r/antimeme • u/MeMirza • 20h ago

Dog ♥️

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 20h ago edited 18h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/MeMirza 20h ago

onus

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u/DEV_ivan 20h ago

Reasonable reaction to 221 failed dates.

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u/Werdar_cz 20h ago

Still couldn't find the common denominator? smh

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u/DeusIzanagi 19h ago

Yeah, she found it. It was the dog

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u/UltraTata 19h ago

She participated in all of them

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u/Hairy_Ad888 17h ago

221 is semi-prime, it's easier said than done.

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u/MrHandSanitization 20h ago

Geesh, I wonder why. Imagine having to marry, so bad, you end up marrying a dog. I love dogs, but, come on...

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u/eddienqc 17h ago

you don't love them that much

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u/TheLegendaryNousagi 20h ago

Finally my hamster can be of use 🥰

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u/ARNAVRANJAN 19h ago
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u/Connect_Detail98 19h ago

Ehhhhh.... Alright

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u/YuraiMamoro 18h ago

This image summarizes 2026

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u/kfjesus 18h ago

Yeah, kind of the whole "if you think everyone you know is an asshole, then guess what?" thing

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u/Ellie7600 20h ago

Well time marry my cat I guess

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u/AcidicVengeance 19h ago

Gee at what point is it your problem?

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u/Faded1974 13h ago

Only 221? Those are rookie numbers.

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u/Brilliant-Pair6425 12h ago

Shit ass jokes

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u/Duke_Baragus 19h ago
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u/Reds_Strongest_Chef 19h ago

I know it's bestiality but shouldn't there only be a single pair of prints behind her?

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u/Duke_Baragus 19h ago

Multitasking, I assume.

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u/kameshazam 20h ago

The story is about a motherfucking female dog sexual abuser and the son of a bitch of the reporter spins it to speak about men.

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u/FallaciouslyTalented 20h ago

Technically, the groom is the son of a bitch

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u/kameshazam 19h ago

That's a lady dog if any, not a tramp.

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u/Conscious_Bed_1195 7h ago

Angriest upvote I've ever given 👍

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u/art333mis 5h ago

No indication she sexually abused the dog. That's all your interpretation.

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u/pretenzioeser_Elch 2h ago

I don't think she fucks that dog, mate. It's a practical joke about not finding someone to marry. She might as well have married her tosster.

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u/SirDrippinBalls 19h ago

If you have 221 failed dates then you're the problem.

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u/MoonoftheStar 14h ago

She married a dog, bro, we all know that.

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u/Smooth-Guess-5962 20h ago
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Oh that's zoophillia.

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u/Icy-Ganache1231 19h ago

Average white women activity

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u/Mission_Falcon1225 20h ago

Please, for the love of god, tell me this is a platonic marriage

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u/Foliks5 16h ago

How would platonic marriage even fucking work

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u/ImCrazy_ 15h ago

"We married and got kids, but she still nothing more than mah best friend."

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u/FoolishCarbohydrate 13h ago

Essentially a roommate youre legally bound too.

So, you know, not a great idea.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 18h ago

Their babies

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u/Human-Pen-1667 19h ago

how i felt predicting the oregano without seeing it

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u/Emiliax3 19h ago

That's the most white woman shit I've ever read

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u/RMP321 19h ago

So is this just legal in Britain or what?

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u/I_dont_know0901 19h ago

Now we know why she bought 10 cans of peanut butter

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u/Bish489 17h ago

Atp it aint even the guys fault 💔

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u/DatOneDude1w1 13h ago

Once you break up with like 10+ people, maybe you should start considering yourself the problem

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u/Mobile-Piglet5035 13h ago

If you fail after 221 dates maybe you are the problem

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u/Rigor_Mortis1993 8h ago

I guess you could say she tied the knot.

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u/Newvil450 19h ago

What in the peanut butter is that oregano

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u/Solecis 11h ago

Surely it's just a fancy way of saying he's her soul mate and she doesn't need anyone else, not implying that she sees the dog romantically. Please tell me I'm right.

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u/AggravatingYou2410 18h ago

Bestiality is serious

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u/MeMirza 17h ago

You should be investigated.

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u/shadowdance55 11h ago

Has the dog consented?

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u/ThePsychoSL 4h ago

After seeing so many antimemes for the past few months I can finally guess the post in the comment
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I aline am the honoured one

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_9093 23m ago

Maybe she didn't have to spread this on mainstream channel. Keep all the fetish stuff on private or limited community.

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u/Serious-Ebb-7223 18h ago
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u/Opstic-3 13h ago

How do you know if it’s dog sperm from the look

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u/IamanelephantThird 13h ago

White woman in disguise. 

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u/TheNightmareBelow 20h ago

Do we really want the O

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u/No-Material5356 20h ago

we all know the oioi

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u/ChefAsstastic 18h ago

Wedding night was wild I heard.

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u/_JustJacob 14h ago

Why tf did she keep going at 200 😭

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u/Nighter_78 20h ago

Oregano?

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u/No-Material5356 20h ago

come on, you know what it is

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u/OkEntertainer3355 20h ago

I guess oreo☠️☠️