r/absoluteunit • u/Effective-Culture-88 • 1d ago
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u/Camruns-daworld 1d ago
Would have been totally different vid if he hit his head on that shelf. That being saidā¦ wish he was my dad
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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1d ago
Hits head, tv lands on him
They would be closer to my own clumsy dad lol
We would have laughed all the way to the hospital
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u/slop1010101 1d ago
I became a dad at 50. I'm 55 now, I can barely even pick up my 5 year old.
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 1d ago
That was one of my biggest struggles growing up because my dad was always too old to do anything with me, given heās not that fit either.
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 1d ago
My husband and I had our twins when he was in his 50ās and heās 61 now and he still throws our 7 year olds around and runs miles. Maybe you should exercise a little
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u/sparkplay 1d ago
Kiss your wife, play (ninja level) with your son. A good life.
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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 1d ago
That kid will always have his head on a swivel and never taken by a sucker punch.
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u/CommandoGrump 20h ago
I used to play fight like this with my uncle when he would be in town. We would be hanging out at my grandparents house and rough housing. Well one time we were rough-housing and my 4ā10ā grandmother saw my uncle fighting with me and commenced to whooping him with her shoe while yelling āyou no hit grandsonā!
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u/Frozen_shrimp 1d ago
I wish he was my dad too although that's kind of weird and impossible because I'm about 25 years older than him.
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u/BoiTarantado 1d ago
the amount of disrespect and slander I would've gotten for walking into the house with shoes on while the wife is sweeping....
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u/gardendong 1d ago edited 23h ago
Today the broom handle wasn't thrown into the tv. Tomorrow is another day.