r/AskOuija • u/late_to_redd1t • 12d ago

[META] u/Ouija-Bot is currently offline. We are working to get it fixed ASAP

10 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/late_to_redd1t • 22d ago

Ouija Says: YES [META] Are you interested in having an images enabled weekend/event here?

20 Upvotes

Over on redux we do it once a month, and it's proven very popular.

Would you like to see it here?

Even though this is now a NSFW sub (thanks reddit admins!), we would draw the line at porn and gore images being posted.

Let us know via the poll ☺️ It's open for 48 hours, so the majority of our core users should see this in time to vote 🤞🏻

Feel free to discuss in the comments.

Lots of ~~love~~ cum,

~~mods~~ neckbeard virgins.

411 votes, 20d ago

254 Yeah, nah, yeah (Yes)

157 Nah, yeah, nah (No)

r/AskOuija • u/soda-hero • 13m ago

I like /u/________.

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/0divide0 • 6h ago

Ouija Says: WANKER What do you call a single, attractive person worth $1M+?

12 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/duckling-developer • 8h ago

I like r/

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 10h ago

Ouija Says: PORN "Get the _____ out of my face right now!"

9 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 8h ago

Ouija Says: LOVE After opening the heavy steel safe, the detective looked inside and gasped, “what is _____?”

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Jebis • 10h ago

Ouija Says: SHIT _________: It's got what plants crave!

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 1h ago

Hello, _______! How are you?

• Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Downtown-Push6535 • 13h ago

Ouija Says: DR The Pentagon is rebranding to the ____agon.

11 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/InevitableCold9872 • 5h ago

Mom, Dad, It's time I told you. I like _____

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 5h ago

I know the messages ___ throws on a beat aren’t the best example, but that’s how they make money.

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Kaggles_N533PA • 9h ago

Ouija Says: 1.73 I paid $_____ for this hotdog!

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/neveraARon • 10h ago

That's 69% more per

4 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/THEBasementDwella • 12h ago

Ouija Says: YOU Spirits, what is lowkey kinda gay?

7 Upvotes

dw im gay.

r/AskOuija • u/Jimmyshow124 • 10h ago

Can you fix em?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/MoonSpawn12 • 4h ago

um is a role-playing game set in a place called um.

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/AccountingFanatic • 4h ago

If given the option to choose one animal to save over the rest (excluding humans, extinct, and fiction). Why do you choose Minks?

1 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/thesongwilleatitself • 11h ago

where did i put my wallet?

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 16h ago

Let’s make a new subreddit we’ll call it r/______

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 18h ago

Ouija Says: FRANKFURT ________ has declared war on France.

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/TheCigaretteFairy • 10h ago

Hi Spirits. What's my next job going to be?

2 Upvotes

r/AskOuija • u/IHaveNoIdeaDanny • 12h ago

Pick your costume for halloween this year ouija

3 Upvotes

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