r/AskOuija • u/TylerFurrison • 8h ago
If you can recite the Lord's Prayer, I'll go get therapy
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whichever version y'all decide ig
r/AskOuija • u/GreenHero_25 • 19h ago
Ouija Says: FUCKOFF I bet Ouija can’t spell out this entire sentence: “The incomprehensibilities of the legal document confused everyone.”
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r/AskOuija • u/THEBasementDwella • 14h ago
Ouija Says: YOU Spirits, what is lowkey kinda gay?
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dw im gay.
r/AskOuija • u/AccountingFanatic • 6h ago
If given the option to choose one animal to save over the rest (excluding humans, extinct, and fiction). Why do you choose Minks?
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r/AskOuija • u/CynicalCosmologist • 21h ago
Ouija Says: GAY Why do I have uncontrollable farts?
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r/AskOuija • u/0divide0 • 7h ago
Ouija Says: WANKER What do you call a single, attractive person worth $1M+?
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r/AskOuija • u/Downtown-Push6535 • 15h ago
Ouija Says: DR The Pentagon is rebranding to the ____agon.
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r/AskOuija • u/Mutton_throwaway • 17h ago
Let’s make a new subreddit we’ll call it r/______
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r/AskOuija • u/brokedownthewalls • 19h ago
Ouija Says: FRANKFURT ________ has declared war on France.
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r/AskOuija • u/KoolaidPower • 20h ago
Studies have shown that dreaming of ________ pouring out of your mouth on a regular basis is a sign of higher-than-average intelligence.
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r/AskOuija • u/ProphetofTables • 22h ago
Ouija Says: OP In my country, there is problem, and that problem is ____!
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r/AskOuija • u/neveraARon • 23h ago
OK, so I popped open the back panel of my ouija board and four little guys popped out and ran off... hello? Are you still there?
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