r/Zombies_Attack • u/Mattacus27 • Jul 19 '17

Event I can't drive

"I have farming supplies back at my billboard but i would need a pickup to go get them, i was thinking we could grow potatoes on the roof."

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u/millicow Jul 20 '17

I walk up, eating Cheez Whiz straight from the can, unknowingly getting a spot of Cheez Whiz in my hair. "I can take you there."

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u/Mattacus27 Jul 20 '17

Cool lets go its almost dark.

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u/millicow Jul 20 '17

"Yeah, we should get going." I start up my truck. Empty cans of Cheez Whiz rattle around in the bed and on the floor.

((btw we use instant travel in this sub, so don't have to wait or worry about traveling))

"Hey, I see a billboard up ahead!"

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u/Mattacus27 Jul 20 '17

"Is it the one with the McDonalds logo on one side and the fight obesity one on the other"

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u/millicow Jul 20 '17

"Uh, yeah that's the one."

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u/zombieauthor Jul 19 '17

We already have a farm set up in the food court where we've got a skylight overhead and sort of a makeshift greenhouse. The roof has zombie traps of cheezwhiz creations (yea.. it's weird)

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u/Mattacus27 Jul 19 '17

But potatoes contain many esential vitimans and nutrients and this is a fast growing strand i got from a science enclave a while back.

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u/zombieauthor Jul 19 '17

You're welcome to grow potatoes in the food court farm but I would stay off the roof. That place is pretty dangerous.

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u/millicow Jul 19 '17

"Yes. I still need to fix the trap. It is laying sideways and will shoot if you go up there. I'm going to have to climb up the wall behind it and pick it up and put it back once my leg heals up."