I'm really sorry for shattering that big glass door at Hamilton library when I kicked at the door frame and missed. It was NOT on purpose. Everyone came running to see if I was ok and no one saw that I broke it.

I'm sure no one missed the obscure library book that I kept for 35 years before I returned it, but sorry for that, too.

I didn't tell anyone that I got paid twice for teaching at HCC one semester. Anyway, sorry.