r/apprenticeuk • u/Hassaan18 • Sep 25 '26

VIDEO "I am a brilliant project manager..."

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u/Nuthetes Sep 25 '26

I hated this guy. He was absolutely mugging for the camera and putting it on the entire time in the hopes of becoming a viral star. He was so transparent with it.

I's clearly why he left the monobrow, he thought it made him look quirky. And stupid comments like this too.

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u/Hassaan18 Sep 25 '26

Stuff like that is how you make it onto the show in the first place. They're making an entertainment programme and they want characters.

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u/Nuthetes Sep 25 '26

Only in the more recent seasons. And even then, there hasn't been many as over the top and on the nose as him.

He was by far the worse in blatantly wanting to go viral.

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u/littlemissy145 Sep 26 '26


He was awful. But I do remember him

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u/degarmot1 Sep 25 '26

Let's admit - this was gold

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Sep 25 '26

I'm sure I saw this guy in McDonald's in London once but his arrogance annoyed me so much in the show I didn't go over to him because I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of being recognised 😅

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u/Amazing-Monk6278 Sep 26 '26

I just assumed his wife had IVF.

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u/Benjibob55 Sep 25 '26

it sounds like he rented a room for his wife and a third party

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u/SyedaZaynabKhan Sep 25 '26

😂 That’s because he delivers on all projects. A great project manager.

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u/justmelike Sep 26 '26

So we can add "delegation" to his list of virtues?

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u/Xenc Sep 25 '26

Hey son I shagged your ma in Travelodge Room 212

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u/oxy-normal Sep 25 '26

His next project should be managing that monobrow.

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u/Ultra_HR Sep 25 '26

holy shit, we finally found him

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u/D-Scimbler Sep 25 '26

Had a whole gantt chart planned out and everything.

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u/TourOk3698 Sep 25 '26

A gantt chart covering 30 seconds is overkill tbh

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u/ozplissken Sep 27 '26

Ahh, karthook, I still remember the look of disgust on Sugars face when he said "show me a laptop lord sugar and I'll show you a million dollars" lol 😆😆 

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u/whatonearth000 Sep 25 '26

He got to be kidding

3

u/Real_Shaytarn Sep 25 '26

He's not also she was his first cousin

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u/SpeechWeird5267 Sep 25 '26 edited Sep 25 '26

You just have to bring in your racial prejudice. 🤦 why do you assume that?

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u/Real_Shaytarn Sep 25 '26

He literally said it in his audtion tape for The Apprentice it was played after he wad fired on the apprentice: you're fired (which is the after show)

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u/Hazzadcr16 Sep 25 '26

Yes "Gift", does that gift come with covering the cost of the therapy sessions when they find that out?

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u/WilsonFiskFI Sep 25 '26

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON!!

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u/Low-Temperature-1664 Sep 26 '26

I knew this guy, nothing about the misogyny, arrogance and general distasteful behaviour was in any way an act

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u/perfectlyclear69 Sep 25 '26

You cannot push custard up a hill

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u/Eastern_Traffic_5779 Sep 25 '26


His kid in a few years time

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u/BatTitties Sep 25 '26

He is like a Matt Berry character

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u/LondonTownGeeza Sep 25 '26

Hi kid is called "Task BABY-080"

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u/xerses24 Sep 25 '26

Every so often, I think of this quote

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u/Fun_Introduction9550 Sep 25 '26

What a lucky lady his wife must be

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u/PrinceRobotVI Sep 25 '26

Big time “I’ve only had sex once” energy.

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u/shutyourgob16 Sep 25 '26

I feel like when he was young someone told him he was incredibly smart and he then drew his entire personality from that .

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u/Plus-Lab-1006 Sep 26 '26

Was his son a group
Project.

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u/Friendly_Yak_2713 Sep 27 '26

Very "mom do I have to go to dad's for the weekend" vibes

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u/Cellophane_Sexbot Sep 25 '26

He can project manage, but cant manage to remove that fucking monobrow

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u/Radiant-Grape8812 Sep 25 '26

This feels like the start of this week's apprentice in a nutshell from TV burp all that's missing was him getting fired

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u/ChaucerBoi Sep 25 '26

Surely to know that, you can't have been having sex that often.

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u/Go1gotha Sep 26 '26

Aye mate, me an ma wife banged awa like beasts aw the time an conceived aw fowr o oor bairns nae bother, we didnae hae tae plan onyhing.

Fitwy dae ye nae just plan an "project manage" a wee trim on ya eyebroos ya walloper?

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u/Upset_Belt8248 Sep 26 '26

"give me a laptop and I make you a billion dollar company"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fucking tool

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u/No_Strawberry_1576 Sep 26 '26

Easy when he’s only had sex once.

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u/pb_wizard Sep 25 '26

Remembering the one and only time he has had sex, big w

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina Sep 25 '26

He only knows because it's the only time he's ever had sex.

Also, nobody can tell me he isn't the One Pound Fish guy.

This twat did my nut in, that series