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u/GuntherHogmoney 4h ago
From the people who brought you "You can't even fix a car yourself anymore - it's all computer"
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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 4h ago
Their inside jokes about horses and almonds are great
evidence that their brains should be studied by materials engineers to engineer a zero-friction surface
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u/Glittering-Table-837 3h ago
I get the almond "joke" about wasting water and all
But horses?
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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 3h ago
See, horses became obsolete because cars, so artists will be obsolete, presumably because everyone in the world will only appreciate things at the same bare minimum surface level as prompters who “discovered their talent.”
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u/sacha8uk 4h ago
How is that guy driving his car in the third "image"? The steering wheel is on the side of the car!
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u/Previous-Screen-3875 4h ago
That's such a fat horse thing to say, excuse me while I smoke my cigar and drive my hairdresser Miata
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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 4h ago
Maybe AI is driving the car and it’s decorative. The OOP probably placed it according to where he thinks it is in his mom’s car. Probably doesn’t pay much attention when she drives him everywhere.
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u/llk338xyz 4h ago
1 horse power is not 1 horse though im pretty sure
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u/etrane79 4h ago
That's a fat horse way of thinking about it. Be a giga Chad and drive a midlife crisis Miata.
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u/pomeclipse 3h ago
The horsepower was estimated by goofy old-timey crackpot science ("HOW FAST CAN THIS HORSE TURN THIS WHEEL") for the purpose of marketing steam engines, which were originally made to replace horses on farms and other labor work.
Horsepower measures the rate at which work is done. 1 horsepower is about 740 watts (1 watt is 1 Joule per second.) In 1925 it was estimated that the average sustained work rate of one horse was indeed about 1 horsepower.
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u/cousintipsy 3h ago
then why is it called HORSE power? betcha can’t answer that one liberal 🤣🤣😂😂
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u/No-Departure-3047 4h ago
Yeah one horsepower is like 8 horses IIRC.
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u/TheyCantCome 1h ago
1 horsepower is 550 ft lbs a second. I think donut media got 5.7 horse power when they Dyno’d an actual horse.
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u/Zealousideal_Nail288 24m ago edited 21m ago
pretty sure horse power was calculated on avg over an hour not peak numbers
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u/Old-Implement5652 3h ago
It's over, I've finally depicted you as the fat chud horse
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u/Fair-Chapter-5715 3h ago
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u/Old-Implement5652 3h ago
Fad chud horse when the fat chud horse farmer walks by with his pawg wife (could have been your fat chud horse farmer pawg wife but you're anti AI): 😲
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u/Rustmutt 3h ago
There’s going to be studies on this in art history classes in the future
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u/ShinePretend3772 3h ago
You think we have a future. Art finds a way tho. Give an artist anything & something will materialize.
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u/they_themsworth 4h ago
Every other detail of this cartoon is more realistic than a Miata with 310 HP.
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u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406 4h ago
i too love walking around in my shirt that says "TRUTH NUKE GIGA CHAD"
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u/nub_node 3h ago
I dunno man, I keep having to put gas in my car.
With a horse, I could just be like "Hey. Look. Grass," and they'd do their thing.
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u/punksmostlydead 2m left
We'll all be back to horses before long if things keep heading the way they are.
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u/KnownAsAnother 3h ago
The ND Miata does not make 310 horsepower lol unless it has forced induction of some sort.
Whoever prompted this is not a real car person. So much for that supposed "truth nuke" lol
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u/clayton-berg42 3h ago
Isn't that thing a glorified miata with less than 150hp?
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u/user18298375298759 2h ago
In Europe. In the US it's around 180 hp
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u/clayton-berg42 2h ago
Thanks. that's still not 310 and most of those guys would make fun of it as a 'girl's car'.
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u/user18298375298759 2h ago
I think a new generation Mazda (either miata, rx7 or mazdaspeed3, don't remember which one) is coming out in the next two years with 300 HP.
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u/professor_fate_1 2h ago
The best know “driving pleasure/ driving enthusiast” car is a “girl’s car” yeah all right..
I guess a “manly car” is a RAM pickup by that logic right?
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u/TheAgedProfessor 3h ago
Giga Chad would never fit in a Miata. Take it from a 6'4" 170# guy who once tried to drive a Miata.
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u/Deltadracons 1h ago
Is this made by the same inflation horse fetish guy of other posts or there are more ai bros with that barely disguised fetish?
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u/Many-Fisherman5653 3h ago
Truth nuke: 310 horses has the possibility of being way more expensive than a convertible.
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u/Haipaidox 3h ago
They are
Just assuming a horse costs 2.000 dollar, they would codt 620.000 dollar
And horses are often more expensive
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u/ShinePretend3772 3h ago
A fuckin Miata? Fr? These doods exude homosexuality. Surprised he’s wearing a shirt
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u/Competitive-Hair6294 2h ago
Oh my god is that why they represent us with horses? cause of cars?
Also that's wrong, horses don't have 1 horsepower
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u/This_guy7796 2h ago
Well technically they didn't replace horses. They just made horses less efficient & practical for general transportation. I have quite literally seen people riding on horseback, with a donkey in tow, on the south side of Atlanta off of I-285. Way these gas prices are going, I'm considering buying one of my uncle's horses off him.
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u/cultcraftcreations 2h ago
The kind of person that made this is also the kind of person that has to pay people to touch his weiner
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u/Professional_Tale649 2h ago
You see I rendered myself as the extremely muscular chad character with the stacked cat girl waifu thus I am the victor!
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u/FeedMeDrywall 1h ago
The funniest thing about this is that the giga chad is driving backwards. Even if its obviously supposed to be him driving off into the sunset, leaving the horse behind. The ai cant even get that right.
I also love how the car, horse and scenery have this realistic look, generic anime hentai girl has a anime like style and giga chud looks like a realistic depiction of a butch hartman drawing. The supposedly superior "art" tool cant even make everything look like it belongs together.
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u/endergamer2007m 1h ago
Doesn't the ND Miata have like.. at most 180hp for the 2l? they can prompt any fucking car and they chose a fucking Miata.
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u/No-Archer-4713 1h ago
Why do they care about the ones they’re supposed to happily leave in the dust ? Aren’t they great enough yet ? I can’t wrap my head around this
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u/Any-Fox-1822 40m ago
Son 😭 The TRUTH NUKE AI chud has me on the floor, how can people be that dense ?
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u/King_Dragonlord 38m ago
Ah that’s why Ai bros are using horses to represent antis now as well as the ogres, it’s the “the car replaced the horse” thing
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u/WispyBooi 10m ago
Genuine question. Why are antis always depicted as far when AI users are typically sitting down generating stuff. Is it "fat" to put effort into stuff instead of sitting in a chair typing in a box?
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u/punksmostlydead 7m left
The big titty cat girl is somehow sitting in front of the steering wheel.
This must be satire. Poor satire, but still.
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u/Admirable_Rabbit_808 16m left
What a weird flex from whoever wrote the prompt for this. Even if "AI art" ends up winning, removing prompt generators themselves and replacing the whole thing with a closed-circuit AI-to-monetization loop is the obvious next step. Or maybe it already has?
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u/Flaky_Housing_7705 4h ago
Fun fact horsepower was just a marketing term use to sell tractors. It has no actual relation to the actual power of a horse.