've made as I'm learning. I figured I'd share them if anyone was interested (seems like the only sub I can really share on). Copied from my phone ❤️

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The Cardinal/Fixed/Mutable is a classification system that divides the 12 zodiac signs into 3 groups. It is a way to better understand the symbolism of the zodiac signs. How cool.

The 3 groups are
Cardinal, the start of a season
Fixed, the middle of a season
Mutable, the end of a season

Cardinal - start of season
(Aries🔥, Cancer💧, Libra🌬️, Capricorn🍃)

Tackling challenges and starting projects

This marks the start of seasons. It is a busy time of activity and initiative. The beginning of the season is when people need to be prepared to tackle the challenges this new season will bring.

Fixed - middle of season
(Leo🔥, Scorpio💧, Aquarius🌬️, Taurus🍃)

Building and maintenance

A fixed, sturdy, unmoving place to be in.

Crops are in the process of growing/preparations have been made for the season, this is a period of maintenance, and it will be awhile before anything changes.

Mutable - end of season
(Sagittarius🔥, Pisces💧, Gemini🌬️, Virgo🍃)

Quick-changing times, adaptability, mutability

Crops are harvested/preparations wrapped up, so it’s a time of plenty but still a time of change. People need to be adaptable, tie up any loose ends of the last season and begin to make changes and get ready to prepare for the new one.

Aries - start of spring

New beginnings

the ice of winter is melting away, plants are quickly starting to grow again, animals become active again. This is a time of initiative, buzz, action, and the beginning stages of things.

Taurus - middle of spring

Abundance

Everything is flourishing. This is a time of abundance. All the plants and animals are flourishing and no one wants that to change

Gemini - end of spring

Adaptability

Change is here and it’s time to be adaptable. Things are heating up and we’ve got to be quick on our toes to adapt to the upcoming changes in crops and climate that summer will bring.

Cancer - start of summer

Protection and Nurturing

People need to start preparing and adapting to summer. Sources of shade, protection from the heat, and water need to be secured. Spring crops have been harvested at this point and the new summer crops need to start being nurtured.

Leo - middle of the summer

Responsibility and Celebration

All this heat will tire people out if they work too hard through it. What people need now is to manage their responsibilities without overheating too much and finding ways to vent and play. The sun is all the way up in the sky and it’s a great time to find fun ways to enjoy the season.

Virgo - end of summer

Sorting and organizing

Summer crops need to be sorted and organized. Autumn is the final season when crops can grow abundantly before winter and so precise preparations for the upcoming season is totally vital during this time. Everything needs to be well-sorted and well-prepared because if things don’t go well next season winter will be too harsh.

Libra - start of autumn

Social decorum

Things are starting to cool down, any tempers that flared up over the summer need to be cooled. Like I mentioned, this is the last season before winter and so any lingering social imbalances need to be dealt with so everyone can be on the same team.

Scorpio - middle of autumn

Introspection and Planning

With crops planted and growing and things cooling down, there is a stillness that allows for introspection. It’s the perfect time to make plans for the upcoming winter.

Sagittarius- end of autumn

Movement

With autumn’s harvest there is one final period of abundance and joy before the stark season of winter. It’s a time for optimism and jubilance because if everyone did the proper preparation and groundwork during autumn, it means there’s nothing else to do but to take the leap and go down that path they laid.

Capricorn - start of winter

Testing the Foundation that’s been Laid

Here’s where everyone’s plans and preparations start to get tested. The snow and ice is here and if homes aren’t secure, the cold will seep in. If food wasn’t packed away, empty stomaches will be the punishment for it.

Aquarius - middle of winter

Social Structuring

There’s nothing left to do but huddle up with eachother to wait out the cold, tell some stories and connect with eachother. Now is the perfect time to communicate, examine the state of the group, and make possible changes for better harmony and cooperation if needed. Now is the time for social cohesion and structuring that will set the stage for the group next year. We don't want members of our group left out in the cold.

Pisces - end of winter

Contending with the Abstract

A whole new year, a whole new cycle, and a whole new beginning awaits on the horizon. Depending on how things are going, that can fill someone with hope. But if things are going roughly, people might need to turn to spirituality or some forms of escapism to cope.


r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

OC ✨ Mercury be gatorading again

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Edit: it’s my tablet charger and port melted
— This and the washer broke today 🫠


r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Question Is it just me or is everyone angry with each other and fighting today?

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r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

Meme Pluto in the 1st house

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how it feels...


r/astrologymemes • • 14h ago

Question Surviving Neptune 💦

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Talk to me about how to survive Neptune transits. Especially Neptune square the Sun..I feel like I've washed up on some foreign shore and I'm just drifting through my life...


r/astrologymemes • • 13h ago

Rant I can’t be the only one crashing out right now?! Looking for some solidarity…

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Since the start of Venus retrograde (not shadow period) shit had been shifting for me in way I did not want and it’s driving me nuts. I just want you to know that others are also feeling this too? My Venus is in Scorpio so maybe it’s just really hitting me hard? I’m praying these things won’t be permanent and I can go back to flowing once this clears…

how y’all doing??

Is anyone doing good? Would love to know what that’s like and what’s your chart.


r/astrologymemes • • 1h ago

Question Name your Sun, Moon, Ascendant, and Venus, and write down your clothing style

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I am Libra, Gemini, Libra, Scorpio and I don't know what to do about it. I want to find inspiration among you


r/astrologymemes • • 17m ago

Rant Not one lie

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r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

Question If exes don't get back to us during Venus Retrograde, is it over for good?

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I saw on TikTok someone said that if our (important) ex doesn't contact us/come back during a Venus retrograde it's over forever and they will never reach out.
How true is that?
Has anyone had their ex-es reach out/come back AFTER all the Retros are over and start going direct?

My important ex-situationship ended with me in late August. I reached out to him on 7th october and he blocked me.
He didn't reach out during this retro Venus. I hoped he will at least unblock me, because he has natal retro Venus in Scorpio, but nothing. So according to this theory I should be certain he wont reach out ever?

The only ex who somehow "came back" into spot again was a man I dated like 15 years ago, and he followed my SISTER on instagram instead.


r/astrologymemes • • 15h ago

Discussion Post Anyone here with a massive stellium (6+ placements in one sign)???

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I’m so curious… WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO??? WHAT HOUSE IS YOUR STELLIUM IN?? HOW HAS LIFE BEEN??

I was born in November of 1995, where 6-7 planets were in the sign of Sagittarius.

I have my sun, mercury, Venus, mars, Jupiter, & Pluto in the sign of Sagittarius in the 4th house. Ive moved around A LOT, explored many different countries, & have a really amazing familial & in-law support system despite having Pluto & mars in my 4th. I also have a biomedical degree I went to college for, but I currently just do creative design/ projects at home as a mom.

I’m soooo curious what other people are doing that may also have this Sagittarius stellium. Or if you have any other massive stelliums in another sign.

I’ve read that 7planets has been the most an astrologer has observed in a person’s birth chart. I missed the cutoff by 8 hours. If I was born a bit earlier, my moon would’ve also been in the sign of Sagittarius!


r/astrologymemes • • 9h ago

Discussion Post What placement of your own do you love ?

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( of your self ) and why ?

Let us take a break from the slandering.

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r/astrologymemes • • 10h ago

Discussion Post What’s your sign and your biggest pet peeve 🥸

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I’m a Taurus and I can’t stand overly jumpy ppl that don’t know how to chill. (Bonus for my Aries mercury, ppl that can’t take a joke) :,)


r/astrologymemes • • 21h ago

Discussion Post People with a more gothic makeup fashion and clothing style . What’s your Venus sign ?

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r/astrologymemes • • 9h ago

Discussion Post Taurus here, Taurus full moon makes me so craving...

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I don't know. I just feel like I can't stop thinking of good food in my mind 🍣☕️🍰

Anyone the same?

Is that Taurus under Taurus full moon thing, or for everyone under full moon. My Sag friend said she also think more of food.


r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

Discussion Post What's your Venus placement, and which qualities in yourself do you value the most in relation to others? And what are your WORST qualities or tendencies (also in relation to others)?

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Could be anything. Some examples of things you might value could be kindness, charm, integrity, loyalty, sincerity, seeing the best in everyone, charisma, intensity, passion, good judgement of character, compassion, independency, generosity, warmth, playfulness, helpfulness, forgiveness, devotion, patience, consistency, reliability, unconditional love, adaptability, social intelligence, leadership qualities, attentiveness, acceptance, open-mindedness, directness, communication skills, protectiveness and fairness - and examples of your potential worst qualities or tendencies could be vengefulness, naivety, overidealization, flakiness, paranoia, red flag-blindness, intolerance, clinginess, hostility, fear of vulnerability, avoidance, bossiness, low social battery, gossiping, ghosting, conflict-avoidance, awkwardness, dependency, jealousy, need for control, selfishness, people pleasing, excessive need for validation, abandonment issues, detachment, quixotism, disloyalty, savior complex, self sacrifice, criticism, judgement, narrow-mindedness, tactlessness, easily triggered agitation, competetiveness, grudge-holding etc.

As a 7th house Sag Venus, the qualities I value the most in myself are seeing the best in everyone, sincerity, loyalty, helpfulness, warmth, curiousity, patience, open-mindedness, compassion, playfulness, generosity, forgiveness, strong relationship values, how I don't need romantic love to feel fulfilled (I'm perfectly content when single and celibate) while still having a hopelessly romantic nature, how deeply and unconditionally I love and how I can connect with pretty much anyone. My worst ones would be quixotism, the combination of difficulities letting people in for real and extreme difficulties letting go once I do, naivety, red flag-blindness, savior complex, difficulties communicating needs and boundaries, self sacrifice, social avoidance, fear of vulnerability, people pleasing, overidealization, inconsistency, low social battery and craving lots of alone time.

I'm curious to see not just the qualities of different Venus placements, but also how you view, value and feel about them!


r/astrologymemes • • 19h ago

Discussion Post Give me your big 3 and what your favorite Halloween costume is

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I know times are tough with the avengers style retrograde but tbh I love dressing up as a werewolf/lumberjack. My big 3 are in my flair lolol

For couples edition my wife's big 3 are Taurus sun, Virgo moon and Capricorn rising, she loves to be a dead Victorian princess.