PANIC-GIFTING ALERT: Give someone a Patreon membership that’s actually a real thing that arrives in their actual mailbox! Digital benefits of course, but also: THE LOVE LETTER.

A monthly envelope containing a hologram sticker (because we’re not animals), a poem (!!!) and surprise treasure item: maybe a fridge magnet that says something inappropriate, maybe an air freshener shaped like a cactus, maybe a postcard set – LITERALLY ANYTHING WE CAN CRAM IN THERE.

Your giftee gets surprised twelve times a year, which is eleven more times than a regular present. And you look like a genius who “planned ahead” and an art connoisseur at the same time!

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The algorithm-driven attention economy has turned art into something that’s supposed to be free, consumed in scrolls and taps between subway stops. We’re told success means millions of likes from strangers who’ll forget our work before their coffee gets cold.

But then there’s Patreon – this strange little economic rebellion where actual humans decide that something matters enough to support it directly. Because it resonates in some small, meaningful way with their actual lives.

Howl. Howl. Howl. It's Harvest Moon and you know what that means: PRINT DROP SEASON!

Did you know that reading makes you 53% more attractive to your significant other? And also that laughing and a sense of humor makes you 47% more appealing to potential mates?

With "Hi, Earth" we have the perfect book that makes you 100% more sexy! It’s a funny book about our favorite planet including crisis, despair and hope.

Fighting top notch technology with cartoon characters and clever slogans? Count us in!