r/antiMLM • u/PestilentWolf17 • 13h ago
Amway Got the Amway pitch today, I let them down by telling them I was rich...
Got my first MLM pitch today, obviously had 0 interest going in, but I didn't want to be overly rude.
I sat through their whole pitch, wearing my nicest suit, and Omega watch. Of course the pitch HEAVILY relied on the whole "you can make money with very little effort" thing, so I asked questions like I was interested, and had no idea what they were pitching me, and had a few funny moments throughout it.
I took the whole meeting as if it were a high class office meeting, expressing my "questions" and "concerns"
Throughout the pitch, I said "not to be rude but I have a few concerns..." I said "this sounds like an MLM" and to my surprise they very quickly responded "It is." (Didn't expect them to admit it tbh)
I let them down fairly easily. They mentioned monthly expenses after the first year, and I threw their math back at them, telling them in their own words how much I'd have to sell just to cover the investment, and that the general public is usually quite opposed to buying from MLMs. They agreed, but essentially told me its not that hard if I "beleive in the product" and bring it up every chance I get, lmao.
The fun for me came at the very end, this guy first talked to me about it while I was working my part-time 9-5, so I guess he assumed I was desperate? After their whole speech they were talking about how "nice it would be to not have to worry about money someday" and I replied:
"I actually dont really need to worry about money, my primary source of income is a hedge fund, and I live very comfortably off of it." (Not entirely a lie, but definitely a stretch)
I also threw the whole "make easy money" thing back at them by saying "...doesn't get much easier to make money than a hedge fund..."
They didn't really know what to say, they sort of accepted, and shifted to trying to sell me products, and I told them I was pretty set in my ways for how I buy things.
I thought it was a kind of fun way to get them to stop contacting me about it, time will tell if it works though...
TL:DR: I shut down an Amway pitch by telling them I was rich, and had no need to join their MLM.